Damn Birds are Crapping Everywhere!!

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05-11-2003, 03:33 PM

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Damn Birds are Crapping Everywhere!!

Yup, you guessed it!! It's that time of the year again where the days grow longer, the weather gets warmer, and all the birds do is eat, sleep, make noise, and S**T everywhere! 4 times this week, 4 spot washes, and 2 full car washes later, they must really get a kick out of watching us run around frantically to save that nice thin layer of clear coat!

I guess I will be laying out more alka-seltzer tablets outside this year..........

05-11-2003, 05:49 PM

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yeah tell me about it. when i went inside my car had nothing on it and when i came back 2 hours later i notice that my car got bombed by at least 12 different birds.

05-11-2003, 06:11 PM

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Bird poop is bad, but bug guts are worse.

05-11-2003, 06:56 PM

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Bird poop is bad, but bug guts are worse.

Are bug guts as acidic as bird crap?

05-11-2003, 07:00 PM

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my parking spot at work used to be underneath a light pole.. birds would sit on the light pole and crap ALL over my hood... one day I came out there and at least 50% of the hood was covered in crap.. i quickly got my spot changed

05-11-2003, 07:23 PM

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I saw a morning dove on my max the other day (hanging on the wind deflector of the sunroof) and I got so ****ed off because it took a dump on the paint so I waited till it got off the car and bang with the pellet gun. Pratice with live squrals pays off.

05-11-2003, 11:23 PM

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Are bug guts as acidic as bird crap?

I wouldn't know. I've never tasted bug guts.

I wasn't referring to how bad it is for the paint, more like, how unbelievably nasty it looks when your front bumper and windshield are covered in yellow stains.

05-12-2003, 12:54 AM

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I hate birds

Yesterday i had about 20 birds s***s on my car

05-12-2003, 01:20 AM

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So what car commercial was it that had the 'Top Gun' theme to it, only with birds chasing a car.

05-12-2003, 01:36 AM

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So what car commercial was it that had the 'Top Gun' theme to it, only with birds chasing a car.

I think it was a toyota commercial or something.

05-12-2003, 08:26 AM

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I wouldn't know. I've never tasted bug guts.

I wasn't referring to how bad it is for the paint, more like, how unbelievably nasty it looks when your front bumper and windshield are covered in yellow stains.

They do that on fear factor

05-12-2003, 08:28 AM

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Exactly.

05-12-2003, 08:30 AM

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I think it was a toyota commercial or something.

No, it was a Nissan Commercial. The car was a newly washed black max 97-99 model being chased by the pigeons. Someone here might have a link to it.

05-12-2003, 09:03 AM

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If you live in a Bluebird population area, they are the worst. Absolutely hammer an shiny surfaces. They'll scar your clearcoat by attacking themselves (the reflection). And I let them breed in my back yard...the ungrateful curs!

05-12-2003, 10:34 AM

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Re: Damn Birds are Crapping Everywhere!!

Just wanted to share a FUNNY (IMO) thing my bro said about birds a couple years ago...

His words...
"I remeber back when I was about 10 yrs old and I got my first B-B gun... I saw this blue-jay and thought I'd try her out. I shot it once and it fell out of the tree. But, it didn't die. I felt really bad. I had to shoot it again and again so it would stop suffering. Finally it died.
Now some 20 yrs later, I think back to that horrible day... I think back about that beautiful blue-jay... And if I could JUST go back again to that day....... I'D KILL EVERY ONE OF THOSE FARGIN' BIRDS!"

Pls don't flame... Just wanted to share a funny comment about birds. But, you DO have to admit... anything that doesn't have enough sense to land before it takes a crap, deserves disrespect, IMO.