I was talking with my wife about the kids getting older, driving, and what we needed to do for their transportation and such. As she has said before, my wife reminded me we are not going to get rid of my 2003 Maxima. This led to a surprising conversation.

My wife looks at me and tells me we have to name my car. I've never really done this other than referring to my '89 Maxima turbo as "the Beast." So I asked her for suggestions. My wife says the name should reflect the car's attitude and fact she's got a fat ***......."Monique" she says!

Looks like my '03 now has a name.

 

Nice, I wonder what she would say if you had a 7th gen, now they have a Fat @$$ on them...

 

a 7th gen would be called "Rasputia"

 

Or big bertha

Sent from the batcave

 

A couple of my vehicles over the years have earned nicknames from others. A few examples would be...

67 Ford Galaxie ..."Thunder"
85 Audi 5000 Turbo Quattro... "Silver Bullet"
97 Ford F-250 4wd Powerstroke... "Big Red Machine"
93 Ford Tempo... "Pimpo"
89 Ford Taurus SHO... and probably my favorite nickname... "Slutty HO"

 

Lol that's not a bad name for it, although it sounds like a person.

 

My GF named my car as well. She dubbed it Maxine. Of course this was during an argument over me spending more money on my car than I do her.

 

So many maximas being called maxine!
I called mine gregsmax

 

sounds a bit naughty to me...

 

Yea I see Maxine a lot as well. I went with "Blay" cause the rear bumper is black and the rest of the body is gray (currently saving for a paint job). That would also mean I'd have to rename as well

 

I named the G with the help of some broads. First car I've named, Jezebel. Jizzy for short

 

 

I wonder if Tuner named his laptop Jizzy, too?

 

I haven't named my Maxima yet...but it took several years for me to name my last car...Clarice. 97 GrandAm.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A060...e_gdata_player

Speakin of names and maximas, i dont like this song but this post called for it!