1. Drain your bumper fluid (save 20 pounds)
2. Remove the generator that runs on blinker fluid to provide the energy to make them blink
3. Remove those heavy muffler bearings
4. Remove your mirrors
5. Remove your brake pedal (FTW You need that for)
6. Remove wipers
7. Remove Underbody lights
8. Remove your entire interior and throw 3 amps and 10 subs in the trunk.
9. Put nos in your tires
10. Ultimate weight reduction REMOVE ENGINE. you will run 10's after this.

 

I gotta be the first to say, IBTL

You gotta be either drunk or really really bored to make a thread like this.

-matt

 

Pity reply.

 

party poopers

 

www.kalecoauto.com

for all your weight reduction and performance needs.

 

forgot to remove ur @ss? thats heavy too

 

Oh, this was supposed to be funny.

 

How much did you drink today?

 

I removed my wheel gap. How many pounds in wheel gap?

 

Actually coilovers save about 40lbs all around.....

 

Does that mean I'm a "NUB"?

 

o man...this is retarded. But whatever......IBTL

 

 

I don't know what that is.

 

You forgot remove transmission, and apply engine ower directly to the wheels!

 

The driver's seat is pretty heavy. I bet removing it will get you into the 10's

 

i vote drunk

 

LMAO, that's a good find.