This buddy of mine doesn't know the most simplest things about cars....(the following units are just for the illustration, they aren't real)....he asked me why does it say my Maxima's quarter mile is 14.9@88mph while his sunfire is 17.3@77mph. He said of course it's faster because they're driving it quicker! I was like you IDIOT! It's how fast it is at the end of the quarter mile. Then he's like "That's gay, I'm sure I can get it way quicker than 77mph in 17.3 seconds" I'm like okay buddy.

This buddy of mine, also believes the following STRONGLY. This means you can give him numbers, stats, whatever, and he won't believe you.

1. A MB Maybach (big honking lux sedan) can out handle a WRX at the track.

2. His sunfire can beat a Acura CL Type S.

3. His sunfire can beat a Z4.

(#'s 2 and 3 he said he supposedly tried and won, I think he doesn't know when people are actually racing with him or not)

4. A 1990 VW Golf can beat my Maxima in the straights.

5. He thinks he can beat my Maxima!

Okay....now here's the thing... I really want to waste this guy, he's nice guy and all but every time I talk to him, he's always saying he can waste my ***. I know it's complete bull, and he's the only one that thinks he can beat me. They are both TOTALLY different classes!

His car is completely stock. It's a 2002. Just wondering: How should I prepare my wonderful feast?

 

Is it the 2.2L DOHC 140-horsepower Ecotec engine? Thats hilarious.

 

Kinda like you don't know the most simplest things about grammar?

lol just playing. You actually think you need to prepare to beat a sunfire?? LOL Just do it! You can waste him easily, with one hand behind your back. I love showin people like that up.

 

To make the event a little fair, you can smoke a joint before you race... might I suggest chronic.

 

smoke him in neutral

 

Line up, tell him to go and then count to 10 mississippi and take off. You should be by him in 5 seconds

 

Tell him Odd or even. He can pick what gears you use.

 

its just to easy. try racing in reverse

 

smoke him, he'll probably say you got nitrous or something - hehhe

 

give him a head start and you will still smoke him,trust me I had a
sunfire as a rental for a week.

 

Yeah but what if he's a sleeper with a 150shot under the hood

My friend was telling me that his friend has POS Hyuandai that he was using a 150shot on all the time. He kepted on blowing trannys/motors but since Hyuandai give 100K mile warantee it's all covered each time

 

Yeah...and it will suck when Hyuandai realizes what he's been doing, and they go back and charge him for all the repairs they have already done.

 

hahaha! don't worry, he's completely stock.

 

That seems hard to believe. From what I have been told, NOS leaves evidence behind.

 

huh?

 

Nitrous.