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I am a dumbass!! ( long)

Old Jan 9, 2001 | 01:11 PM
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I'm driving back down here to Auburn today on 85 south. I notice there is a big a$$ pickup with a smashed light and huge tires ridin me pretty hard, but there is traffic in all directions, so there's nowhere I can go. I notice he has "WYD OPEN RACING" on his bug deflector. Now, this clicks in my mind as the kind of person that it's pretty easy to fu*k with. So it opens up and he tries to gun it around me on the right...I dont let him. I keep trapping him behind me in traffic. Eventually, he gets real close and acts like hes gonna pass me in the median (I doubt he could pull this off at our 95 plus MPH speeds anyway). He's tryin so hard to run past me on the right that he almost rearends a volvo and has to go around it on the shoulder. Anyway, I get through a hole and leave him far behind. He gets off behind me at the exit. OH NO!! He's serious. Luckily, now I'm on my home turf and I know these backroads. I turn and go away from town with him close behind. I quickly get a good lead on him and make some quick turns and outrun him. I 'bout **** my pants. Guess I wont be messin with anyone on the highway for a while...

Old Jan 9, 2001 | 01:53 PM
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hahahaha that was some funny **** that was kinda like me almost hitting a guy in a mostertruck and he got out of his car reached in my window and said "don't you try that **** no more your punk *** dont even live around here and you almost wreck" haha he didn't know i was right in front of my house and my boys were gonna beat his *** he got in and ran hahaha dumbass
Old Jan 9, 2001 | 03:02 PM
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Reminds me: about four years ago I was driving to a friends party at like 11pm and these two guys in a POS ford escort are riding my tail. We stop at a red light and I get a decent look at them...they are middle aged white-trash. They keep riding me, so I decide to brake check them and they must have come within an inch. Well I give it some more gas and here they come. I'm coming up to another red light and I notice that they are slamming the brakes and the car looks like it's stalling, next I see his door open...DAMN!!! I just gunned it through the red light, I looked real quick but got lucky that it was late and nobody was coming. I floor it and start making turns left and right. I was never so scared in my life...stopped messing with cars for a while, until I got my maxima
Old Jan 9, 2001 | 03:38 PM
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There are people out there that will shoot at you for that....

Be safe!

Old Jan 9, 2001 | 03:38 PM
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I hate it when people block me from passing like that.

You're right. That was a pretty stupid thing to do.

Originally posted by mzmtg
I'm driving back down here to Auburn today on 85 south. I notice there is a big a$$ pickup with a smashed light and huge tires ridin me pretty hard, but there is traffic in all directions, so there's nowhere I can go. I notice he has "WYD OPEN RACING" on his bug deflector. Now, this clicks in my mind as the kind of person that it's pretty easy to fu*k with. So it opens up and he tries to gun it around me on the right...I dont let him. I keep trapping him behind me in traffic. Eventually, he gets real close and acts like hes gonna pass me in the median (I doubt he could pull this off at our 95 plus MPH speeds anyway). He's tryin so hard to run past me on the right that he almost rearends a volvo and has to go around it on the shoulder. Anyway, I get through a hole and leave him far behind. He gets off behind me at the exit. OH NO!! He's serious. Luckily, now I'm on my home turf and I know these backroads. I turn and go away from town with him close behind. I quickly get a good lead on him and make some quick turns and outrun him. I 'bout **** my pants. Guess I wont be messin with anyone on the highway for a while...

Old Jan 9, 2001 | 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg
I'm driving back down here to Auburn today on 85 south. I notice there is a big a$$ pickup with a smashed light and huge tires ridin me pretty hard, but there is traffic in all directions, so there's nowhere I can go. I notice he has "WYD OPEN RACING" on his bug deflector. Now, this clicks in my mind as the kind of person that it's pretty easy to fu*k with. So it opens up and he tries to gun it around me on the right...I dont let him. I keep trapping him behind me in traffic. Eventually, he gets real close and acts like hes gonna pass me in the median (I doubt he could pull this off at our 95 plus MPH speeds anyway). He's tryin so hard to run past me on the right that he almost rearends a volvo and has to go around it on the shoulder. Anyway, I get through a hole and leave him far behind. He gets off behind me at the exit. OH NO!! He's serious. Luckily, now I'm on my home turf and I know these backroads. I turn and go away from town with him close behind. I quickly get a good lead on him and make some quick turns and outrun him. I 'bout **** my pants. Guess I wont be messin with anyone on the highway for a while...

HEHEHE That sucks man, now you will be lookin around for that truck for the next month. Thats why I carry some "insurance" in my armrest, you got a problem I got a problem solver and his name is revolver.(hehe) just kidding. I seems when I find races on the sreet people get really pissed, specaily if I flash the hazzards after opening a can of woooop azzzz....
Old Jan 10, 2001 | 12:00 AM
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Good point 98MAX

The one time I dont take my H&K on a road trip and this is what happens...Also, now that I think about it, at that exit, if I had turned right instead of left into the country...I would have been right at the sheriff's department...DOH!!
Old Jan 10, 2001 | 12:33 PM
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Thats the Sweet of driving a maxima. You got the power and speed. gotta love it. Better have some road skills if you go against me. As i got some laughing gas ready to kill. he he. drive safely and hate those darn trucks too! gotta *** with them once in a while.
Old Jan 10, 2001 | 12:39 PM
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I'd say dumbass about covers it.

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