This simply deals with thread subjects..
please stop posting with the subject as "HELP HELP! READ ME PLEASE!"

I understand that when you have problems, the entire world must stop for you so you can have someone tell you what it is and how to fix it, but the ones who have the answers get severely annoyed when they click on a thread thinking it's something real and it turns out to be that your brand new Spice girls CD is stuck in the Blose deck, or that you ran over a dog and your bumper fell off and you want to know a cheap body shop.

these don't concern us, other than the fact that **** happens. please stop wasting our time with these posts, unless you have a REAL problem.

Suggested subjects would include (but are not limited to):
"CD stuck in Bose Deck. Advice?"
"I just ran over a dog. anyone know what it'll cost to fix?" ---- with the stipulation that you at least list the broken pieces or show us pics (of the bumper, not the dog).


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Turbo installs and engine swaps should be left up to people with more than two brain cells. the breathe in and breathe out brain cells already have enough to do- please don't use up precious breathing time to make moronic posts on here.

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If you don't know the answer, please don't just start assuming things and blowing smoke up people's a$$es. I've seen so many stupid responses lately, that I've been popping a bag of popcorn and grabbing a 1/2 gallon soda before I sit down to read the forums. it's pathetic some of the answers..
to one post..
"My car is dripping cold, clear water from the engine bay. any ideas?"
Answer: "you have a blown head gasket"
WTF?!?!?! helloooo... antifreeze is NOT cold, clear water.



These are just my recent observations and rants. There are many more issues I'd like to ask you guys to note, but it would be like kicking a donkey. all it will do is make it even madder and it still won't get teh job done.

 

I've tried to set them straight Matt. But my IQ suffered for it

 

what do you mean i cant turbo my maxima?!

 

Of the hundred or so people currently saying they're turboing their car right now, There will be four, TOPs that actually do it. two of them will blow their engines and sell their car. one will never admit to finishing the project. the fourth will admit it and post pics, then me continucously hounded by morons until they leave the boards, change their email address, and move to another state.

 

WAH
Thats ok.
Like I said in my almost last post its like my sister on the rag in here anymore.

 

*edit*

Hi Matt. Keep up the good work.....

 

Please refer to sig pic.
Thank you,
Management

 

This is the prelude to the return of the new and improved ULTRA-MILITANT FAQ STICKIES!

 

www.pa-maximas.com ask all the dumb *** questions you want. we need the traffic

 

TO ALL NEWBIES- don't become me.... buy a manual

 

you listen to the spice girls too ???

 

please remove that sentance from your sig before you lose alot of peoples respect, its rude and uncalled for.

 

you should be shot...


and this thread should be sticky

 

My dog pooped on my back seat..how do i get the stain out!?!?!?!?!?!?????????

I put PS fluid into my brake fluid cup and brake fluid into my PS cup..do i steer with my brake pedal and brake with my steering wheel now!?!?!?????????????


HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL ow the F would you brake with your wheel.... horn? LOLOLOL

 

that would make a great logo....

 

Like my VG30-FF thread? It started off as legit, but got out of hand real quick. Luckily I staid out of the bull**** and just watched.

 

Its a waist of time responding to most of this stuff. My heart goes out to the Moderators! I think this post makes me an Enthusiast - worth the time spent?

 

Thankd guys. I needed the laugh.