I need everyone's help on this terribly important question that is keeping me awake at night.

Here's my question -- I am not sure whether I should hold the steering wheel to my car in the 10 o'clock 2 o'clock position or the 9 o'clock 3 o'clock position. I'm totally spineless and indecisive about everything in my life. I need to know what to do because I'm completely helpless when it comes to making decisions. What do the other members think is best? I will do whatever the majority of people tell me to do since I am a spineless wus.

I would have done a search but why should I do the work when you guys will do it for me? I'd rather just be the lazy, parasite I am and let the rest of you provide me with this information. Maybe some of you will even discuss the pros and cons in a long narrative analysis or even start an emotionally-charged debate.

So everybody drop what you're doing and help me with this quagmire because I'm the only person that matters in my self-absorbed, over pampered, world and TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Thanks guys.

Max.Org Enthusiast Wanna Be

(This is a parody on recent posts appearing on this website)

 

In before the lock ...but until then:

don't hold the steering wheel, it is pointless..the car will take you wherever you want to go...and if you do feel it necessary to hold the steering wheel, place one palm flat against the center of the wheel and apply force...for effective driving, the horn must always be engaged while holding the steering wheel

 

A moderator is required here asap......

 

In

 

The funny thing is that if it wasn't for your 'parody' label, I would have believed this to be a genuine post.......genuinely stupid, but still......

 

...me too

 

Steering wheels are RICE!

 

...i have a question to add guys...is it possible for me to just unscrew the steering wheel so it stays out of my way? and then whenever necessary, just place my finger into one of the screw holes and steer that way?...cuz that would be awesome and all my friends will envy me

 

Since we're all whoring.......

Hey Hobbes, do a dance for us... Ummm...okay...

 

whoring? what's whoring?

 

last one before the lock!!!

 

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