Found this on craigslist and can't believe how they're representing this car. I wouldn't call it an "easy fix" or "light front end damage". Check out the last pic. There has to be frame damage.

I've done several front-enders but don't think I'd touch this one without a big wad of cash in the bank.

http://boise.craigslist.org/car/480258918.html

 

Haha!!

Light front end damage my smelly ****..

 

I might offer the seller $2 g's for it... (and that's with 0 research done!)

 

wow, that car is totalled by any normal insurance company

 

it has been sitting in my backyard for 7month under sprinklers some white spots cameup that could be easily buffed out

Uh...not. 7 months under sprinkles = major buffing to remove them, if they haven't actually etched the paint.

He has himself a $2500 parts car.

 

that'll buff right out

 

I HAVE ONE THING.... to say is that car Is TOTALED period. I know that cars pricing is around aleast, ($2,500-$3,000). It also had a bad title. He said the car can be registered in OHIO and others places up north that will give you a good title for it. This car is going to need some serious work under the knife.

 

that there be an expensive lawn ornuhment. yes sir.

 

ahahahahaha

the first half of the add is one giant run-on sentence.

"opened a case against the tire company" lol

there should be a subforum for ridiculous craigslist things people are trying to selll. maybe in the OT section. the other day i saw someone trying to sell a SKUNK they had caught for 20 bux. they even had a picture of it lol

 

Let's not be too hasty to give up on any Maxima. I know a man who is really really good at taking dings right out of cars. A few minutes with this car and he could do wonders.

On second thought . . .

 

Hahahahahaha Light. What kind of "wonders", one wonders.

 

From the pics I think he meant "there's light ON the front end damage".

 

Drop a LS2 in that max and make the front end longer.

 

Wasn't it Spicolli who told his friend after destroying the friend's older brothers prized Trans Am - `Don't worry dude, my father has a righteous set of tools.' (or something to that effect)

 

"Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

 

ahh idaho. i see now.











j/k






seriously though do you live near napolean dynomite? do you know him?

 

Is there a JDM front end clip that'll bolt-on w/minimal mod?
Dr J

 

Jalopnik.com has a daily feature called "Project Car Hell" like that. It's a compario between two cars no sane person would touch and you vote on them. Just histerical.

 

Oh yeah... that's like a few hours from here, Franklin, ID. Right on the Utah border. Pretty much nothing around there, just like the movie.

 

Was he trying to make the glare of the sunlight hide the real damage?