"No fat chicks!!"
some fat chicks are cool. It's the ones that are fat and think they're skinny that are obnoxious. I once saw this chick wear those plastic tatoo necklaces thing. Its the ones you wear around your neck and has holes in between, (Imagine like a fence but plastic designed to wrap around the neck". The thing was soooo stretched, fat starting poking through the openings...it was just disgusting...
But hey, at least u know how low u can drop before you rub..-= 0
But hey, at least u know how low u can drop before you rub..-= 0
Originally Posted by Blackwind
Dear Big Girls of America,
It has come to the attention of my office that you enjoy spending time with gentelmen who drive Maximas. As a Maxima driver i must say, we appreciate the favor you have shown us. To an extent. While some of us maxima drivers like a lady with a little extra lovin (I myself included) it is not to say that we are all "chubby chasers" Our vehicles, while desgind to fit 5 adults with comfort, is not desgined to fit 5 of YOU!
I write this letter in response to the damage you and some of your fellow HERD have caused to a members car. If in the future you feel like you would like to share some quality time with someone who drives a Nissan, might i suggest owners of some of the other fine vehicles that nissan has to offer. for instance the spacious and roomy Quest, or the luxourious pathfinder Armada, but i think the vehicle that would best suit your needs is the tough and rugged Nissan Titan with its 9000 lb towing capacity its got plenty of power to haul you and your FAT A$$ friends around town.
In short stay away from Maximas, think of them as reaching your toes; getting close to them would bring you great joy but you'll only hurt yourself and others in the processes.
Signed
Big Nuts Mcgurdy.
It has come to the attention of my office that you enjoy spending time with gentelmen who drive Maximas. As a Maxima driver i must say, we appreciate the favor you have shown us. To an extent. While some of us maxima drivers like a lady with a little extra lovin (I myself included) it is not to say that we are all "chubby chasers" Our vehicles, while desgind to fit 5 adults with comfort, is not desgined to fit 5 of YOU!
I write this letter in response to the damage you and some of your fellow HERD have caused to a members car. If in the future you feel like you would like to share some quality time with someone who drives a Nissan, might i suggest owners of some of the other fine vehicles that nissan has to offer. for instance the spacious and roomy Quest, or the luxourious pathfinder Armada, but i think the vehicle that would best suit your needs is the tough and rugged Nissan Titan with its 9000 lb towing capacity its got plenty of power to haul you and your FAT A$$ friends around town.
In short stay away from Maximas, think of them as reaching your toes; getting close to them would bring you great joy but you'll only hurt yourself and others in the processes.
Signed
Big Nuts Mcgurdy.
anyhow
You guys gotta remember if werent for the chunkers... some of us would not have g/f's. There the best wingmen/wingwomen you can find, either they're best friends are HOT girls or at least they know some. But yes I do agree on the whole, only one big person per vehicle, or no big person whatsoever in the car. But I give them props... I wont hate... cause my grandma's a big woman, and one of the sweetest nicest ladies ever to help me out, was a big lady. Mad respect for someone who can carry themselves well.
Raul
Originally Posted by J_Ketzer
Exactly how many of them were there, anyhow? From experience, I can say the Maxima's passenger-carrying ability is pretty outstanding.
Originally Posted by ImmaSquashYou
some fat chicks are cool. It's the ones that are fat and think they're skinny that are obnoxious. I once saw this chick wear those plastic tatoo necklaces thing. Its the ones you wear around your neck and has holes in between, (Imagine like a fence but plastic designed to wrap around the neck". The thing was soooo stretched, fat starting poking through the openings...it was just disgusting...
But hey, at least u know how low u can drop before you rub..-= 0
But hey, at least u know how low u can drop before you rub..-= 0
ok, being a "big dude" i gotta say stop hatin ya'll. fat women are people too, just like me, and for some reason i can't score with a " hefty lover" but rather her skinny 95lb friend wants me to dance with her. please god get me a rich fat chick so i can buy a new max and mod the sh** out of it. but, i will take an ex-model thats a little chubby and likes big dudes.
skinny girls taste funny.
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