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Old 08-05-2001, 11:12 AM
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Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
yeah but you are delusional enough to get joe shmoe with his ferrari spaghetto-relli to race me...? its even funnier.
Why not, he doesn't make $35,000 a day...it wouldn't be hard work.

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yeah but you are delusional enough to get joe shmoe with his ferrari spaghetto-relli to race me...? its even funnier.
 
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If you car is real, your running a $50,000 car. Very few Maximas will beat that...people only spend around $30-40. I offered my other car and you said it had to be street legal. I found you one that is. Then you said its a kit. I have offered proof that it wasn't and you complain again. Plain and simple, you have a slow car in the real world. You may be able to beat a Nissan, wow, go you, but when the big boys come out and play, you whine like a little girl. Until you can afford to play, don't ask to join. I have an AMG MB with a supercharger if thats better, it runs 349hp. But I don't want to beat you, I want someone to embarass you. He will be finishing the lap while your still half way through it.

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Ohh yeah, I am including a pic of a garage full of cars that would toast you.
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which engine did u switch too?
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i swapped my engine to a EURO M5 motor with trans and drivetrain....
 
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Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
i swapped my engine to a EURO M5 motor with trans and drivetrain....
so running 400+ hp
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Old 08-05-2001, 11:36 AM
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okay i've said enough i guess you guys arent up for the challenge. tell mr. ferrari street legal to come over and ill hand his *** to him real quick. spaghetti-relli spyder italian smellions.
 
Old 08-05-2001, 11:43 AM
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Old 08-05-2001, 11:49 AM
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nickstam: whats up??? u got an E46 or a Max???
 
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Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
okay i've said enough i guess you guys arent up for the challenge. tell mr. ferrari street legal to come over and ill hand his *** to him real quick. spaghetti-relli spyder italian smellions.
uumm. 'mr. ferrari' already invited you to a challenge, the question is, are your ***** big enough to handle it?
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:04 PM
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has nothing to do with my testes, just my engine. and sure my engine is big enuff, lets go. place and time?
 
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Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
nickstam: whats up??? u got an E46 or a Max???
I feel like I own one
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:08 PM
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Originally posted by medicsonic
The Maxima was designed as a 'sporty' family car, not as a pocket rocket. The reason no one is racing for slips is because we realize this. May I ask you what was the point of posting this BTW? Did you really expect someone to be stupid enough to say 'I'm game, lets get to it'? We have a 3000 lb 4 door that makes ~200 HP. Sure as hell not the slowest thing on the road, but I don't think any of us is delusional enough to think it is the fastest.
this is our brain........

Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
Anybody in the central NJ area, lets race for slips.
this is your brain on "fast and furious"
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by Yellowbrother


this is our brain........



this is your brain on "fast and furious"

lol
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:30 PM
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Yellowbrother is right, Im sure there are plenty of people out there that could beat you, but they are not stupid enough to bet their car which could be valued anywhere from 30k-90k. And I know I would never race my Max for the slips becuase it is priceless to me and Im just not that stupid.
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:35 PM
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Hey, BMW guy, tell you what, take a picture of the enigne wirh the rest of the car visible and we'll all bow to you. Otherwise, the laughing will continue.
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:35 PM
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hmm....

hey is that pic of the garage with the 3 ferraris yours? if so i think you should let me borrow one of the 3 for a week or so...i prefer the 355...
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:40 PM
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does anyone want to race me?

does anyone want to race me? i think i have the receipt from my schwinn bike somewhere around the house...anyone have the *****? haha
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:43 PM
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damn, M5 motor swap in the piece. not cheap. hope you don't mind losing it to the ferrari.
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Old 08-05-2001, 12:45 PM
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Re: hmm....

Originally posted by maximaracer28
hey is that pic of the garage with the 3 ferraris yours? if so i think you should let me borrow one of the 3 for a week or so...i prefer the 355...
Sorry, insurance doesn't cover other drivers...also insurance is for 1,200 miles a year...thats it. They all get serious track time in though.

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what bs, lets see some pics!!!
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Here's a nice pic.

Here's a pic from inside the 355, and don't worry, the BMW was taken off the track after 2 laps, it was slowing everyone down and nearly caused an accident.

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Re: Here's a nice pic.

Originally posted by tifosiv122
Here's a pic from inside the 355, and don't worry, the BMW was taken off the track after 2 laps, it was slowing everyone down and nearly caused an accident.

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I know this guy with a supra that can beat a bike... should i ask him?
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Originally posted by Jung918
I know this guy with a supra that can beat a bike... should i ask him?
Why is there a large space under your picture when you post?

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Old 08-05-2001, 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by tifosiv122


Why is there a large space under your picture when you post?

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i was just gonna ask him that in another thread but i am too lazy.
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Old 08-05-2001, 01:23 PM
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damn... i wish right now i was in a 355 on a track rather then sitting here wetting my pants thinking about it..hehe..anyways maybe some day once i save enough pennies i will be able to buy one...and yes ask the guy with the supra...i have a 99 schwinn...haha
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i wanna see u beat this....


Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
Anybody in the central NJ area, lets race for slips.
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another view

be afraid be very afraid...muahahamuahahmauahha
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Haha

Wont your mommy and daddy be mad when they find out your racing their car?
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ill take u with my dads Brabus SL600 if u want , id have to hand over the keys and title to my car just to get him to let me drive it. As for the "hey why u beatin on yer daddys car" joke. last weekend at the pike this honda accord with altezzas came rollin up and the driver yelled hey why you racin daddys car. his girlfriend laughed at the joke. at the light , i dusted him , i mean like 3 car lengths off the line , at the next light he wasnt smilin and his girl was lookin out her window, so i yelled "looks stock doesnt it? " and i took off
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Question?

Originally posted by ACSchnitzerE46
the thing is, i came to a maxima board to see if anyone wanted to race for slips, plain and simple, you wanna go to your "cousins, mothers, brothers, sisters boyfriends' friend who lives in god knows where and claims he has a ferrari" to race me, you go ahead, but i still dont hear a first-person competitor wanting to race, ill tell you a little something, I have an engine swap. so i let you in on some more hints now is anyone FOR REAL on this board or you gonna keep giving me diablo's that joe shmoe has down the street to race?
As Medisonic wonders.......why are you here asking us to race you for pink slips....when you know your "bimmer" with the supposed swap will most likely beat our cars? Are your too afraid to race in your own league? Are the REAL M5's whipping your *** and you need a confidence builder? BMW....to many rich mama's boys yuppy ****'s drive those.....hmmpff.

hmmmmmmm

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dont get jealous on me just cause i drive a bmw. too much of that going around these days. be happy with what you have, a maxima is also a pretty cool little whip.
 
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Not for Pink slips but...

I'm sure my boss would race you. He races his shelby cobra at Atco. It's a replica cobra with a modified 502 engine. His best time so far was last year at 11.6

He's reworked the engine a little since then. If you see a silver cobra with PA plates 500HP that's him.
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This entire thread reminds me of a quote:

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."
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Re: Not for Pink slips but...

eff this. I'll race you for bragging rights. You don't have an M5 motor swap. Nope sorry you would've just bought an M5 instead of make a three series sleeper which is a pain in the A$$ and pointless. I'll race you. Name a time and place.
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Originally posted by mzmtg
This entire thread reminds me of a quote:

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."
whos arguing? im still waitin for a race, i just wanna get some new cars to run into walls with.
 
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i think its pretty funny that from this one post, he went from a lurker to a newbie. since i no longer have my 92 se and his 3 series would prob whip that since it was mainly stock, someone just race him and his his nuts over on a stick to him...i mean honestly i think hes full of shi* and think the most he has in that car is a k&n filter buti may be wrong
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Originally posted by maximaracer28
i think its pretty funny that from this one post, he went from a lurker to a newbie. since i no longer have my 92 se and his 3 series would prob whip that since it was mainly stock, someone just race him and his his nuts over on a stick to him...i mean honestly i think hes full of shi* and think the most he has in that car is a k&n filter buti may be wrong
lets race lets race, vroom vroom im ready im revvin. *SCREEEEEEEEEEECH*. THATS THE SOUND OF MY M5 MOTOR.
 
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Re: Re: Not for Pink slips but...

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eff this. I'll race you for bragging rights. You don't have an M5 motor swap. Nope sorry you would've just bought an M5 instead of make a three series sleeper which is a pain in the A$$ and pointless. I'll race you. Name a time and place.
what you got done to your car? i dont feel like wasting my time and making you cry. but if you want, how about tuesday....whats your email, we'll setup a date and time and post here if anyone wants to come watch?
 


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