Funny accident story
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Funny accident story
I pull up to the stop light and this punk 16 year old with an old Mistubushi Talon rolls up and he wants to go and I'm just like are you retarded there's a freakin police station 2 blocks away. So he punches and thinkin he's all bad and then cuts in front of me and we start to come up on another red light. He pulls into the turning lane with a super wide turn and then just slams the back of a F-150. It was like the idiot didnt even know there was a huge @ss truck stopped in front of him. Im just sitting at the light cracking up watching this guy who owns the truck lay into the stupid kid. Cops show up in about 5 seconds because the station is right there and I just smiled at the kid and gave him a big F YOU. Just had to share
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man that aint no where near the kinda trouble i got this other ricer into.
long story short. few months back, a black coupe 2000ish 4 banger accord pulls up next to me. sittin on big chrome rims, major drop, exhaust and 4 people inside including him. anyways, to make this really short, this guy wants a run and at first i think to myself "what makes this 4 banger with 4 people inside so special that he wants to race a maxima, heck let me show him what my baby can do". anywas i roll up all of my 4 windows, turn off the music and nodded while looking at him (kinda saying, lets do this). but then for some reason i looked towards the back passenger seat to make sure the window was rolled up (i dont like to hear the intake, makes me nervous). as i turned back, i saw a police officer on his bike hiding in my blind spot. at first i was like "dayum im in trouble for those few revs i just did" but then i thought, let me set this ricer up for some real good lesson.
light goes green, i rev up to 2k rpm slowly while the ricer chirps 1st, 2nd, 3rd and is doing well over 60 while he is well over 5 cars ahead of me. and then i saw the police officer turn his sirens on and fly like a cruizing rocket, go right behind him and pull him over. that was the FUNNIEST thing EVER ! rice boy got set up. man to this day i still laugh when i think about this and wonder how he did not see the cop !!! probably cuz he was slammed down and im still a 4x4
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
long story short. few months back, a black coupe 2000ish 4 banger accord pulls up next to me. sittin on big chrome rims, major drop, exhaust and 4 people inside including him. anyways, to make this really short, this guy wants a run and at first i think to myself "what makes this 4 banger with 4 people inside so special that he wants to race a maxima, heck let me show him what my baby can do". anywas i roll up all of my 4 windows, turn off the music and nodded while looking at him (kinda saying, lets do this). but then for some reason i looked towards the back passenger seat to make sure the window was rolled up (i dont like to hear the intake, makes me nervous). as i turned back, i saw a police officer on his bike hiding in my blind spot. at first i was like "dayum im in trouble for those few revs i just did" but then i thought, let me set this ricer up for some real good lesson.
light goes green, i rev up to 2k rpm slowly while the ricer chirps 1st, 2nd, 3rd and is doing well over 60 while he is well over 5 cars ahead of me. and then i saw the police officer turn his sirens on and fly like a cruizing rocket, go right behind him and pull him over. that was the FUNNIEST thing EVER ! rice boy got set up. man to this day i still laugh when i think about this and wonder how he did not see the cop !!! probably cuz he was slammed down and im still a 4x4
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Originally Posted by 98SterlingMaxSE
man that aint no where near the kinda trouble i got this other ricer into.
long story short. few months back, a black coupe 2000ish 4 banger accord pulls up next to me. sittin on big chrome rims, major drop, exhaust and 4 people inside including him. anyways, to make this really short, this guy wants a run and at first i think to myself "what makes this 4 banger with 4 people inside so special that he wants to race a maxima, heck let me show him what my baby can do". anywas i roll up all of my 4 windows, turn off the music and nodded while looking at him (kinda saying, lets do this). but then for some reason i looked towards the back passenger seat to make sure the window was rolled up (i dont like to hear the intake, makes me nervous). as i turned back, i saw a police officer on his bike hiding in my blind spot. at first i was like "dayum im in trouble for those few revs i just did" but then i thought, let me set this ricer up for some real good lesson.
light goes green, i rev up to 2k rpm slowly while the ricer chirps 1st, 2nd, 3rd and is doing well over 60 while he is well over 5 cars ahead of me. and then i saw the police officer turn his sirens on and fly like a cruizing rocket, go right behind him and pull him over. that was the FUNNIEST thing EVER ! rice boy got set up. man to this day i still laugh when i think about this and wonder how he did not see the cop !!! probably cuz he was slammed down and im still a 4x4
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
long story short. few months back, a black coupe 2000ish 4 banger accord pulls up next to me. sittin on big chrome rims, major drop, exhaust and 4 people inside including him. anyways, to make this really short, this guy wants a run and at first i think to myself "what makes this 4 banger with 4 people inside so special that he wants to race a maxima, heck let me show him what my baby can do". anywas i roll up all of my 4 windows, turn off the music and nodded while looking at him (kinda saying, lets do this). but then for some reason i looked towards the back passenger seat to make sure the window was rolled up (i dont like to hear the intake, makes me nervous). as i turned back, i saw a police officer on his bike hiding in my blind spot. at first i was like "dayum im in trouble for those few revs i just did" but then i thought, let me set this ricer up for some real good lesson.
light goes green, i rev up to 2k rpm slowly while the ricer chirps 1st, 2nd, 3rd and is doing well over 60 while he is well over 5 cars ahead of me. and then i saw the police officer turn his sirens on and fly like a cruizing rocket, go right behind him and pull him over. that was the FUNNIEST thing EVER ! rice boy got set up. man to this day i still laugh when i think about this and wonder how he did not see the cop !!! probably cuz he was slammed down and im still a 4x4
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
#12
FUNNY A$$ $HIT! Both stories are hilarious! The second,however, just goes to show that not only are nissans better than hondas, but their drivers are smarter too!
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