Why the sad face?

I love my car Kisses for my Sexii Maxii.

 

a noob and she already got clearcorners


im so lame......

 

That's me!

 

mine is definatly a city girl, fast and sexy. I didn't pick this I just find myself beinlg like "come on girl I know you know you can take that piece o shiet over there"
and her name is totaly origional too I call her my Maxi or sometimes maxcene xD.

2001 Aniversary Edition, Champaign with Silver undertones. Glossed out black accent bar (done to both sides), Custom tinted markers (front and rear)
redone AE mod to head lights ( self done ) (previous owner was a dip**** and took the ae headlights out) For the over all candy black / Champagein/Silver two tone sexyness. 17x7 TSW Volcanoes (5 spoke) Hyper Black Wrapped in Zexius Xii All Seasons And a Phatty offmarket no named i think self built buy old owner intake.

Coming Soon--
Ingen cold air intake
Tein Coilovers for a 1.5" drop and extra handeling
Evolution 8 Body kit minus the spoiler
Midnight blue w/ candy clear coat paint for a swith to M Blue / Candy black two tone sexyness
Twin Turbo (company not yet decided please email ideas jdzieman@hotmail.com)

 

my cars name is victoria...she has lots of secrets

 

Girl I worked with said if it's got tires or ********* you're going to have problems with it.

Wife says hers is a guy, daughter hasn't decided.

 

haha, yes indeed.

 

all of the above

 

its my baby

 

Before I say anything else I need to comment on how incredibly gay this thread is.

Now with that out of the way, my car's my boy, my partner in crime. But generally I just call him the Maxx. The A32 when lowered, retrofitted and given some wide-*** rubber looks pretty damn masculine IMO. (no homo)

And I know it's an old thread.

 

its masculine...
i call it bucephalus after Alexander the Great's horse.

wait...so what about one if a male car was to get an engine transplant from a female car...

it'd be a transexual?


bah...the gayness of this thread.

 

My car is a she and she has currently got a nitrous addiction. Poor thing. I've been trying to find a way to break her addiction, but it's so much riding her when she's high.

 

cars are machines... WTF have u guys been fantasizing?

 

Why do girls steal guy statements change them and think they are original. It has always been "if it has **** or wheels it will give you trouble". Testicularly gifted individuals are only trouble to the women that create the drama in the first place. Hey we all get along with each other, and when we don't we can usually settle it. Ever see two women that don't get along? Life long drama.

 

She is a thing of beauty & every thing I look for in a woman. She's fast, tight & loves to be pampered.

 

Couldn't say it better myself.

 

mines is a boy i call him beast

 

Definitely a girl, dont think theres much else to add.

Look at those curves

 

All of my machines are girls. Airplanes, cars, boats everything

 

My Maxima came out of the factory without genitalia, does that mean it's a eunuch?

 

Mines def a dude... his name is "homeboi". just like best friends we do everything together! "me and my homeboi rollin "

 

i just noticed that your car is named phallus

 

Hahahah. There is always a perv somewhere. My max is a chick with a **** cuz the butt got chopped off halfway when they were rounding it off.

 

lol +1

 

Its an f-ing car!

 

You wear negativity well.

Contribute or move on....

 

I did contribute. My car is a car, it is not a boy nor a girl. That is my contribution. Deal with it...

 

female, i'm in love with mine

 

Considering I've always called mine "Miss Maxim" I'd say she's once sexy *****

 

I think my maxima is a boy. hasnt had the best life(previous owner was mean women who didnt take care.) Because of that he's a little hesitant. But once i get into the car and go through five gears under 2krpms he knows he's in good hands.

 

I always referred to my max as her. so it's a lady.

 

My car is a Girl .. Her name is Maxine. And i agree with alot of max guys on here that the max is one sexy car.. Lots of curves... I think my wife gets jealous of her sometimes lol

 

"Fing car?"

Some contribution!

 

My ride is a girl. A car this sexy and the way she turns heads...she can only be a woman with a 36-24-36 figure. I call her Maxine-Vanessa.

 

ive got an 02 6 speed, so it better be a girl...or ive been grabbed the dude's shlong shifter for over a year. yucky

 

Mines definitely a biatch...

 

i like my girls orphice holes.

 

mine's definatly a girl. i call it babe