You might be a 5th gen owner if...
03-16-2005, 08:43 PM
#44
I did the same thing, and I felt like the biggest idiot!
And how many of us turn around in parking lots instead of doing 35 point turns?
...if you go for a drive in the snow just to get a foot massage since you cant stop with Bridgestone Skatenzas.
And how many of us turn around in parking lots instead of doing 35 point turns?
...if you go for a drive in the snow just to get a foot massage since you cant stop with Bridgestone Skatenzas.
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03-16-2005, 10:00 PM
#56
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 351
...if you've tried both Stillen and Cattman Y-pipes and are still looking for something better.
...if people have told you your car's tail end looks like a Neon.
...if you've ever wondered whether you have Cali or Fed emissions.
...if people have told you your car's tail end looks like a Neon.
...if you've ever wondered whether you have Cali or Fed emissions.
03-16-2005, 10:12 PM
#57
...if everytime you see a 5th gen on the road/freeway, you wonder if he's on the .org or not, depending on if he's a 20-35 yr old male.
...if you keep getting pissed off why there isn't a medium speed for the wiper blades. theres slow...and then there's FAST..WTF!! where's the middle!
...if you keep getting pissed off why there isn't a medium speed for the wiper blades. theres slow...and then there's FAST..WTF!! where's the middle!
03-16-2005, 11:12 PM
#63
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 295
...If you find yourself drooling over a frankencar video clips of exhaust
...If you will sell your soul for and extra 100 horsepower
...If you will sell your left nut for an extra 150 hp...yes... my left nut is worth more than my soul.
...If you scare people when you come around a corner, because when they see a black or white sedan coming around a corner real fast, they automatically associate it with a cop... i love doing that to people
...If you will sell your soul for and extra 100 horsepower
...If you will sell your left nut for an extra 150 hp...yes... my left nut is worth more than my soul.
...If you scare people when you come around a corner, because when they see a black or white sedan coming around a corner real fast, they automatically associate it with a cop... i love doing that to people
03-17-2005, 01:22 AM
#66
...If you Troll Threads Randomly CLicking On Cardomain or "homepage" links
...If you stay up til 3am trying to figure "whats the best offset" or "will this BBK clear my stock wheels"
...You think BERK or FRANKENCAR are "dope" aftermarket companies
...You have a Mag Light "MOD" in your Car...
...If you stay up til 3am trying to figure "whats the best offset" or "will this BBK clear my stock wheels"
...You think BERK or FRANKENCAR are "dope" aftermarket companies
...You have a Mag Light "MOD" in your Car...
03-17-2005, 01:33 AM
#67
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 67
......if you spend more time on the org than time on your girlfriend or wife.
......if your friends with honda's or jealous of your ride.
......if you find every excuse you can to drive
......if you have the sickest car out of anyone you know
......if your friends with honda's or jealous of your ride.
......if you find every excuse you can to drive
......if you have the sickest car out of anyone you know
03-17-2005, 05:53 AM
#69
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 631
--if you re-tourque your lug nuts with a tourque wranch after dealer/mechanic rotates your tires so you rotors don't warp.
-- if your neighbourhood ricers don't try to race you anymore
-- if you climb in to your friend's lexus and say " You paid how much? - and no heated steering wheel? "
-- if your neighbourhood ricers don't try to race you anymore
-- if you climb in to your friend's lexus and say " You paid how much? - and no heated steering wheel? "
03-17-2005, 06:45 AM
#73
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Originally Posted by FusionAcid
...if everytime you see a 5th gen on the road/freeway, you wonder if he's on the .org or not, depending on if he's a 20-35 yr old male.
03-17-2005, 07:26 AM
#75
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 442
...if you laugh at rear-wheel drive cars when the road is really wet
...you torque the driveshaft so much that your car leaps foward
...if you have a lame excuse for the state trooper that just pulled you over
...repair the car yourself and know that it is a faulty sensor that makes your service engine soon light come on
...get nasty responses to the thread you posted
...you torque the driveshaft so much that your car leaps foward
...if you have a lame excuse for the state trooper that just pulled you over
...repair the car yourself and know that it is a faulty sensor that makes your service engine soon light come on
...get nasty responses to the thread you posted
03-17-2005, 07:32 AM
#76
Originally Posted by DaBoxSE
...it takes you about 6 months after owning the car to realize there's no power antenna or passenger side door lock.
OMG !!!!!
I didnt even notice that !!!!!!
03-17-2005, 07:34 AM
#77
Damn you guys !!!!!
You guys better hide this thread.... this thing is scary !!!!!
I am a new owner and I am already afraid of these things happening.....
P.S. The fog lights DO sux big time!!! The foggies on my old Contour are as bright as the headlights on the Maxima...
You guys better hide this thread.... this thing is scary !!!!!
I am a new owner and I am already afraid of these things happening.....
P.S. The fog lights DO sux big time!!! The foggies on my old Contour are as bright as the headlights on the Maxima...
