Roadkill...Sunfire who thought he was hot.
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I was coming home from Target this evening, got stopped at a light (turning left)...Pontiac Sunfire in front of me, one other car in front of him. The left turn arrow turns green, and not 1 second later, the *** in the sunfire was honking at the front car (a cougar) to go...
He tries to be a **** to the Cougar by riding his *** for a minute, and then "whipping" around him and cutting him off, only to be stopped at the next light. So I line up next to him...the light turns green, I give him a car length lead, and then punch it. Walked on his *** 2 cars by the middle of the block...got stopped at the next light. He wants more. So I do it again, this time, I launch right with him and he doesn't have a chance! I get about 1 1/2 blocks ahead of him before I figure he's had it. So I get stopped at another light (the timing of these things suck)...and I see him bobbing around a couple cars in my rear mirror. He pulls up "next" to me, but only as far as my back door (as if he's going to sneak up on me)...I don't even look over, light turns green, and I launch w/ a good chirp of the tires. Smoke his *** again! slow down to his speed, look at him and shake my head, and then pull on him again, this time going through the next intersection as it turns yellow so he has to stop by the time he gets to it. Funny guy, what did he think he was going to do?
He tries to be a **** to the Cougar by riding his *** for a minute, and then "whipping" around him and cutting him off, only to be stopped at the next light. So I line up next to him...the light turns green, I give him a car length lead, and then punch it. Walked on his *** 2 cars by the middle of the block...got stopped at the next light. He wants more. So I do it again, this time, I launch right with him and he doesn't have a chance! I get about 1 1/2 blocks ahead of him before I figure he's had it. So I get stopped at another light (the timing of these things suck)...and I see him bobbing around a couple cars in my rear mirror. He pulls up "next" to me, but only as far as my back door (as if he's going to sneak up on me)...I don't even look over, light turns green, and I launch w/ a good chirp of the tires. Smoke his *** again! slow down to his speed, look at him and shake my head, and then pull on him again, this time going through the next intersection as it turns yellow so he has to stop by the time he gets to it. Funny guy, what did he think he was going to do?
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