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Old 06-20-2001, 02:54 PM
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Old 06-20-2001, 02:59 PM
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100% true

I agree with one of the guys responses. That KID (hasn't through puberty) needs to be removed from the gene pool. His is too shallow.

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Oh no... now we're going to have cops over here flaming us.
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who carries a box of nails in his/her car

this dude has all the equipment ready for being public enemy no. 1
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Old 06-20-2001, 03:40 PM
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Re: who carries a box of nails in his/her car

new mod possiblity?

hookup a hidden control panel in the ashtray, and a nail-release box in the bottom rear...

HMMMMM.... *pop* *pop*
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Old 06-20-2001, 03:41 PM
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What a loser! That story is BS! I like the part near the end:
"cop who is following you is races" That is funny! Races? I hope he meant to say racist?

 
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Re: 100% true

Originally posted by DenMax
I agree with one of the guys responses. That KID (hasn't through puberty) needs to be removed from the gene pool. His is too shallow.

He's the poster child for birth control.
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Does anyone know where this was...

I would hate to hit those nails!
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Old 06-20-2001, 04:07 PM
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BS!

I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
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Old 06-20-2001, 04:12 PM
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Re: BS!

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I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
155mph in a 4th gen, lights off, in the fog. You don't believe that?
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Old 06-20-2001, 04:36 PM
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are there any stories on that board that are believable, nope. That board is the weakest link. Goodbye.
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Old 06-20-2001, 05:36 PM
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wouldn't the cops have gotten his plate number anyway since they were still on his tail? who wants to try something like this. lets make it a challenge! let all go on I90, the cops there have camaro's!
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Old 06-20-2001, 08:29 PM
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I don't man that's

That kid is ghetto, racing cops? I don't i could evr do that, because of fear of course.

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biggest bs i've heard in a while
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Old 06-20-2001, 10:48 PM
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I really like the part about doing 155 but not any more cuz he is worried about his gas milage. And the nails, when your going 155 and dumping nails out your window your gonna scratch the crap outa the side of your car. Not a very beleivable story.
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Old 06-21-2001, 02:39 AM
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Re: Re: BS!

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155mph in a 4th gen, lights off, in the fog. You don't believe that?
hahah i've taken off hella quik in the fog before. it was like playing video games. wasnt' at all the safest thing, i zoomed in all the way with my navi and basically followed the curves of the road displayed on there.. i really wouldnt' recomend it, since it does delay or gets off track once in a while.
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Old 06-21-2001, 03:54 AM
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wink wink, nudge nudge

read some of the other stories, they're all concocted in the minds of children. The "#1" entry tells the tale of a punk racing a WRX against a PT cruiser (don't they have like a 130hp engine??). Turns out the PT driver was a 70 year old man. Mmmm, don't think I'd be bragging about that.
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Re: wink wink, nudge nudge

Originally posted by fatboyp
read some of the other stories, they're all concocted in the minds of children. The "#1" entry tells the tale of a punk racing a WRX against a PT cruiser (don't they have like a 130hp engine??). Turns out the PT driver was a 70 year old man. Mmmm, don't think I'd be bragging about that.
The PT cruiser was running boost, but still, I don't think it should be able to whoop up on a turbo charged rally car. Or that damned kid can't drive.
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Old 06-21-2001, 09:28 AM
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Re: BS!

Originally posted by Y2K1MaximaDevil
I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
Agreed. It's obvious this is written by a fool who is dreaming. He says he turns off his lights at night and hits 155, then he doesn't go faster because he doesn't want to waste gas. WTF?? Then he says he's doing 90 and the cop is a block behind and he can hear the tires pop. If you're doing 90 the only thing you'll hear is the engine screaming. Tires don't really pop from nail punctures. Also, toss some nails out the window at 90 and see if any of them even stay on the road. I say the only car this kid has is a Matchbox.
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Old 06-21-2001, 10:34 AM
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Here in the health-care field we have terms for this guy

to stupid to breed

fits him nicely
and i quit going over 155MPH b/c of gas mileage too
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Old 06-21-2001, 11:53 AM
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thats the reason i love this forum, no bsing to this extent!
155 mph -> at nite -> lights turned off -> blown cop car heard from a block away.... hrmm... lemme guess... BS!
i for one want that guy's car now!
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Old 06-21-2001, 12:19 PM
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I think the long list of responses calling out his bs is evidence of how crazy that story was. 155, he better be talking kilometers per hour because that's insane! I hope this guys isn't a member of the .ORG.

Something of interest, there was a guy that made the effort to take "Maximasuck" as his username. I guess he really hates us.
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So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
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Old 06-21-2001, 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .

YEA!! i saw that!!
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Old 06-21-2001, 02:15 PM
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also 100% believable that keving didnt buy the SC..
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Old 06-21-2001, 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
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Originally posted by punkdork


I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
better yet..

"and finally i got it to 155(no more so i don't break the engine and waste a lot of gas)."

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I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
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omg ...

somewhere that guy is depriving a village of it's idoit!
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Re: omg ...

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somewhere that guy is depriving a village of it's idoit!
I love that line! Especially after Anne Robinson said it on "The Weakest Link!"
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Re: Re: omg ...

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I love that line! Especially after Anne Robinson said it on "The Weakest Link!"

i've actually never watched that show...

I read that line in an email about 5-6 yrs ago. It was real statements taken from job performance interviews.
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