You might be a 5th gen owner if...
03-18-2005, 04:59 PM
#161
Seoul Man
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,010
Originally Posted by GBAUER
...if you have ever been out on a date where she asks, "so why would you buy THIS car? It's not a sports car." and you reply with, "see that handle above your head? Hold on to it." and proceed to jump from 40 to 100 in two gears while she turns white...
03-18-2005, 05:07 PM
#162
i like the comment of scaring the girl who doesn't understand why we bought these cars, i do that a lot, and i do it to my buddies that drive hondas and other slower cars, it's fun
...you drive beside a mustang 5.0 and get him to race you and whoop his *** in your four door sedan
... and when people ask what kind of car you go you call it a 5th gen max, thinking that they know the difference, i mean gaw who doesn't
...you drive beside a mustang 5.0 and get him to race you and whoop his *** in your four door sedan
... and when people ask what kind of car you go you call it a 5th gen max, thinking that they know the difference, i mean gaw who doesn't
03-18-2005, 07:10 PM
#164
...if your gf states *about maxima.org* "that site is the bane of my sex life"
...if you can describe torque steer in detail
...if you think the 6th gen is completely ugly
...if you would by a G35x look like your next car
...if you want to know if you can put 04 and 05 calipers and rotors on your car
...when you wont let the dogs ride in your car
...if you can describe torque steer in detail
...if you think the 6th gen is completely ugly
...if you would by a G35x look like your next car
...if you want to know if you can put 04 and 05 calipers and rotors on your car
...when you wont let the dogs ride in your car
03-18-2005, 08:13 PM
#166
Originally Posted by TheBigDu
Happens all too often. I've come to expect old lady drivers when I see a Max on the road, and that's usually the case.
Originally Posted by DaBoxSE
....if you roll your front and back windows down to the same level.
since the back window olny rolls half way, i keep my front ones half way too sometimes... how funny most of these stuff we can all relate too.i guess maxima is a unique in its own class.
03-18-2005, 09:12 PM
#167
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,108
Originally Posted by 2K3MAX2NV
..you get all hyped up to go to a meet and then you realize its at 9am so you decide to sleep instead.....
...your so excited to meet orgers who live near you with a 5th gen....
...your so excited to meet orgers who live near you with a 5th gen....
And dont ya know that every time i see another 5th gen on the road with ANY modifications (specifically ones with clear corners.........you know who you are!), I check to see if they have a Maxima.org sticker.
03-18-2005, 09:17 PM
#169
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,108
Originally Posted by xlcrew
... and when people ask what kind of car you go you call it a 5th gen max, thinking that they know the difference, i mean gaw who doesn't
That;s some funny **** right there, I dont care who ya are!
03-18-2005, 09:28 PM
#170
Banned
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 181
..youve actually compared the wheel gap on a Xterra to your own car (sadly i have. and the xterra just edges out the max)
...you deny that the 6th gen has any relation to your car
HAHAAA!! i do that all the time and then get pissed at my friends who roll it down further, im forced to hit the window lock button...
left a friend at a Wendy's for a comment like that. plus he drives a civic so it just drives the point home... ive actually beaten him in reverse
...you deny that the 6th gen has any relation to your car
Originally Posted by DaBoxSE
....if you roll your front and back windows down to the same level.
Originally Posted by spiromax
... if you've ever left a girl on the side of the road after she dissed your Maxima.
03-19-2005, 12:00 AM
#172
everyone keeps reading thru all the pages after they posted ...(.Dont deny it )
everytime I exit the interstate I feel like imma bout to float or drift off (OEM MAX) the road as it curves (I hope the D2 is my last mod)
You sitting there calculating how much is the 300zx BBK,then the time searching all over the web... then the acutally time and labor...then You stop and realizged You have to buy bigger rims($1,300 on falkens torques just purchased *sigh*) then after all that You also realizged after the rims and its almost time to put in the BBK(YIPPY~!) .BUT THEN here comes this post I read . "getting a flat with BBK " senerio, cause now the damn donut wont fit and have to find a solution to that (damn another 19 inch falken rim as a Spare? )
your a Poser and Trying to make your SE look more like a AE, AE headlights, Sills and tells everyone its a 2k1
You spend money and time modding the max instead of the house( I better start laying these tiles in soon and remodel the kitchen )
If you never use the trunk key hole to acutally open the trunk... maybe one day someone will Dare me ..................................maybe........... ..maybe ......not...
Ok this addict is going to bed...
everytime I exit the interstate I feel like imma bout to float or drift off (OEM MAX) the road as it curves (I hope the D2 is my last mod)
You sitting there calculating how much is the 300zx BBK,then the time searching all over the web... then the acutally time and labor...then You stop and realizged You have to buy bigger rims($1,300 on falkens torques just purchased *sigh*) then after all that You also realizged after the rims and its almost time to put in the BBK(YIPPY~!) .BUT THEN here comes this post I read . "getting a flat with BBK " senerio, cause now the damn donut wont fit and have to find a solution to that (damn another 19 inch falken rim as a Spare? )
your a Poser and Trying to make your SE look more like a AE, AE headlights, Sills and tells everyone its a 2k1
You spend money and time modding the max instead of the house( I better start laying these tiles in soon and remodel the kitchen )
If you never use the trunk key hole to acutally open the trunk... maybe one day someone will Dare me ..................................maybe........... ..maybe ......not...
Ok this addict is going to bed...
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03-19-2005, 07:24 AM
#181
...you spend all day at work on the computer and when you get home go straight back to it.
...you have a extra coil packs laying around
...you watch your car as you walk from it.
...you are still riding on those 16s hubbies
...you have no money for gas
...you have a extra coil packs laying around
...you watch your car as you walk from it.
...you are still riding on those 16s hubbies
...you have no money for gas
03-19-2005, 08:15 AM
#183
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 882
...if your auto tranny dies at 30K
...if a "Dave B" is in your cell phone's address book
...if your sunroof doesn't work half the time
...if you prefer your cloth seats to leather
...if you drive at night w/only your fogs + DDE's
...if a "Dave B" is in your cell phone's address book
...if your sunroof doesn't work half the time
...if you prefer your cloth seats to leather
...if you drive at night w/only your fogs + DDE's
03-19-2005, 07:49 PM
#189
Originally Posted by Epacy
If you talk nicer to your car than your girlfriend-while she's in it.
03-19-2005, 08:47 PM
#190
If you've asked tons of dumb questions without searching the website first and get schooled by other members...
If you've spent days and days trying to decide between Super Plasmas and the GTX bulbs, even though there is no difference really...
And I didn't know about rolling the windows down, I'm trying it first thing tomorrow morning!
If you've spent days and days trying to decide between Super Plasmas and the GTX bulbs, even though there is no difference really...
And I didn't know about rolling the windows down, I'm trying it first thing tomorrow morning!
03-19-2005, 10:44 PM
#192
Originally Posted by djsoniq
And I didn't know about rolling the windows down, I'm trying it first thing tomorrow morning!
03-20-2005, 03:17 AM
#194
...if you memorized most of the CEL codes in advanced just to be prepared "WHEN" the time comes. cause the time will come.....its a fact
...if everytime you are thinking about doing a mod, something messes up on the car that requires a decent chunk from the mod fund.
...if you've never used your sunglasses pouch above the rearview window.
...if you've wondered how many years will i have to wait until this car would be considered to being picked for MTV's pimp my ride.
...if you've wished you could have gotten an SE with blk exterior/ blk interior. (& also a manual driven by a 80 yr old lady.)
...if you can see the constilation of the universe in your front hood. i swear i can see the milky way or big dipper or something on mine!:
...if everytime you are thinking about doing a mod, something messes up on the car that requires a decent chunk from the mod fund.
...if you've never used your sunglasses pouch above the rearview window.
...if you've wondered how many years will i have to wait until this car would be considered to being picked for MTV's pimp my ride.
...if you've wished you could have gotten an SE with blk exterior/ blk interior. (& also a manual driven by a 80 yr old lady.)
...if you can see the constilation of the universe in your front hood. i swear i can see the milky way or big dipper or something on mine!:
03-20-2005, 12:38 PM
#197
- Your Cry every time you need to fill up your Gas Tank
- Your rear deck rattles louder than your stock Bose Sub
- You have slipped, lost control and almost died driving on your OEM Crap-tenzans
- You have some kind of intake, Injen - Berk - Frankcar, etc...
- Your constatly looking to buy more mods even though you have no money
- You find yourself on the Org all the time even when you dont have time to waste
- Always have something to complain about your Max, but love it to death!
- Your rear deck rattles louder than your stock Bose Sub
- You have slipped, lost control and almost died driving on your OEM Crap-tenzans
- You have some kind of intake, Injen - Berk - Frankcar, etc...
- Your constatly looking to buy more mods even though you have no money
- You find yourself on the Org all the time even when you dont have time to waste
- Always have something to complain about your Max, but love it to death!
03-20-2005, 02:11 PM
#198
Originally Posted by GBAUER
...if you have ever been out on a date where she asks, "so why would you buy THIS car? It's not a sports car." and you reply with, "see that handle above your head? Hold on to it." and proceed to jump from 40 to 100 in two gears while she turns white...
