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Old May 25, 2012 | 12:05 PM
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Heat index of 120-130 all week next week. Sweet Jesus.
100lb bag o ice a kiddie pool and 2 cases of stella for you
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Oh stop it. It's just ghustling, and this is how you grow hair on your pair.

Don't make T_Behr pull out the butthurt cream again.



True. I actually respect the AE. Said so a bazillion times.
same as i for the G
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:09 PM
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I type like that too. I literally never look at the keyboard. Type to Learn in 4th grade computer class. It did wonders.
My parents brought home an electric typewriter when I was 10. I was so fascinated by it that I took a typing book out of the library and taught myself how to touch type.

This waxima kid... I swear one of these days I'm going to demand a blood test. Where was I 20 years ago?

By any chance, were you born in Connecticut?
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
same as i for the G


Old May 25, 2012 | 12:13 PM
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I just got a craving for an ice cold beer...
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Originally Posted by AznRyan
Whenever I get pulled over, I just squint my eyes and blurt out "MISSUH OFFICER, WHICH WAY I GO TO MAIN STREET DERIVER THIS EGG FOO YUNG??"

Half the time, they put in an order before I ride off.


And thennn?

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You might actually be the smartest guy here, aackshun. Hiding behind your junkyard job and your hustler-speak.

I got my eye on you.
Me? Smart? No, I just know a lot of 'ish

Remember I'm still attempting to finish my Engineering degree

Real talk, Nate and CJ are up there though, when it comes to Ghustling regulars.

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Est-ce que tu parles la francias tres bien?

(Minus all the accents and such, because I'm too lazy to pull out the letter chart and find them).
No quite terrible, I was that dumass in the class. I only took it because...

A. I went to an all boys High School, and I heard french was at the all girls school across the street.
B. A was a terrible rumor and at my high school you are required to take a language for 3 years minimum to graduate.
C. The teacher had some big 'ol tittayss

Originally Posted by cjandura
Run aackshun your next on list for test subject for his book .he already done researching the chapter How to anger a Jamaican guy with mindless unstructured banter.
:metalmax:

Originally Posted by essential1
Hey... question on the sub harness' I want you to ask your guy about...

What pigtails are on those sub harness? one is coilpacks, injectors, KS? what else?

And are they the same as the DEK ones?
On the Altima/Maxima/murano/quest it's just the rear 3 injectors IIRC.

The KS is it's own sub harness.

Coil packs.... All 6 are on the main engine harness.

I have one at my house I'll take a gander, text me tonight.

Injector plugs...... BRB.

Originally Posted by Rochester
LOL @Unstructured

Here's an interesting footnote. "The line not to be crossed" is when Hustler says I'm the new sooner, or when I dis his AE. Whereas, if we were 12, it would be that we play baseball like a girl.

The great Bambi....

Originally Posted by Waxima
Dis thread be outta kontrol 2day.
Your MOM (or use Aunt if that's a touchy subject) was out of control last night (Ohhh Buh-zing-guh).
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
This waxima kid... I swear one of these days I'm going to demand a blood test. Where was I 20 years ago?

By any chance, were you born in Connecticut?


Leaving him w/ no Pops, shame pops.....

Originally Posted by essential1
I just got a craving for ice cold vodka...
Fixed.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
My parents brought home an electric typewriter when I was 10. I was so fascinated by it that I took a typing book out of the library and taught myself how to touch type.

This waxima kid... I swear one of these days I'm going to demand a blood test. Where was I 20 years ago?

By any chance, were you born in Connecticut?
To the south and across the sound on Long Island.

Funny to bring that up, I was actually looking through photo albums of myself as a baby today. Man, did my parents ever get the most out of their camera. I could probably make a flip book out of the all the pictures that could be used to watch me grow up gradually from birth to my first birthday.

Originally Posted by aackshun


Your MOM (or use Aunt if that's a touchy subject) was out of control last night (Ohhh Buh-zing-guh).
WOAH. (Big Sean voice)
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by aackshun


On the Altima/Maxima/murano/quest it's just the rear 3 injectors IIRC.

The KS is it's own sub harness.

Coil packs.... All 6 are on the main engine harness.

I have one at my house I'll take a gander, text me tonight.

Injector plugs...... BRB.
I dont know why it seems like so much more. So the only stuff on the engine control harness (going off the top of my head) including sub harness are, 6 coilpacks, 6 injectors, 2 VTC, 1 VIAS control, MAF, 2 cam sensors, 1 crank sensor. Then the tranny stuff?

Its amazing how many times i've pulled these motors but never paid any attention to the harness really. Basically, if the plug fits, that's where it goes in my mind.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:29 PM
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Was Rochester tryin to pimp back in da day thats what it looked like he was sayin
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:29 PM
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you might want to get that condition checked i think its a symptom of either Jaundice or Syphilis
Does jaundice also induce sushi cravings, and a strange hankering for BBQ kitty?
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Waxima
WOAH. (Big Sean voice)
Boiiiiiiiiii.

Do it.

Originally Posted by essential1
I dont know why it seems like so much more. So the only stuff on the engine control harness (going off the top of my head) including sub harness are, 6 coilpacks, 6 injectors, 2 VTC, 1 VIAS control, MAF, 2 cam sensors, 1 crank sensor. Then the tranny stuff?

Its amazing how many times i've pulled these motors but never paid any attention to the harness really. Basically, if the plug fits, that's where it goes in my mind.
oversimplifying but yes, in lamens.

Check your phone and post le image here if you want.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:31 PM
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I wonder what happened, this neighborhood used to have so many strays..


Old May 25, 2012 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by essential1
I dont know why it seems like so much more. So the only stuff on the engine control harness (going off the top of my head) including sub harness are, 6 coilpacks, 6 injectors, 2 VTC, 1 VIAS control, MAF, 2 cam sensors, 1 crank sensor. Then the tranny stuff?

Its amazing how many times i've pulled these motors but never paid any attention to the harness really. Basically, if the plug fits, that's where it goes in my mind.
Man you should of seen when i dropped the new engine in the 03 i made masking tape labels on everything and took a picture of every plug and where it went it literally took me a full day
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:35 PM
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Well.

Just got a message from the girl:

"Well, I can't carry this baby to term. I hate to do it, but we only have one other option."

"Okay..so what do you want me to do..?"

"I'll go get an ultrasound to see how far along I am, and then get it done. I just need help with the cost."

So she's expecting me to just hand over money and wash my hands clean. I'm smarter than that. I have a feeling I know where this is going.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AznRyan
I wonder what happened, this neighborhood used to have so many strays..


My friend who owns 2 restrants a buffet told me this thing one time he said look in any mall/shopping center parking lot and youll see seaguls and bords but if there is a buffet in that mall or center you dont see no birds
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:38 PM
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This is weird. These are the smallest oil filters I've ever seen.

It's barely 2.5" diameter. Are the Maxima filters this tiny?

Old May 25, 2012 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Brett
Well.

Just got a message from the girl:

"Well, I can't carry this baby to term. I hate to do it, but we only have one other option."

"Okay..so what do you want me to do..?"

"I'll go get an ultrasound to see how far along I am, and then get it done. I just need help with the cost."

So she's expecting me to just hand over money and wash my hands clean. I'm smarter than that. I have a feeling I know where this is going.
Common thing for addicts to do eyes wide open bra!
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:38 PM
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John, that sounds like a motorcycle or ATV filter.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:39 PM
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82000 acre fire burning 350 miles south if here and the smoke is horrific.


Ohai Brett
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by aackshun
Boiiiiiiiiii.

Do it.



oversimplifying but yes, in lamens.

Check your phone and post le image here if you want.
What the **** is that pic supposed to tell me. lol

Originally Posted by cjandura
Man you should of seen when i dropped the new engine in the 03 i made masking tape labels on everything and took a picture of every plug and where it went it literally took me a full day
lol. **** that. I'm more of a try to rember type of person. Process of eliminaition is usually what I end up using honestly.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:40 PM
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82000 acre fire burning 350 miles south if here and the smoke is horrific.
This is like an annual thing with you. Good luck with that, Manny.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:43 PM
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Common thing for addicts to do eyes wide open bra!
I'm going to school for this stuff. I know how billing policies work...
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Yup. It's that btch la nina.
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
Ohai Brett
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:46 PM
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Well.

Just got a message from the girl:

"Well, I can't carry this baby to term. I hate to do it, but we only have one other option."

"Okay..so what do you want me to do..?"

"I'll go get an ultrasound to see how far along I am, and then get it done. I just need help with the cost."

So she's expecting me to just hand over money and wash my hands clean. I'm smarter than that. I have a feeling I know where this is going.
If you don't mind me asking, where do you think it's going? Are you saying she's going to take money from you to get it done, but then not get it done because she's not pregnant at all or not get it done and go ahead and have the baby?
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:47 PM
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I just got a craving for an ice cold beer...
Budweiser platinum are the ish
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentNoise
Budweiser platinum are the ish
it actually is
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Are you saying she's going to take money from you to get it done, but then not get it done because she's not pregnant at all
That one right there. Because addict.

Now seriously... why is this oil filter so freakishly tiny? I feel so inadequate.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by essential1
What the **** is that pic supposed to tell me. lol



lol. **** that. I'm more of a try to rember type of person. Process of eliminaition is usually what I end up using honestly.
DEK Injector Harness, 350z Injector.

Isn't that your question?

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Budweiser platinums are ish
Fixed.
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:51 PM
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Yup. It's that btch la nina.
Man start diggin a fire stop now and get some fan sprinkls and extra hoses cut down all brush on your property
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:56 PM
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F*ck off. You low life, trailer trash, sh*t talking scumbag.
/ I think he's from new york (originally)and has never lived in these things you southerns call trailers
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I got a b1tch named nina....

And nina so slutty.....
Old May 25, 2012 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by aackshun
DEK Injector Harness, 350z Injector.

Isn't that your question?


No nikka. I know all injectors from 00-now fit the same pigtail.

Ok lets say, I have the main engine harness but it's missing the three injector clips because there is a sub harness that plugs into the main harness that houses the 3 injector pigtails. Can I just use my stock dek subharness on the 3.5 engine control harness? Does it just plug right in? Also, is there anything else attached to this subharness other than the injectors?
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If you don't mind me asking, where do you think it's going? Are you saying she's going to take money from you to get it done, but then not get it done because she's not pregnant at all or not get it done and go ahead and have the baby?
Not get it done because she's not really pregnant and then try and use the money to buy whatever she needs to get high off of.

I told her if she really IS pregnant, I want to see the ultrasound, and that I'll go with her to the clinic to get it done if this is really the route she wants to take. I'll be there to pay half. Because I'm not going to just hand out money.

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That one right there. Because addict.

Now seriously... why is this oil filter so freakishly tiny? I feel so inadequate.
Yep yep.

Like I said...it looks like an ATV or motorcycle filter. It looks similar to the one on my Jet Ski.

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/ I think he's from new york (originally)and has never lived in these things you southerns call trailers
Clashez, did you forget that I remember that this is your alternate SN?

Living in the south has nothing to do with living in trailers...

I'm from New York as well. What's it to you?

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Originally Posted by aackshun
DEK Injector Harness, 350z Injector.

Isn't that your question?



Fixed.
I mean I'll drink the hell out some corona's
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back from my COD rounds lol
Old May 25, 2012 | 01:08 PM
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Funny, but every time I see that SN, I think SilentButDeadly. And not in any kind of threatening way.

No offense, Mr. Noise.
Old May 25, 2012 | 01:10 PM
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Not get it done because she's not really pregnant and then try and use the money to buy whatever she needs to get high off of.

I told her if she really IS pregnant, I want to see the ultrasound, and that I'll go with her to the clinic to get it done if this is really the route she wants to take. I'll be there to pay half. Because I'm not going to just hand out money.



Yep yep.

Like I said...it looks like an ATV or motorcycle filter. It looks similar to the one on my Jet Ski.



Clashez, did you forget that I remember that this is your alternate SN?

Living in the south has nothing to do with living in trailers...

I'm from New York as well. What's it to you?
I'm not him buddy.
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I mean I'll drink the hell out some corona's
Same here. One of the only non-dark beers that I'll actually drink.

As a general rule of thumb, if you can see through your beer, it's not worth drinking.



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