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Old Jun 20, 2001 | 02:54 PM
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http://www.speedmagazine.com/stories...es/10620.shtml

Old Jun 20, 2001 | 02:59 PM
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100% true

I agree with one of the guys responses. That KID (hasn't through puberty) needs to be removed from the gene pool. His is too shallow.

Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:00 PM
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Oh no... now we're going to have cops over here flaming us.
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:30 PM
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who carries a box of nails in his/her car

this dude has all the equipment ready for being public enemy no. 1
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:40 PM
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Re: who carries a box of nails in his/her car

new mod possiblity?

hookup a hidden control panel in the ashtray, and a nail-release box in the bottom rear...

HMMMMM.... *pop* *pop*
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:41 PM
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What a loser! That story is BS! I like the part near the end:
"cop who is following you is races" That is funny! Races? I hope he meant to say racist?

Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:46 PM
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Re: 100% true

Originally posted by DenMax
I agree with one of the guys responses. That KID (hasn't through puberty) needs to be removed from the gene pool. His is too shallow.

He's the poster child for birth control.
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 03:52 PM
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Does anyone know where this was...

I would hate to hit those nails!
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 04:07 PM
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BS!

I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 04:12 PM
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Re: BS!

Originally posted by Y2K1MaximaDevil
I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
155mph in a 4th gen, lights off, in the fog. You don't believe that?
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 04:36 PM
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are there any stories on that board that are believable, nope. That board is the weakest link. Goodbye.
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 05:36 PM
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wouldn't the cops have gotten his plate number anyway since they were still on his tail? who wants to try something like this. lets make it a challenge! let all go on I90, the cops there have camaro's!
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 08:29 PM
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I don't man that's

That kid is ghetto, racing cops? I don't i could evr do that, because of fear of course.

Roger
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 10:21 PM
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biggest bs i've heard in a while
Old Jun 20, 2001 | 10:48 PM
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I really like the part about doing 155 but not any more cuz he is worried about his gas milage. And the nails, when your going 155 and dumping nails out your window your gonna scratch the crap outa the side of your car. Not a very beleivable story.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:39 AM
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Re: Re: BS!

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155mph in a 4th gen, lights off, in the fog. You don't believe that?
hahah i've taken off hella quik in the fog before. it was like playing video games. wasnt' at all the safest thing, i zoomed in all the way with my navi and basically followed the curves of the road displayed on there.. i really wouldnt' recomend it, since it does delay or gets off track once in a while.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 03:54 AM
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wink wink, nudge nudge

read some of the other stories, they're all concocted in the minds of children. The "#1" entry tells the tale of a punk racing a WRX against a PT cruiser (don't they have like a 130hp engine??). Turns out the PT driver was a 70 year old man. Mmmm, don't think I'd be bragging about that.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 06:12 AM
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Re: wink wink, nudge nudge

Originally posted by fatboyp
read some of the other stories, they're all concocted in the minds of children. The "#1" entry tells the tale of a punk racing a WRX against a PT cruiser (don't they have like a 130hp engine??). Turns out the PT driver was a 70 year old man. Mmmm, don't think I'd be bragging about that.
The PT cruiser was running boost, but still, I don't think it should be able to whoop up on a turbo charged rally car. Or that damned kid can't drive.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 09:28 AM
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Re: BS!

Originally posted by Y2K1MaximaDevil
I'm sorry. But if he was trying to run from the cops in any major region, he would have had 20 cops chasing him in like 2 mins. It's pretty hard to ditch the cops. I don't buy that story!
Agreed. It's obvious this is written by a fool who is dreaming. He says he turns off his lights at night and hits 155, then he doesn't go faster because he doesn't want to waste gas. WTF?? Then he says he's doing 90 and the cop is a block behind and he can hear the tires pop. If you're doing 90 the only thing you'll hear is the engine screaming. Tires don't really pop from nail punctures. Also, toss some nails out the window at 90 and see if any of them even stay on the road. I say the only car this kid has is a Matchbox.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 10:34 AM
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Here in the health-care field we have terms for this guy

to stupid to breed

fits him nicely
and i quit going over 155MPH b/c of gas mileage too
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 11:53 AM
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thats the reason i love this forum, no bsing to this extent!
155 mph -> at nite -> lights turned off -> blown cop car heard from a block away.... hrmm... lemme guess... BS!
i for one want that guy's car now!
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 12:19 PM
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I think the long list of responses calling out his bs is evidence of how crazy that story was. 155, he better be talking kilometers per hour because that's insane! I hope this guys isn't a member of the .ORG.

Something of interest, there was a guy that made the effort to take "Maximasuck" as his username. I guess he really hates us.
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 01:42 PM
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So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .

YEA!! i saw that!!
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:15 PM
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also 100% believable that keving didnt buy the SC..
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by y2kse
So I'm cruising one night on the 405 at about 85 mph when this cop gets behind me. I don't have time to slow down for a ticket, so I unlatch my trunk and up pops the turret of my 40mm Howitzer . . .
I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:19 PM
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Originally posted by punkdork


I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
better yet..

"and finally i got it to 155(no more so i don't break the engine and waste a lot of gas)."

Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by punkdork


I love that line: "I don't have time to slow down for a ticket."
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:40 PM
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omg ...

somewhere that guy is depriving a village of it's idoit!
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:42 PM
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Re: omg ...

Originally posted by ispeed
somewhere that guy is depriving a village of it's idoit!
I love that line! Especially after Anne Robinson said it on "The Weakest Link!"
Old Jun 21, 2001 | 02:54 PM
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Re: Re: omg ...

Originally posted by mbcp_tdogg


I love that line! Especially after Anne Robinson said it on "The Weakest Link!"

i've actually never watched that show...

I read that line in an email about 5-6 yrs ago. It was real statements taken from job performance interviews.
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