I washed and waxed my car and decide to take out for a drive...little did i know they tore up every single road around my area...so i come back home with tar all over my bumper and two nice cracks in my windshield.

 

Sorry to hear that, and especially since you got the cracks right after you washed the car. Why do you think I have a bra? I'm not a big fan of them, but I travel 40 miles a day on a high speed highway to get to work. Before I didn't have a bra, and my car got pretty beat up in the front. However I worked at a detailer so I got my car detailed every weekend. Now I use the bra to cover up the nicks on the front (DAMN THOSE HORSEFLIES!!!). :****ed off because I hate horseflies that leave dents on my car: