Pics of a crappy Maxima: Good for a few laughs if not a few tears..
01-16-2004, 11:30 AM
#5
Originally Posted by -shock211-
that's terrible....where do you keep your car? under a pigeon coup? 
well...i'd rather have **** on my car than a foot of snow, so you're doing alright.
well...i'd rather have **** on my car than a foot of snow, so you're doing alright.
I dunno, shock... bird **** eats your paint if left on long enuff. Can't really say the same about snow. But then again, I know what ya mean....
890
you most have done something bad 
what a punishment DAMMMMM!!!
01-16-2004, 12:40 PM
#9
Hey now, why am I sick....I didn't poop on the car
There's about 5-7,000 crows (not kidding) that hang out around the campus here. I was the unlucky sucker who parked under their tree that they chose for the night. The cars in front and behind me didn't have much crap on them at all. Grrrr....
It was only on there for about 5 hours. It was completly clean about 45 minutes after I found it. I got some laughs as I drove to the car wash. Oh well, at least those people got a laugh.... I had a sh!tty day
There's about 5-7,000 crows (not kidding) that hang out around the campus here. I was the unlucky sucker who parked under their tree that they chose for the night. The cars in front and behind me didn't have much crap on them at all. Grrrr....
It was only on there for about 5 hours. It was completly clean about 45 minutes after I found it. I got some laughs as I drove to the car wash. Oh well, at least those people got a laugh.... I had a sh!tty day
01-16-2004, 12:45 PM
#14
If I had my 12-gauge up here I would have been tempted...
Seriously though wouldn't you think the city would destroy them since they do damage like this year round? This is the 1st time My car has "got hit". And sadly the worst one I've seen
Seriously though wouldn't you think the city would destroy them since they do damage like this year round? This is the 1st time My car has "got hit". And sadly the worst one I've seen
01-16-2004, 02:47 PM
#20
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Damn Caleb, thats the biggest load of shlt Ive ever seen. I feel sorry for the meter maid that had to lift of your winshield wiper to give you that ticket.
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01-16-2004, 04:46 PM
#24
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Originally Posted by vwink182
Oh well, at least those people got a laugh.... I had a sh!tty day
Lol @ pun
Funny stuff man. That's a lot of shet for only being there for 5 hours.
Btw, what made you park there? Shouldn't there have been a giant mound of it on the ground before you got there?
01-16-2004, 05:51 PM
#28
believe it or not, the olds 98 I used to have had a *LOT* more on it..course, I never washed it, and neither did the previous owner..so..it didn't get washed for about 5 YEARS..
My max is really dirty though..been too cold to wash it in my driveway and on the days that its above freezing during the day, the car washes are PACKED..500+ cars at each car wash and we have 4 in town..only 17k people in the whole town....glad I shot all the starlings that used to hang around our house..for awhile it seemed like a lost cause, but I finally skeered 'em away..
My max is really dirty though..been too cold to wash it in my driveway and on the days that its above freezing during the day, the car washes are PACKED..500+ cars at each car wash and we have 4 in town..only 17k people in the whole town....glad I shot all the starlings that used to hang around our house..for awhile it seemed like a lost cause, but I finally skeered 'em away..
01-16-2004, 07:14 PM
#31
Well, glad some of you got a laugh There was no crap on the ground when I parked it like 2 in the morning yesterday. It cleaned off decently after I let it soak. Man did it smell when I was washing it though. It was kind of depressing, but now that it's clean its funny. I work so hard to keep it clean and no salt on it and then this. Oh well **** happens. heh.
There was no crap on the ground when I parked it like 2 in the morning yesterday. It cleaned off decently after I let it soak. Man did it smell when I was washing it though. It was kind of depressing, but now that it's clean its funny. I work so hard to keep it clean and no salt on it and then this. Oh well **** happens. heh.
01-16-2004, 09:51 PM
#32
Originally Posted by vwink182
Well, glad some of you got a laugh There was no crap on the ground when I parked it like 2 in the morning yesterday. It cleaned off decently after I let it soak. Man did it smell when I was washing it though. It was kind of depressing, but now that it's clean its funny. I work so hard to keep it clean and no salt on it and then this. Oh well **** happens. heh.
There was no crap on the ground when I parked it like 2 in the morning yesterday. It cleaned off decently after I let it soak. Man did it smell when I was washing it though. It was kind of depressing, but now that it's clean its funny. I work so hard to keep it clean and no salt on it and then this. Oh well **** happens. heh.they got the same crow infestation at Iowa state uni...the central campus area has a few thousand crows ... and people either run one from building to another ...or they use an umbrella in that area....
they have this guy who uses a sound machine thingy that makes all the crows fly away for a little while...but they come back every night!!
that's pretty bad
01-17-2004, 05:04 AM
#35
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Reminds me of the 4th gen commercial where the guy buys a black SE and takes the long and winding way home. Flock of birds all follow him with bombing masks and goggles on, chasing him down. Ends with the lead bomber attempting to dive for the car, and hitting the garage door as the guy pulls in.
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