She's okay. She's just a stuck up snob. She also talks to everyone like they are 9.

 

no convo posting!...tsk tsk

 

Andy I just got home after an 11hr work day. Im tired and have temporary amnesia what can I say. For the record Andy my father is the A/C guru not me. I know how to do many things that have become second nature, but A/C im still learning and wont deny it.

Ok how about this, the glitter thing is in. And the bolonga idea is is. The Bolonga slices will distract him from seeing the glitter.

 

MyBad. Ill keep it on PM just easy to get carried away.

Andy note taken.

 

man, that sucks.. man, i would get mad if someone peed in my car... just take some clorox, break open his gas lid, and there you have it.....

 

what kind of car does this guy drive anyway??

 

OMFG,,,,the glitter thing is the funniest I have heard in a while...real lemon concentrate of the Lexan headlights will do wonders as well...


I would caution against any overt action though, as mentioned already, he will be back...

hope it works out...btw, were you actually in senior parking ?

 

Ok, well here is the dilemma. First off, the two kids that could have done it are Seniors, they are bigger than me, and would kill me. One drives an S10 pickup truck, and the other an older-style Chevy Tahoe. I'm not 100% that it was one of these kids, but pretty f**king sure, I'll have to see if they do anything to me on Monday. Also, I'm gonna ask the dumba$$ security guards at our school if they saw anything, since my f**king car was parked RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! If they didn't, i'm gonna cuss them out for being morons, and then I'll move forwards.

I'm not quite sure what I'm gonna do yet, but I don't want them to retaliate back, I may just f**k em both up over the summer or some ****. I went by my school looking for his truck, and I saw all of his friends cars, but his s10 wasn't there, however there was a brand new ford truck still with paper plates on it. If this is his, its done for.

 

Eff that kidd...juss stick some fresh **** into his exhaust. Apply some on the door handle and write something on his window with some of your sweet man juice. muahahahhaa

 

Pop a cap in his car ****! Or, key it and write down the name of a competing school!

 

thats a good idea... he wont know its you...

 

You definitely wanna wait a little while so it's not obvious it's you. Then go for the small yet highly aggravating offenses. The ones that are minimal monetary expense just in case u get caught and have to pay for it. Superglue his lock cylinders. For like a $1.50 you can buy a valve stem removal tool--steal his valve stems (they simply unscrew out of the rubber nozzle.) 4 flats but only a couple a bucks to replace em (just a pain in the *** to get it fixed!) Loosen his oil drain plug if you're really feeling brave. If it's rear wheel drive you can zip tie washers to his drive shaft so that they slap the body everytime the car moves. Remove his stereo for him and leave it sitting on his hood (don't steal it, just take it out for him.)

I could go on for days. If you wait awhile between pranks he won't know who's doing it, and doing multiple things will most likely make him think its more than one person. Takes you out of the spotlight and drives him fawkin nuts!

Have fun!

 

The glitter thing is probably the funniest thing i've heard in a long while. mad props andy.

but haha, honestly if it were me i wouldn't give a crap how big they were. I'm pretty small but i've stepped up to some big guys in high school, I probably wouldn't do it anymore but if my body healed as fast as it used to I'd just walk up to him in the middle of school and yell:

"HEY JACKAZZ DID YOU F*** WITH MY CAR?!" Then I'd hit him across the head with a swing of my backpack and proceed to pound the crap out of him. 9 times out of 10 he'll be so shocked he won't know what to do. Esp if he's the type who's too pus*y to confront you at the time and would **** on your car behind your back. If he fights back he might just get suspended and not allowed to walk with his class .

Either way, the fact that he tried to punk you for a parking space is reason enough that he deserves an **** kickin.

If he's really that big, save his windows, use the bat on him. If he has some friends, grab 10 of your biggest friends. Big fights are always fun

 

I say an eye for an eye.
I'd try to find a place where u can get a skunk's urine and use that for revenge. (A zoo is the best place. All you have to say is that it's for biology research). Poor it in the AC vents and let that **** dry out under the hot sun. He will have to get his car replaced. There is no way in heck that smell will ever go away. The glitter will pass, but not the skunk's ****. Then write down the name of a school on the car so attention doesn't come to you.
Easily done, and accomplished. Now sit back and laugh when he's getting ready to go out for lunch.

 

I share the same opinion as serin but why not just return what he did just put **** in the opening for the cabin air between the winshield and hood it will stink his car for a good while do it on a weekly basis or just in his driver side lift the rubber that holds the window in place so that the **** will settle in his inside door!! just my idea... i hope you are ready to take it because he will figure it out so wait a while....


Playero

 

or....you could go the simple and suttle approach and just shoot him as he goes towards his car...

 

Glitter for sure.

Another idea is to shove Dog Poop underneath his door handle. When he goes to open his door, he will get a hand full of ****. Combine that with the glitter will make for a really frustrating day.

 

Hehe, Zach, I can have some fun wit this kid if you like...

 

The NY-Style approach

I would say, if you're gonna wait til the summer, keep the attacks small, surprising, and sporatic, so it leaves room for his defense to go down. If you wanna seek justice now, then take chinkzilla's advice: STRIKE HARD, STRIKE FAST, NO MERCY SIR! If you manage to kick him in the nuts hard enuff, I'm sure that will leave both him and his graduating class something to remember by.

This is of course, if your Absolutely-Positively sure its this guy.

 

Yeah well, Zach inst from NY nor LA so hes doesnt have the same mentality as you and I and many others do. I wouldnt have even posted about it til I got back at the guy. Just my .02

 

Haha, I particularly like this one. Glitter may be easier to find, but skunk pee sounds yummy-yum... go for it!

 

 

nothing better than peanut butter, jolly ranchers, some pieces of ****, and a knife to cut the tires cant fix!!!........hahahahaa

 

First, wait until school is out.

Then, find his car, and utilize some good ol' american cheese, by the slice. In the hot sun, you'll really hook him up good.

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-R

 

IMHO, its not that he doesn't have the "mentality" like those of us in NY or LA (LA???) *ahem!* anyway, but I can see he's pretty PO'd and is looking to us for some advice before he decides what action to take. What if he took it to the extreme and it caused him more problems then what he's willing to put up with? He may have not even gotten a chance to post this thread to us at all.

Your mentality would be to get back at the guy before posting, but ask yourself what exactly would you do at that exact moment it happened? And with the 1000's of twisted ideas that run through your head per sec, which one would you go for?

 

When I said LA, I did not mean Louisiana, I mean Los Angeles ...anyway as for the advice. Well you do whats quick and efficient and does not take too much time. Bologna, and the glitter thing are on top and I guess you can add cheese to that list doesnt take much time and will do the damage that id atleast be satified with. Twisted idea I can come up with, if you scroll back a bit Im the one who brought up the Fork lift That is not necessary in this case and is too time consuming, it will leave you more then satified when its done but not practical in this situation. You dont do the sugar in the tank thing, he has insurance and that will cover him, same with keyin the car. If I really wanted to get some1 back again, I would keep an eye out and watch what he does for a few days and see where I have a good 20-30 min opening and Id do the Forklift thing all over again.

 

I know what you meant, but I always thought California was a bit more laid back then NY?

I wouldn't be able to get a hold of a forklift, but I'd be willing to try it myself if I did!

 

Laid back in some places yeah, but one place id never want to go is Compton, *** that place. Some spots are extremly bad including East LA were there are vatos up the @ss who dont know anything other then to start **** for no reason. Then there are the Fobers....really, really stupid with no sense of remorse. I personally think its kinda like NY but in a complety diff place. Some ways it diff, but there are a few places you can go were its kinda layed back like Burbank or Glendale which its still not too smart to make eye contact with the wrong person. Thats about all it takes sometimes, like I said its stupid. I dont even want to begin counting close calls, waaaay too many. I dont know how NY is but I have not lived in LA for like 6 yrs now. It ok to visit, all my friends are there but I would not want to live there again.

The forklift I got access to from a friends father (owns a factory) He had 8 so I didnt think he's notice 1 missing. I was fun as hell, I just wish we recorded everything it was worth a million laughs...

 

Report it to campus secruity and count your blessing that it didn't go beyond pee...you could be looking for an auto body place now rather than browsing the forum...

BUT, since there is C)other....

stink bombs are pretty easy to come by.... drop some aolng the molding of the doors....and/or the vents in the front of the car for the cabin air...

It'll be a while before the stink leaves....a looooonnnngggg while...

 

DUDE BEST THING TO DO... IF HE HAS A NICE CAR... EGG THE **** OUT OF HIS CAR ... IF NOT SLASH HIS TIRES .... ALL FOUR

 

This story is very upsetting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If he has good insurance try to stay below the deductable. A milk and egg mixture dumped in vents and on material works great. Call his parents and tell them so believable lies about him.

 

now who would do a thing like that. probably the same kind of guy who super glues the lock to your door.

 

Since you say he's a senior I assume you're not. He has most likely told all his friends by now and maybe other underclassmen. You need to set a precedence with this *** that no one messes with you. Doing something to his car will just keep going back and forth and end up costing you money.

I like the walk up to him and crack'em upside the head, go for the nose. Remember the 3 rules of street fighting. Can't see can't fight, can't breathe can't fight, can't stand can't fight. Take one of those from him and he’s yours. Just get the 1st shot in and make it count. Even if you get the crap kicked out of yourself you still win because you broke his nose and people will think twice before messing with you again… they know you will stand up for yourself. No weapons at school or you lose too. If you need a confidence booster take a few sheets of paper and crumple them up to fit in your fist to make it harder like a roll of quarters. After you hit him you can just throw it away and no ones the wiser. Also he’s going to be graduating the last thing he needs is to be suspended so do it now!

 

He needs an old fashion beat down. Other than that don't do anything.

 

patience is a virtue if your not gonna be a baller and f him up than wait. I have an S-10 as well as my max I'll kill the motha who messes w/ my car and shake the hand of the one who trashes my truck so i can get it replaced at his cost. however Glitter, Skunk Pi$$ and superglue are a good start. also if he parks by the other try tieing some string to wires on one of the trucks so when one leaves it breaks the harnesses. well good luck

 

That would be an option if only people these days didnt hire lawyers and sue for a quater mill, for **** like....Im scarred for life, I cant walk in public anymore without being scared, severe pain and mental angish (whatever that means ), suddenly their neck hurts and they need yrs of chiroparacitc therapy, ect....

They will sue his @ss off and milk it for what its worth, I know some1 who got sued for breaking a kids jaw in 8th grade and is now set back $250,000 due to that. That happend 5+ yrs ago, he kicked the kids @ss but lost the fight in the long run. If you are to fight some1, you beat them to the point were you knock a few screws loose and they cant remember you. Either that or just dont do it.

 

Just get a ski mask... Beat his A$$, steal his car, then throw it off a bridge. I would feel better, haha.

 

my idea is simple,put expanding foam in his tailpipe(s) and let it totally clog up the pipe and it will take days to figure what is wrong with the truck. after it blows up

 

Whatever you decide to do, wear latex gloves I don't want you going to jail for some stupid vandalism or other silly charge. Go to your local hunting goods store and buy some deer or fox urine. Pop the seals on his tires (all of them) or just cut the stems off. I guess the idea is to do as much damage without that much monetary damage to the vehicle itself. The glitter thing is good Too bad I never used it when I was in HS...

You could superglue his windows also (all of them). That would pretty much suck. And the gas cap and fuel inlet cover...