So i walk into my local WAWA last night, and i see my favorite person to annoy behind the counter. It's this woman who is love with camaros, like seriously, would give her life to save a camaro.
The first time she was there, my friend and i were arguing over chargers and mustangs...him being the mustang freak and me wanting to marry a 69 charger. So we're at the counter arguing over which is better, when she opens her fat mouth and says, "both of you are wrong. the best car ever was a 1970 camaro with a 424 and a blower, blah, blah, blah...." So, evertime i'm in there, i decide to remind her of how much i hate camaros, and how camaro owners are fat middle-aged women who are stuck with 2 kids and a redneck husband with 2 teeth and a bad mullet.
Like i said, i walk in there last night, and start with my usual "camaros suck" rant, which i really shouldn't have done, because as it turns out, she really must've had a bad day.
Me: So, i was gonna race a camaro yesterday, but i figured it wouldn't be fair, considering the thing was up on blocks in front of a trailer park.
Her: Well, at least i don't drive a little jacked up civic with a coffee can for a muffler.
Me: I don't drive a little civic with a rice cooker muffler.
Her: So what's that? (points out the window to my baby)
Me: that's my Nissan Maxima, a very well made and reliable car.
Her: yeah, until the motor falls out.
Me: Actually, i doubt that it'll happen, considering the VQ is a great engine, and there's countless critics to back that up.
Her: (blank stare) yeah, well, i felt like supporting the american people when i bought my car.
Me: So did i. My car was bought from an american owned and operated dealer (not like it matters). And besides, nissans are now made in america.
Her: (blank stare again) From parts made in the USA?
Me: I don't think so, but how many american cars are made from completly from parts made in the US?
Her: (blank stare, once again) Whatever. Your total is $7.35.


Me:1
Camaro-*****:0

 

you are SUCH a nice person...camaros aren't a bad car really...just...not my style...

 

WAWA - like a 711. Yeah, i was confused too when i first moved out here, but then you realize when it's 2AM and you're stoned-i mean hungry, hungry dammit, wawa is the best place ever.

Yeah, i seriously don't have a problem with camaros, but i hate this woman, and that's really the only way to **** her off.

 

not bad for cars with engines that fall out

 

This kinda reminds me of last night when traffic was at a stop on the interstate. I pulled up next to a civic si and revved. Then he revved, fart can buzzing and all. My friend screams out the window RIIICEBOY as he drives away, then he slams on his breaks. As we pull back up to him he gets really ****ed and starts saying how his car is NOS'ed and supercharged, and how my car isn't becuase it has a BOV. Anyways, we go back and forth for a while. He is really mad at this point and tells me that me and my 3800lb. car with heavy rims are no match for his civic. He says "until you can run a 13.4, you can't call me rice"....yea, that's not happening without an engine swap or 25lbs. of boost with a built engine.

I've never had a problem with Domestic owners, it's always the rice-boys who have to prove everything. But thats good, becuase it's fun to yell rice and hear them revv and get mad.

 

and loose.

 

Not likely.

 

i meant the civic would loose, "its fun to yell and hear them revv and get mat...AND WATCH THEM LOOSE"

unless he really was a 13.4s car *cough*

 

Oh...my bad. I've seen the guy before though, he was behind me once and I kept gunning it and would burn him everytime. THen I would slow back down, wait for him to catch up, then gun it again. Silly Honda.

As for him really running a 13.4, that would be pretty funny. But you have room to talk smack about them, becuase 99.9% of 'em aren't breaking 14's, and most are in the high 16's. And even if he was running a 13.4, that's only a couple ticks quicker then where i'm at.