Happy Valentines day to all Maxi's
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Happy Valentines day to all Maxi's
This is what the other thread should have read. So what did you get for your maxi on valentines? Mine is getting a shift ****.
I've said it before, I'm sure I'll say it again. . .
Don't mean to rain on the "red parade," but on a related topic:
"maxi" is a pad, a feminine hygeine product. The "Max" is a car.

What do you drive?
"I drive a maxi."
Oh, you mean the one with wings, or extra absorbant?
Call your ride whatever you want, but that's the impression it gives.
"maxi" is a pad, a feminine hygeine product. The "Max" is a car.

What do you drive?
"I drive a maxi."
Oh, you mean the one with wings, or extra absorbant?

Call your ride whatever you want, but that's the impression it gives.
Re: I've said it before, I'm sure I'll say it again. . .
Originally posted by KWheelzSB
Don't mean to rain on the "red parade," but on a related topic:
"maxi" is a pad, a feminine hygeine product. The "Max" is a car.

What do you drive?
"I drive a maxi."
Oh, you mean the one with wings, or extra absorbant?
Call your ride whatever you want, but that's the impression it gives.
Don't mean to rain on the "red parade," but on a related topic:
"maxi" is a pad, a feminine hygeine product. The "Max" is a car.

What do you drive?
"I drive a maxi."
Oh, you mean the one with wings, or extra absorbant?

Call your ride whatever you want, but that's the impression it gives.
I was going to get my max a spoiler but she thought it mader her butt look big, and she never wears a bra anyway, so I decided to get her somehting we both would like: Silicone brake fluid implants. I'm just glad she doesn't have a full sized spare tire!
Remember to warm your max up nice and slow before driving it hard tonight!
CV
Remember to warm your max up nice and slow before driving it hard tonight!
CV
Originally posted by Chuck Vaughan
I was going to get my max a spoiler but she thought it mader her butt look big, and she never wears a bra anyway, so I decided to get her somehting we both would like: Silicone brake fluid implants. I'm just glad she doesn't have a full sized spare tire!
Remember to warm your max up nice and slow before driving it hard tonight!
CV
I was going to get my max a spoiler but she thought it mader her butt look big, and she never wears a bra anyway, so I decided to get her somehting we both would like: Silicone brake fluid implants. I'm just glad she doesn't have a full sized spare tire!
Remember to warm your max up nice and slow before driving it hard tonight!
CV
Originally posted by Sarah99GXE
Hmmm thinkin about gettin her a billet grill and clear tailights...already got the clear corners. It's gonna be a valentines/bday gift
Hmmm thinkin about gettin her a billet grill and clear tailights...already got the clear corners. It's gonna be a valentines/bday gift
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