So my car was out of comision but I still wanted to go out racing on Saturday night. I took my other car, a 1991 Mercury Sable V6 out to Gandy,(wich is a bridge connecting Pinellas county with tampa and that's my local hot spot, everyone races there because there is no cops on the bridge)

Anyways I was driving in a loop looking for somone to race my Sable when I spotted a fu9ked up civic hatch-back with no hubcaps,coil-cut, black hood, and a sh1ty mufler. I came up beside him and started to fu9k with him by slaming on the gas then letting of again, I kept on doing this for 10 seconds not making eye contact at all. Finnaly he got ****ed off and down shifted into 3rd.

His ****ty little motor reved as high as it could and tryed to make some kind of effort to race me but I actually pulled on him. He went into 4th but I was still pulling on him even being in my autonmatic 3rd gear.
Once a good three car lengths were between us I stuck my head out my window and shook my head at him. He finally let of the gas most lickely fealing stupid for trying to mod a civic hatch. Thats like trying to soup up my sisters 94 geo.

Any funny stories you guys have to tell?

 

Here is a funny one.....I saw an all motor civic hatch run a 13.1 @ 108 on street tires

 

Holy shomolagins
Maybe I should'nt dog them too bad then

Heres another funny story my freind wants to mod his 4banger mustang. I siad sure . step 1: Get a new car Step 2: then mod