First, I'm gonna start off by saying I HATE F**KING IMMATURE PR!CKS!

Earlier on in the week, I get to school and park my car and luckily I got the first spot in one of the lanes, lucky for me. I get out and this senior says to me 'that's my spot b!tch, move your car.' I was on the phone with my audio guy so I just ignored him, got my school stuff and went to class, with him yelling **** at me the whole way. Anyways, today I come to my car to see that there is some dried liquid on my hood, dripped down onto my headlights, grill, bumper, and valence. Because of its yellowish-brown hue I assumed it was coke, but on smell test it turns out to be PEE! The f**king c*cksucker put pee on my car!! As you can tell, I'm livid right now. I have a pretty good idea that it was either this kid or his friend, and I'm getting testier by the minute. Do I a) Take a bat to the windows of his car, b) let the school know, even though school is over the 28th or c) other. Doing nothing really isn't an option for me, and frankly the f**k is lucky his car wasn't there after school, cause my baseball bat does wonders to windows.

 

I once had some1 pee on my new 18" rim 1 time...that guy wherever he is is lucky if he still has feeling in his ____ well u know

 

Oh ****... that sucks ***... I would probably bash his windows in, just cuz I like to be a **** like that. Sorry about your car

 

Whizzing on a car sucks, but there are SO much worse things they could have done, count yourself they considered the ride sweet enough not to damage. All it takes is a little keying or some bolgna to really F it up. Sucks, but I'd let it go

 

Wow... that guy has some nerve... it's a parking space. Oh what it must be like to be in high school again, I'll never forget the immature clientel that we had at my school. Sorry to hear about your car bro. I'd say use a bat, but then again, that's not the politically correct way of doing things.

Let us know what you do... maybe someone else can offer a better suggestion!

sugar in the gas tank always does it too ...

 

That sucks...especially when you're pretty sure who did it.

If it were me...I'd do the superglue in the driver-side door lock thing. Simple, out-of-sight, and just takes a quick squeeze. But hey, that's just me.

Peace.

 

I say you keep it gangsta and go to his body!!!

 

Seek and destroy.

 

 

Just take a **** on his car when no one is around

"They pull a knife, we pull a gun. They put one of our guys in the hospital, we put one of theirs in the morgue!"

To quote Untouchables...

 

Actually, that is a REALLY good idea. Zach, seriously, I would buy a bag of real manure and dump it all over his car in the sun and let the 100+ degree heat take over from there.

Oh man, this is bringing back memories...... One time we dumped like 10 bags of bird seed all over this girl's front yard. We drove by the next morning and there were literally like 50 birds in her yard. I don't even know why we hated her so much, but we just did.

 

this is gonna escalate. i wouldn't touch his car unless you're prepared for him to do worse to yours.

if you can, do something now that won't manifest itself for a little while so he doesn't bring it back to your maxima. maybe remove his oil filter and replace it with one you've previously filled and emptied (repeatedly) with some sand. sit back and enjoy the view when his mama drops him off the next day.

obviously, do this when you've got some alone time in the parking lot.

 

Screws in all four tires. Right on the part where the sidewall and the tread meet so it won't be repairable, but won't look like outright vandalism.

Or you could throw a brick on his hood. It would take less time.

 

put sugar in his gas tank

i wouldnt bat his windows. i would wait like a month and then do something, becaues if you do something in the next few days, he'll come straight to you.

i say , either forget it, let him be the little kid, or put some **** over his car somewhere, or put a nail on the inside part of his sidewall(where he cant see it) but not on the front tires because if they blow up , at least he wont die lol

 

for your sake if you do anything do it after school is out and do nothing on camous. make sure he doesnt know where you live so when you **** up his ride he can't **** up yours again.

 

.99 cents worth of brake fluid/power steering fluid on his windshield and hood. Not to mention the damage it will do to his paint, but getting that stuff off your windshield is hell! um.. gas tank? does he have a lock on the cap? jeez, i'd better stop. I'm very angry when I hear this stuff.

A-

 

Grab a nice sharp key and key the living crap out of his car. ***** that Matherfocker ! No one ****** with a car and gets away with it, senior or not ! Dont take jack sheeet from this ***** ! If you are sure its him, go for it !

 

This crowd certainly thinks evil quickly, especially Andy, who as we know is pure evil. Personally were I to do something it would be a number of small untraceable things not linked together in any way. Spread them out, make them look like bad luck. Savor revenge, don't blow your load all at once, or your bowels for that matter.

 

Well, what surprisingly has not been addressed yet is how big this kid is. Zach, could you take him? I'd fight him regardless of size. Just walk up to him and hit him. None of this sassy "meet me after school in the park" crap either. If he fights back, it would probably keep him from walking on graduation night. Then bang his little sister.

Also, tin foil and pool acid make for a lethal combination when used correctly. I had a "friend" that once launched this guy's mailbox about 25 feet in the air with a properly detonated 3 liter bottle of Lariat soda from Bashas. I am in no way condoning commiting a federal offense. This "friend" of mine had to deal with being yanked out of class by a US Postal inspector and Phoenix PD to be questioned about the incident.

 

Nothing would probably **** the kid off worse

 

1) Call the cops and notify the school.

2) Find out where he lives and wait a few weeks then smash his windows!!!

 

wait a couple months and then get him back, he wont know what hit him....

 

...I would make SURE it was him. Then, use the eye for an eye thing. However, I have a little twist on it:

Urinate and get a hypodermic needle. Then inject it into the interrior of the car through the part where the window meets the frame (the rubber part). That will suck for him as his car will stink for a long while but there will be no sign of entry.

I hear that deer urine is especially nasty.

Wait a while though, no need to start a car war. I would also beat his a$$ and say "Don't ever call me a b!tch again b!tch!"

 

You need to research his daily habits and stalk the guy if you really want to get back at him. It's always best when they have no idea who's owning them. Make sure you give it at least a few months before you do anything and whatever you do keep it away from the school. You don't even have to mess with his car. But you could do one some person I know did and give him a free late night oil change but forget to put the oil back in.
Get the guys home address and put in on a few hundred mailing lists so his mailbox gets packed full of junk mail every day.
Place a personal add in the local newspaper for a submissive gay male that prefers interracial relationships, with his home phone number of course.
Just make sure you don't do anything that would obviously point back to you.

 

I have a 20lbs sledge hammer if you want to borrow it. If you really want to do some interesting things, Zach you can always rent a fork lift!! Memories... oh man ive done some wicked **** I still think the forklift is one of the best, just use you imagination. You might not ba able to do anything at school, but scope it out, find out were he goes after school. If he stays at a certain place on a regular basis you have an oportunity to f**k **** up. Revenge is an art that takes time. Btw have some1 record it too, then you can watch it and laugh, over and over. But it can be used as evidence so thats your call. If you dont like the forklift idea then use some bologna slices and evenly spread them all over his car, they will bake in since its summer the AZ heat will destory the paint but HURRY up, school is almost over. You can do the forklift later just use the bologna for now. Dont use sugar in the tank or break windows, or key the car. He has insuarance and they will over it all and he might make some money off of it. Always think of the outcome be4 you do anything. Do either the bolonga slices (most size effieint) or Andys suggestion of poping a squat on his hood. The manure would be sweet too but I dont know if you want a 40lb bag of **** in your trunk over bolonga. I personally say the bolonga or the forklift.

 

hide a dead fish inside his car somewhere

 

Do him one better and take a mad poo allover his car, and dont forget to shove some down the air vent, so when he turns on his air conditioning on that hot day, he will get a refreshing smell...

 

Oh! I'VE GOT IT!!! I OWNED this dude back in high school.

I took a giant jug of glitter that I stole from my art class. I'm talking about a gigantic, industrial sized one....like a gallon sized one. I dumped the ENTIRE THING in this guy's air vent (in front of the hood). When homeboy got in his car and turned on the A/C he got blasted in the face with an insane amount of glitter.

He seriously was never able to get all of that glitter out of his car He must have vacuumed it at least 50 times. The best part was that for the first couple of days, he kept having people tell him that there was glitter in his hair.

Zach, you absolutely must do this. This was one of my top twenty pranks of all time. Moderators, please sticky this post to the "how to" section of this forum. Thank you.

Yes, I'm 24 going on 16.

 

ahahahahahahahahahaha, im planning on doing that to someone with flour, but glitter sounds even more fun.... bahahahahaahahaha, goooood Idea!!

 

Andy your a genious but I still like the forklift idea best. I dont want to get into details but use your imagination what I did. No im not exaggeration either a friend of mines father back in LA owns a factory that has like 8 lifts so we borrowed one for few hrs and returned it the next day. OMG that was the best!!!

 

This is what you do....get a huge *** pile of dog **** and smear it all over his duct....so when he turns on his A/C HOT DAMN

actually asu's idea is just as good..hahahaha

 

Unless you can break into A-Z Rentals on 32nd street and steal some heavy machinery, we are SOL on that plan.

The glitter plan is perfect. Execution only takes a matter of seconds. Nothing gets damaged and no one gets hurt.

 

but how the hell is he gonna have access to the intake? Zach do the bolonga thing. Its fast, effective, and will really **** him off. Less chance of you getting caught.

 

Hehe, its the air vent at the top of the hood where the windsheild wipers are that is where the air comes in for the A/C, smearing poop on the car intake would make the exhaust probably smeell bad... bad for people behind the car

If you meant the air vent thingy, then i appologize...

edit: lets all go into chat and discuss our ideas, instead of whoring up the thread

 

or you could stick a potato into his muffler

nice simple and takes 5 seconds

 

Bologna is good. So are pieces of cheese all over the windows. It leaves a nasty residue. Also, pour a Dr. Pepper on the roof of his car and let the sun bake it in nice and sticky.

 

Hitman- my sis is going to be there at 8:30 tomorrow with the BMW. If she gets there even one minute late, spit in her face and call her a *****.

 

4get breaking in, lets rent it!!! Yeah your right but I still love using a forklift for the wrong reasons. Its just sooo satisfying
after its done. Ok so where exactly do you put the glitter. (Yes Im making note of this )

 

I guess you have some issues with her Yeah I know, I have not 4gotten.

 

Just dump it in the holes beneath where the windshield wipers sit.

Dude! You work at an A/C shop!! You should know that!