When I lick my car with the keyless entry my lights and hirn do nothing now also my fuel mileage won't read a thing I thought I read on here about a safe mode would this be the cause of my problem??

 

Meant lock not lick

 

what flavor is it?

That doesn't sound like a safe mode issue, but it could possibly be an issue with your BCM (Body Control Module). Any issues with the alarm? Do the doors actually lock when you press the button on the remote? Sorry I can't provide any more suggestions man, never seen this particular problem before. Hope someone else can step in and help you out. You might have to get this one checked out.

 

As for the chirping, you can adjust that in the settings on the screen in dash. I think it says something about chirping with lock or flash or something...

 

Check the "ELECTRONIC PARTS" fuse under the dash.