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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 10:44 PM
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Quite Possibly The funniest Web Page ever

Visit this web page if you want a good laugh. Its a guy rebuking another guys internet article on a del sol and including the original guys article. Its kind of long, but the guy who is rebuking the other guys comments refers to the Maxima as the Four Door Sports Car. Even though it is a little bit anti-rice it kind of puts things into perspective about Ricey Honda owners and what they think about and what the rest of the world thinks of them. The original guy is kind of the Honda Idiot and says things such as: The corvette is not a Sports car, The V-Tech is a more powerful engine than Camaro's LS1, and refers to the Mustang as the Ford Farmont GT. The other guys replys are in parathesis.

http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/your_...s_no_good.html
Old Jun 27, 2002 | 10:59 PM
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GTP a real sport car?? handles extemely well?
Old Jun 27, 2002 | 11:15 PM
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I never said it was perfect, just a funny bit to bash the stupid ricer boys that get 10 thousand Decals on their cars and who think a VTEC Honda can beat a Corvette.
Old Jun 27, 2002 | 11:16 PM
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BTW

Check out the picture at the bottom of the page. Something to aim for in my Maxima perhaps, perhaps not
Old Jun 27, 2002 | 11:19 PM
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Pretty funny stuff, but it's too long.
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 06:55 AM
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I have a headache now
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 07:39 AM
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I WANT MY TEN MINUTES I LOST OF MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 08:10 AM
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"And didn’t Nissan tout it’s Maxima as a "Four Door Sports Car", so there goes the arguments about having only two doors."
-this is a smart comment.

"Everyone wants a pickup, but not everyone wants a Del Sol. Pickup trucks are the rage now. It’ll pass, like rap music and other useless additions to society (like ricers in hopped up four door Accords who think they now own real world class sportscars), all of this shall pass, and only the real sports cars will survive"
-i didnt know rap was still thought to be a "phase"

"You put load exhausts on with 6" tail-pipes, so it sounds like a school bus."
-load=loud...this guy is really dumb

"According to the statistics, the vehicle most likely to end up oil-pan up is.....the Chevy Corvette!!"
-that is simply retarted

"See, for the past, oh, 20 years or so, the term SPORTS CAR has come to mean a bigger, more comfort/luxury oriented thing, like the Corvette, the 300ZX, the 3000GT, etc. Fast cars, yes, but they're not real sports cars. They're so big, so heavy, and so gadget laden, they just are not fun enough. There's not enough feel, not enough involvement for the driver."
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i have to say this article was 1)the longest thing i have ever read
2)the stupidest thing i have ever read.....what a waste of my work day
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 08:57 AM
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"Well, I can see that if your prostate just blew out, a Del Sol would NOT be the car you would want to have prescribed for your problem. And who drives a Del Sol? Chicks do. It’s a girl car, a cute little girl car. Barbie would have one, but Mattel realizes that Barbie has a certain image to uphold, so no chick cars for Barbie."

seriously... del sols ARE girl cars. I can't believe a self respecting male would drive one, as are base level eclipse and v6 auto mustangs.
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 10:01 AM
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Old Jun 28, 2002 | 11:08 AM
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Old Jun 28, 2002 | 11:30 AM
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Originally posted by 95emeraldgxe
do you reply to everything?
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by jemartin
...and who think a VTEC Honda can beat a Corvette.
Actually, there are plenty of VTEC Honda's that can beat a Corvette.
(Unless you are referring to stock of course)
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 12:07 PM
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Both of those guys have WAY to much time on their hands.
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 01:08 PM
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do you reply to everything?
yup
Old Jun 28, 2002 | 01:30 PM
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yup
this thread is pure hell

*in before lock*
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