ever had a snake in your car?
08-13-2002, 12:58 PM
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Re: No Snake but a Cat
Originally posted by MaxJag
I haven't had a snake in my car, but one day I left my windows down and I had gotten into it that night and when driving. 10 Minutes later a cat jumped from the back seat into the passenger's seat and scared to ish outta me. Luck for me he did take a crap or wiss in my car. When I got back to the parking lot he didn't want to get out.
He must have been cold.
Weird huh?
I haven't had a snake in my car, but one day I left my windows down and I had gotten into it that night and when driving. 10 Minutes later a cat jumped from the back seat into the passenger's seat and scared to ish outta me. Luck for me he did take a crap or wiss in my car. When I got back to the parking lot he didn't want to get out.
He must have been cold.
Weird huh?
08-13-2002, 02:34 PM
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Re: Re: No Snake but a Cat
Originally posted by GreenSE
Kyle you have the solution to your problem right here! Just loan your car to MaxJag and tell him to drive trough the same place, get the cat in your car, close the windows and park it for a week. With luck, the cat will get the snake when it comes out, and heat exhaustion and dehydration will kill the cat. Just make sure to save some money for the interior reconstruction. Good Luck!
Kyle you have the solution to your problem right here! Just loan your car to MaxJag and tell him to drive trough the same place, get the cat in your car, close the windows and park it for a week. With luck, the cat will get the snake when it comes out, and heat exhaustion and dehydration will kill the cat. Just make sure to save some money for the interior reconstruction. Good Luck!
08-13-2002, 04:29 PM
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A snake must add at least 12-14 horsepower. Can you mod mine out with a snake?? Or Honda stickers?? Either will do
08-13-2002, 05:12 PM
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Thats one mod I think Ill do with out, but seriously, strip the car completly, It might be mid-sized, but its not that big
08-13-2002, 07:40 PM
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OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.
08-13-2002, 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by Kyle7475
OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.
OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.
All I can say is
08-13-2002, 10:00 PM
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Re: ever had a snake in your car?
my brother let his snake loos on his g/f in my car. he denied it until i showed him the fingerprints on the back window. he had sex in my car
i haven't had sex in my car with my g/f yet. needless to say, i put leather cleaner and conditioner all over my seats
i haven't had sex in my car with my g/f yet. needless to say, i put leather cleaner and conditioner all over my seats
08-13-2002, 10:16 PM
#51
Originally posted by Kyle7475
OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.
OK I have tried everything. He wasn't coming out at all. I shut the windows turned the heat up full blast and turned up my system (hits 152db) and you even thought that brought him out? Nope. But... today after school I checked my car real good before I left (looking stupid as hell by pulling floor mats out and everything else) and he wasn't there. I pulled up at my house 10 minutes later went inside and came back out and he was coiled up in the floor again. Well I sit there and thought how am I gonna get him out. Well there was a crowbar sitting on the carport so I grabbed it. I tried to ease it down to him to hold him down I could grab him. Access denied. He just got ****ed. So I was like ok forget the idea of getting back my friend by putting this snake in his car I am just gonna kill it. So I hit it in the head a couple times with the crowbar. That just ****ed him off even worse. And he went up in my dash again. So I had to be somewhere in like 5 min. and my parents had the other vehicles so what I am gonna do, this snake is ****ed and gonna bite me as soon as I touch the gas/brake. Well I chanced it and put it in drive, scooted my seat all the way back and used cruise control to drive and the e-brake to stop. I pulled up at the country club and was getting my golf bag out and the snake was coiled up under my bag. So I was like last chance think fast. I grabbed a golf club and started beating it. For some reason this snake was invincible, it just got really ****ed and started striking everything. Well I grabbed it with a trusty pitching wedge and chunked it out of my car. As I was rejoicing the snake started chasing me and everyone else around. It was crazy. Anyways I hope no one has to go through what I have went through. As for the babies it had in my car, that's another story. just kidding. Anyways just hope no one ever puts a snake in your car.
08-13-2002, 10:19 PM
#52
Try feeding it some fried chicken and collard greens...
Originally posted by meccanoble
dam white people and their experiments...lol...i would be scared to look at it...i hate snakes
dam white people and their experiments...lol...i would be scared to look at it...i hate snakes
"Dam white people and their experiments" ... on an already funny thread, that comment is by far the funniest!!!! hahahahahahaha
Sorry to pull the Fuzzy Zoeller header.. lol.
White guy trapped in a Black Car...
Mike
08-13-2002, 10:23 PM
#53
I'm crying... that NOW becomes the funniest..
Originally posted by Brendan
A snake must add at least 12-14 horsepower. Can you mod mine out with a snake?? Or Honda stickers?? Either will do
A snake must add at least 12-14 horsepower. Can you mod mine out with a snake?? Or Honda stickers?? Either will do
Mike
p.s. still laughing...
08-13-2002, 10:31 PM
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The best part is when you said you flung him out, and the ordeal was over and done with, and he started chasing you and everyone else.
08-13-2002, 10:44 PM
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Re: Set trap?
Originally posted by StygianMax
How about setting a trap (maybe using a large glass jar with a small neck) & putting a mouse in it as bait. Maybe oil the inside of the jar by swirling some veggie oil around the side wall so that the snake can't slither out once it's in??
Good luck!!
How about setting a trap (maybe using a large glass jar with a small neck) & putting a mouse in it as bait. Maybe oil the inside of the jar by swirling some veggie oil around the side wall so that the snake can't slither out once it's in??
Good luck!!
08-13-2002, 10:44 PM
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Re: Re: ever had a snake in your car?
Originally posted by maximamoose
my brother let his snake loos on his g/f in my car. he denied it until i showed him the fingerprints on the back window. he had sex in my car i haven't had sex in my car with my g/f yet. needless to say, i put leather cleaner and conditioner all over my seats
my brother let his snake loos on his g/f in my car. he denied it until i showed him the fingerprints on the back window. he had sex in my car
i haven't had sex in my car with my g/f yet. needless to say, i put leather cleaner and conditioner all over my seats
BTW really funny A$$ post Kyle. At least you got the snake out. It'd be funny if it went into another Max, and that same person posted on Maxima.org.
08-13-2002, 11:00 PM
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hhmmmm...........
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
damn man! what a friggin hillarious story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good job !!!!!
haha how many times in all did u
the thing??
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
damn man! what a friggin hillarious story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good job !!!!!
haha how many times in all did u
the thing??
08-14-2002, 09:00 AM
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after I look back it all seems funny. But it was frustrating at times.
08-14-2002, 12:08 PM
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I hope we all learned that snakes belong outside and not it your car. This reminds me of Gone in 60 seconds. Remember the big snake in the hummer? What a bummer. Next time try a rubber snake.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kyle7475
after I look back it all seems funny. But it was frustrating at times[/QUOTE
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kyle7475
after I look back it all seems funny. But it was frustrating at times[/QUOTE
08-14-2002, 12:59 PM
#64
The only sad part of this story
is that the poor snake got whacked in the head multiple times for just being an innocent little snake. I'm sure it didn't want to be in that car any more than you wanted it in there...
And when you took it, you probably left some wife-snake and 63 kids alone in a burrow somewhere...
bast@rd...
Mike
And when you took it, you probably left some wife-snake and 63 kids alone in a burrow somewhere...
bast@rd...
Mike
08-14-2002, 02:03 PM
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protected by viper, stand back!
08-14-2002, 02:33 PM
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est. 3 1/2 feet, it was pretty big
08-14-2002, 02:36 PM
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so you didn't kill the snake?? DUDE!! it's gonna find its way back to you! and when you're sleeping... 
08-14-2002, 03:16 PM
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You'd better watch out...
Originally posted by nadir_s
so you didn't kill the snake?? DUDE!! it's gonna find its way back to you! and when you're sleeping...
so you didn't kill the snake?? DUDE!! it's gonna find its way back to you! and when you're sleeping...
or he might just crawl into your golf bag, waiting... always patient..
knowing his revenge will come one day...
08-14-2002, 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by Kyle7475
est. 3 1/2 feet, it was pretty big
est. 3 1/2 feet, it was pretty big
08-14-2002, 04:31 PM
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Re: You'd better watch out...
Originally posted by Blaxxxima
Snakes have a phenomenal sense of "smell", so he'll be able to slither his way to your house, and strike when you least expect it...
or he might just crawl into your golf bag, waiting... always patient..
knowing his revenge will come one day...
Snakes have a phenomenal sense of "smell", so he'll be able to slither his way to your house, and strike when you least expect it...
or he might just crawl into your golf bag, waiting... always patient..
knowing his revenge will come one day...
Kyle GO FIND IT & KILL IT TO END THE NIGHTMARE
08-14-2002, 04:46 PM
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good luck for him even though he is not even a mile from my house 
cuz I have 5 viscous dogs that would love for him to come near 
cuz I have 5 viscous dogs that would love for him to come near
07-22-2003, 08:58 AM
#77
I think there's a lesson to be learned here...
When I had my 95 200SX I had a rat make a home in my engine bay! The little bugger ate some wires and I had a $250 re-wire bill...
I hate winters and rats in Illinois.
Rusty.
When I had my 95 200SX I had a rat make a home in my engine bay! The little bugger ate some wires and I had a $250 re-wire bill...
I hate winters and rats in Illinois.
Rusty.
