that one went like american airlines 1st class lmao

 

G i i can only Guess what kind of Guy this could be?

 

^diz mafcuka look like Angela Davis just got back from the hair dressers.....

 

Hey, I'm adopted too, Brett. It's OK... no biggie.

 

^Diz one went to the doctors and when they told him to cough he sh1tted a fossil.....

 

^^ Dis Dude so Gay even RuPaul says Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

Yep, MST.


Nope, he had nothing to do with it, I thought it was getting a bit too riled up for what it was.

 

Today Brett has talkin like "honey i shrunk the ghustle"....

 

then all ur BS debates is still irrelevant llamf

 

Now have a potential buyer for my wheels.

Local, no shipping so that's ftw

Nao I must dyno before they go for Dyno Queen #'s

 

No, no, no. There are pills for that.

 

AYY. Your strange azz is on here sounding like a star trek reject....

 

The girl is somewhat crazy. Which is why I left her sorry a*s. She's a junkie, into pills and whatnot, and I didn't find out until we were four or five months into the relationship. She kept it hidden from me.

She's really got no goals for herself, other than getting messed up, and working a job like Wal Mart or Burger King. Had I realized this sooner, I would've hit the highway ASAP.

And all of that is why I'm still sort of in doubt, until I get complete confirmation. I wouldn't put it past her to try this to try and get me to stay around.

But, in the case that she IS. Well, the kid is going up for adoption. I'm not in the position to raise one, and she definitely isn't.

 

haaaaaaaaaa *moment of silence*

 

thought he knew how to pick good girls llamf..............................




































o.k o.k no more attacks for my own pleasure

 

Nice, so the only thing leaking right now be the bladder right?

 

Something has to finally come out, Aackshun has been hiding it for the past couple of months but he is a serial rapist, but all his victims are men.....

 

I wasn't either.

Hope all works out, stay positive and weigh all your options. Don't count yourself short on anything though.

 

We all have our moments of lapses of judgment.

The girl I'm dating NOW is a good girl. She's going to school for medical, like I am. She's only had two serious boyfriends, and she's real about things. She doesn't drink but on occasion, and doesn't do any kinds of drugs.

She's got goals set for herself, and she's good with how she spends her money/plans for her future.

 

You that easy, hoe

I ain't neva thought of it like that.

Do not want, on my car.

 

O RLY?

 

he orally rapes those.

 

I hope it all works out for you, Brett. Hopefully she's just lying to try to keep you around, and you can get confirmation on it.

 

Why ask questions when you have all the answers?

 

I'm trying to.

If it comes down to being the case, though, the kid will go to an adoptive family that can give it proper care, and a safe, stable home to grow up in. I won't have my kid growing up in an environment like she surrounds herself with.

 

 

Because its fun.

 

Brett, I was joking about the adoption thing. I mean, I am actually adopted, but it was a jab at your vague news. Didn't realize you were actually going there with a girl claiming pregnancy. That's serious stuff.

Good luck.

 

^^^ Victim #1???

 

It is fun, isn't it? I wish everybody could play, but then it wouldn't be fun.

 

The MINUTE I demanded a peternity test from one of my exes, she shut the hell right up then and there...

 

Me either.

In hindsight, I really don't know WHAT I saw in her. I think it was more of a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing. An impulse that I shouldn't have chased.

Well. Live and learn.

'preciate it. I don't know what to think. The way she's gone about telling me makes me wonder if it's true or not. I would think if it was that serious, she would be more on top of figuring out if she really was or not.

It apparently took her two months of missed times of the months, a week and a half between, "I'm going to the clinic to find out first thing Monday," (this was a week ago) and telling me today. It just doesn't add up. If she really was worried about it, I'd think she'd be a bit more on top of finding out.

 

Something you guys should know, the dance "Movin like bernie" was created when some kids saw clashez walking down the street.....

 

Brett's picture is now clear we must man up his pick up lines not them dollar store joints he tried using on that girl that came in here better pick up line better class of smash pie cause the dumb ones wont understand your intentions

 

Troof.

We can only have a handful of question askers. Everybody else has to be answerers. Even the the askers already have the answers its just funny to see what will come out.

 

he raw dawg teh crazies??? IDK if the pregnancy is the only thing to be worried about lol

 

It's okay, John. I understand the jest in it. I'm not too worried. Even if she tries to fight to keep the kid as a thing to hold over my head, she won't have a chance in court.

She's living in house full of drug addicts (now...she wasn't before), doesn't even have her own home address, and is, like I said, an addict herself. Don't really think that would fly in any court with any level-headed judge.

Well, it's also been almost two and a half months since I left her. For her to bring this up now, who's to say she didn't go out and have herself a fling out of misery shortly after I left her?

 

Maybe she's been working out too much lately. She's a gymnast, right? About 100 pounds of batsh1t crazy thigh muscle wrapped up tightly in white leotards?

Wait... I need a moment.

 

somebody give this man an award you have been n a roll all day... i literally crack up everytime......