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Old Feb 9, 2005 | 05:44 PM
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Granny

Today at lunch time I pulled into a parking spacewhere I was going to eat. Right next to me was a 96 gle, granny kinda gold color. Well ya never guess who was sitting in the car. Yep it was granny herself. Her seat pulled up so close to the stearing wheel I dont see how she was breathing. I got out of my 96 gle and walked over to her and asked how long she had the maxima. She bought it new. What was so cool is, her Max only had 34,000 miles on it. I ask her if she would leave me her car in her will. She said she was going to out live me True true! The car looked like granny had been driving it. Scares on all four bumper corners. But the inside looked perfect. I guess you had to be there.
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Haha, cool granny!
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:13 PM
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typical granny mobile....LOL
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:15 PM
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typical granny mobile....LOL
You should have asked granny if she wanted to run against yours.GO Granny GO!!
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by joeeey
typical granny mobile....LOL
Granny will whoop yur *** they dont care bout tickets
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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yeah they don't care about running over children and small animals either
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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funny shat, granny can woop up on ricers aroudn town... ahha, thats what i love about our maxipads.
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 06:56 PM
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Thus proves my point... Maximas are slow old people cars.
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant96GLE
Thus proves my point... Maximas are slow old people cars.
I agree...


:revs at granny:

Old Feb 9, 2005 | 07:45 PM
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...Did you ask her for her # too?
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 07:47 PM
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Granny would win, she dont car about anything, she may die soon anyways...jail time for doing 100 over is nuttin for her
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 07:58 PM
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would have been hilarious if he had clear corners exhaust and a drop, and said she'd smoke you before you could hit the gas.

Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:05 PM
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i dont get it.....old lady driving an old lady car...
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:16 PM
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It's not surprising that this was in Georgia. I've never seen more 4th gen Maximas in any state. Grannies here drive Buicks.
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:20 PM
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isee a 4th gen every other Blink they are everywhere here all Beige!!!
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:21 PM
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about the buicks, those and grand ams? i dont know why but in my town, grand ams are populated by old people
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:24 PM
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thats kinda funny, my dad drives my maxima sometimes, so i can imagine what some people say when they see him driving in it... hese not that old but its still funny..
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:24 PM
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Ya mostly see granny in Crown Vics here.
Old Feb 9, 2005 | 08:40 PM
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and mercury Grand Marquis here in MI, as well as Buicks and Cadillacs
Old Feb 10, 2005 | 12:11 AM
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Pretty funny! Make sure you stay patient, and wait for age to take its course with her. Don't go setting up any assassinations on the poor old woman. I dont want to hear about any of the org members being in jail for killing an old woman for her ride.
Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:10 PM
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You guys crack me up! :>)
Old Feb 13, 2005 | 02:26 PM
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and the point of this thread was.....
Old Feb 13, 2005 | 08:23 PM
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My x wife didn't have a thread of humor eighter. Are you my x wife playing a trick on me? Oh I'm just joking. I bet you live in Dunwoody.
Old Feb 13, 2005 | 10:24 PM
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i always see 90 year old women driving '9X I30s....
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