You might be a 5th gen owner if...
03-17-2005, 04:01 PM
#121
Originally Posted by nismo0604
....If you spend your time between posting on the org and configuring your future G35 coupe
soooooooooooooo trueeee
soooooooooooooo trueeee
...you read all four pages of this thread and could relate to every single one...
03-17-2005, 04:42 PM
#126
..if you wonder how many orgers are post whoring this thread.....
...every now and again you see a female on the org and your like "damn is she hot?"....
..you get all hyped up to go to a meet and then you realize its at 9am so you decide to sleep instead.....
...your so excited to meet orgers who live near you with a 5th gen....
.....you buy 2k4 wheels and realize "how much did I just spend?".....
....your gf sees you on the computer and says "are you on maxima.org?"...
...you wonder how do I make a sig and get an avatar over and over and over....
...every now and again you see a female on the org and your like "damn is she hot?"....
..you get all hyped up to go to a meet and then you realize its at 9am so you decide to sleep instead.....
...your so excited to meet orgers who live near you with a 5th gen....
.....you buy 2k4 wheels and realize "how much did I just spend?".....
....your gf sees you on the computer and says "are you on maxima.org?"...
...you wonder how do I make a sig and get an avatar over and over and over....
03-17-2005, 05:14 PM
#131
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 181
...if you've baked your headlights at 250 degrees for 30 minutes
...you have actually tried to take your 4x4 offroad
...you contemplated taking your sunroof wind deflector off but decided not to cause the paint underneath is screwed up
...you have ever wondered why the hell Nissan didn't tint the hamburger logo on the rear to match the MAXIMA SE emblems
...the sound of a VQ is music to your ears...
...you have actually tried to take your 4x4 offroad
...you contemplated taking your sunroof wind deflector off but decided not to cause the paint underneath is screwed up
...you have ever wondered why the hell Nissan didn't tint the hamburger logo on the rear to match the MAXIMA SE emblems
...the sound of a VQ is music to your ears...
03-18-2005, 01:40 AM
#136
Originally Posted by Puppetmaster
I've done that before too.... sad but true...
you saw another 5th gen with a chick driving, hoping that she will be hot, but then you pull up, its an old lady who desnt know a thing about maximas..
03-18-2005, 08:11 AM
#137
Originally Posted by chun
you saw another 5th gen with a chick driving, hoping that she will be hot, but then you pull up, its an old lady who desnt know a thing about maximas..
03-18-2005, 08:35 AM
#138
Originally Posted by chun
still doing it...
you saw another 5th gen with a chick driving, hoping that she will be hot, but then you pull up, its an old lady who desnt know a thing about maximas..
you saw another 5th gen with a chick driving, hoping that she will be hot, but then you pull up, its an old lady who desnt know a thing about maximas..
So true.....
03-18-2005, 08:35 AM
#139
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Posts: 5,432
...if you've ever baked your headlights
...if all of your friends know that you're talking on maxima.org whenever you're on a computer (im at school right now...how sad is this?)
...if your car rattles like **** at cold start up
...if you laugh at all the ricers with their tin can exhaust that think theyre fast and fly by them with the subtle growl of the vq35de
...if you have to start out in 2nd gear in the rain because of the sh!tty stock tires..
...if all of your friends know that you're talking on maxima.org whenever you're on a computer (im at school right now...how sad is this?)
...if your car rattles like **** at cold start up
...if you laugh at all the ricers with their tin can exhaust that think theyre fast and fly by them with the subtle growl of the vq35de
...if you have to start out in 2nd gear in the rain because of the sh!tty stock tires..
03-18-2005, 12:42 PM
#142
Originally Posted by c-stone
WHAT IT CAN DO THAT!
I had my dad try this on his mustang just for the hell of it and it broke the stupid key fob. Damn American cars...
03-18-2005, 01:14 PM
#145
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Posts: n/a
Originally Posted by TheBigDu
Are you bishes serious? Haha. You guys still haven't figured this out? Yes, if you hold down the unlock button on the key fob for three seconds, the front windows will roll down until you let go. Oddly enough, there is no way to roll them up from the key fob.
i see you changed your avatar
03-18-2005, 01:52 PM
#149
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Posts: n/a
Originally Posted by TheBigDu
Damn, we both changed our avatars! Now there are no Yankees ones! Oh well, I'm sticking with Walter.
sorry about whoring your thread here guys...
03-18-2005, 02:37 PM
#151
...you just got done posting in the retarded thread and noticed that some of the other fifth genners got a little hot...
...you can't wait for the drive TO work...
...you enjoy heavy stop and go traffic only because you have more go than anyone around you...
...(for the DC people) you know 40 different people who all drive maximas and have the name Jason...
...you make fun of your friends for driving Honduhs...
...you can't wait for the drive TO work...
...you enjoy heavy stop and go traffic only because you have more go than anyone around you...
...(for the DC people) you know 40 different people who all drive maximas and have the name Jason...
...you make fun of your friends for driving Honduhs...
03-18-2005, 02:53 PM
#155
Originally Posted by soonerfan
i realize that goober 
back to the topic:
...if you wash your car in the middle of the eye of a hurricane because you can't stand to see it dirty for one second...
...if you have ever been out on a date where she asks, "so why would you buy THIS car? It's not a sports car." and you reply with, "see that handle above your head? Hold on to it." and proceed to jump from 40 to 100 in two gears while she turns white...
...if you own five bottles of touch up paint to keep up with the rock chips...
...if you have a crook in your kneck from leaning to the right to listen to CD's...
...if you know the offset of your rims...
...if you know what a MAF is...
...if you can change out your plugs and coils on a lunch break...
...if you posted here....
...if you count your self worth by the number of posts you have on your post count...
03-18-2005, 03:00 PM
#158
...if you carry a swiffer duster in your glove box and use it to clean your dash at every light...
...if you keep your car cleaner then yourself...
...if you spend more time working on your car then you do inside it...
...you have memorized at least half the codes...
...you know the number to all the bulbs in your car...
...if you keep your car cleaner then yourself...
...if you spend more time working on your car then you do inside it...
...you have memorized at least half the codes...
...you know the number to all the bulbs in your car...
03-18-2005, 04:37 PM
#160
... when you don't let friends in the back seat on a hot day because your windows only go down 2 inches from close.
... when all your stock sidemarker bulbs burn out
... when the dealership knows about your personal life
... when all your stock sidemarker bulbs burn out
... when the dealership knows about your personal life