The wife just took Uncle Max.
She had to go do something and picked up my ride from work.
Wosey me, I haven't even had my rims for a week.
She was known for poping tires on curbs back in school.
She's never scratched any of my rims before, I hope she doesn't start today. I'm a nervous wreck like a dad with his little girl at her first dance alone.

 

Know how you feel. Had to let my mother drive the Max once when I was out of town and her car was in the shop. She is also infamous for rubbin the curbs. When I came back, I was only missing a little center cap - she clipp a small curb but only got rubber. Phew. Prayin for ya!!!

 

It should read...

"'m a nervous wreck like a dad with his little girl at her first dance with Maximamike."

Uh-oh, major corruption in da hizzouse

 

It'll be okay.......i think! lol

 

Some one stole your lights !!!

Man, but not the first week.
*sniffle* *sniffle* I see big scratches in the dark.

Well, that would be ok as long as they aint on my rims.

 

So Uncle, how are the rims? Any update?

 

i think he just died of a heart attack.. yehhh my mom always returns my car with scratches on it, and then i get yelled at for "hey how come u no tek good kea of you ka? lookie scratching all ova da place" shoot.. woman go learn english.. u've been in amalica for 14 years. j/p hahah my mom can speak better than that.. i hope.

 

The Scratch Reeper didn't pay a visit to my rims yesterday. I had to Kiss my baby ( the Car that is ) for putting her thru that trauma.

The cool thing is. When my wife picked me up, she was like " I HATE your car, cuz I can't even go fast down some streets because of the pot holes. I was all peranoid I would bend or scratch your rims!! ". I was like YES all that subliminal messages I put in her mind while she was a sleep worked.

But let me tell you I still dread the next time she has to drive it, cuz you never know. Hey I know I might scratch my rims one day. But you know you don't want anyone else spanking your kids, I think I should be the only one to put scratches on my rims. Maybe I'm crazy.

Thanks guys for keeping me in your prayers.