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Old 06-20-2013, 04:58 PM
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New performance mods for the Maxima!
Grabbed this gem of the My5thGen Facebook page. GET YOUR MAX JUICED UP YO!



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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH HAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!

Speach less....
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Had to read it again
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Wow he does realize that he's driving fwd and most likely will not be doing any donuts lol
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Is that guy serious with all them pep boys rice isle mods.i need to join there and troll him
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I'm not sure what was funnier, this guy or the comments that followed. The link is from my phone so I hope it works for you guys:

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200702926788356&id=1016984522&set =gm.561877560531040&refid=18
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Lmfao i seen the car didn't know he's an idiot lmao.
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This car looks fast. One day mine will be just as fast.
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Old 06-21-2013, 03:21 AM
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Holy **** hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! !!!

I mean, how can someone be so damn IGNORANT to even try and claim **** like "my car is white pear not white" for ****s sake, and the guy clearly has a stock old ****ty paint job. Also, where he mentioned "New Stroker" and also when he mentioned his "complete short ramp"!

HA HA HA HA HA HA
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I'm just gonna leave this right here.....

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I'm just gonna leave this right here.....
His car is fast!
Considering his other car is a Camel....
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His car is fast!
Considering his other car is a Camel....
elOHelOHelOHel
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This dude is joking right!? Fuel to the tranmission? 200LB Sub? He gotta be.
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lololol cj u on a roll
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I have no idea what that says, my goodness I'm so confused
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Originally Posted by JWatZ
Grabbed this gem of the My5thGen Facebook page. GET YOUR MAX JUICED UP YO!




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His car looks nice, but its clear he has no idea what he's talking about.
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This guy needs to go on PIMP MY RIDE so XtotheZ can slap some sense into his empty brain. Schizzoid hip hop culture whaaaat?????
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That dude looks really familiar, wasn't there a dude who was called Ragu who had a Acura RSX doing insurance scams a while back?

Not being racist I promise, I am Asian too. Hahahahh
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This guy is stroked lol lol lol u better watch out u don't want test this maxima
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Originally Posted by Max streets
This guy is stroked lol lol lol u better watch out u don't want test this maxima
Guess that's why his car is Pearl White. Thought he bought it that way, silly me.
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Didn't quite understand the language usage....from ZW!
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I was so so .....until I got to the fuel to the transmission part
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Originally Posted by 5aprilc
His car looks nice, but its clear he has no idea what he's talking about.

Umm yaa. A upgraded tune up is that like bosch platinum +4 plugs LOL.

Mr. Bean pictures awesome! He drives a Mclaren F1 in real life with a nasty red paint job.
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The 2000 bucks would have been better spent if it was on some English grammar lessons and learning how to spell


Wow that was a tough read through
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Hes flexing that upgraded tuneup.
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I was so so .....until I got to the fuel to the transmission part
I thought I was the only person to pay attention to that detail. The rest of it could be somewhat overlooked but fuel to the tranny!? Even the typical woman knows it would be a bad idea to feed fuel into the tranny. Can anyone say kaboom!
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Just to top everything off he goes all Paula Deen style with the N word dog!
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^lol....he gonna loose his contract to juicin monthly
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dear little baby jebus,


please help this poor confused soul understand the amount of suck he is giving off. Please make sure he misplaces his axe fohawk spiking paste. Please help him lose his cheap 70's **** star aviators, and the keys to his "juiced whip." Most off all please help him learn to speak engrish moar bretter...

love litch,

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