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08-01-2001, 07:36 PM
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old one but a good one ..
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, D!ck, let's go."
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, D!ck, let's go."
08-01-2001, 08:38 PM
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LOL! Variation on the theme:
Three couples were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to Heaven. The first couple approached St. Peter, who told the man that he was so obsessed with drink, he married a woman named Sherry. He directed them to the back of the line.
The second couple approached St. Peter, who told the second man that he was so obsessed with money, he married a woman named Penny. He directed them to the back of the line, too.
The third man, now having witnessed the previous two results, immediately said to his wife, "Well, let's go, Fannie. I guess it's the back of the line for us, too!"
Three couples were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to Heaven. The first couple approached St. Peter, who told the man that he was so obsessed with drink, he married a woman named Sherry. He directed them to the back of the line.
The second couple approached St. Peter, who told the second man that he was so obsessed with money, he married a woman named Penny. He directed them to the back of the line, too.
The third man, now having witnessed the previous two results, immediately said to his wife, "Well, let's go, Fannie. I guess it's the back of the line for us, too!"
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