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Old 05-01-2003, 03:15 PM
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Funniest thing YOU have ever done in your Max?

Yesterday, while waiting for my soccer practice to start in the middle of an elementry school parking lot, I was checking for rattles under the rear deck with the engine off, stereo on, windows up, and keys in the ignition.

So, I jumped in the backseat, closed the door, and then when I tried to get out, the DAMN CHILD LOCKS HAD ME TRAPPED!!!!

I couldn't roll down the window, either locked or key in wrong position, so I had to contortion myself between the seats while trying NOT to step on my seats. Let's just say it probably looked "interesting" from an outsiders' viewpoint.

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

That's cool.
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Roadhead is the best....especially if the girl you got doing it has a tongue ring
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Sploogy,

See what you started!!!
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id say having 10 people including me in the car and 9 of them being drunk and having cops just glare and me and give me the hopeless look. ahh good times in the max. and this 1 time, at bandcamp.....
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hmmmm thats not funny stuff- like dude who hasnt done it in the max? big back seat and all? dayum

I live in my Max... thats funny
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Sploogy,

See what you started!!!
She spit, huh Kloogy?

Damn it, I NEED a girlfriend.
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

That's cool.
it might be funny...depending upon what kloogy and his chick look like..
 
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Originally posted by slickrick
id say having 10 people including me in the car and 9 of them being drunk and having cops just glare and me and give me the hopeless look. ahh good times in the max. and this 1 time, at bandcamp.....
Put babyblu's(blubyu2k2) story with yours AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

Especially, if you ate a bunch of garlic for dinner and locked the windows, so nobody could escape for fresh air.
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actually... hmmm me and someone broke a powerseat in a Maxima ahahhahahahaha that was pretty funny trying to drive around with the seat fully reclined haha
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Hahaha

Originally posted by carnal_c30
actually... hmmm me and someone broke a powerseat in a Maxima ahahhahahahaha that was pretty funny trying to drive around with the seat fully reclined haha
Same thing happened to me back in High School, but it was a manual seat.

Sounded/felt like we striped the gear, but it bounced back once the load was reduced.
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Re: Hahaha

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Same thing happened to me back in High School, but it was a manual seat.

Sounded/felt like we striped the gear, but it bounced back once the load was reduced.
haha we snapped a rod had to get a new seat that wasnt fun until we took a pair from a junkyard
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I ran over somebody once... that was funny....
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I told a joke while you're mom was giving me head. I wouldn't say the worst, but I've had better.
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Re: ...

Originally posted by IceY2K1


Put babyblu's(blubyu2k2) story with yours AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

Especially, if you ate a bunch of garlic for dinner and locked the windows, so nobody could escape for fresh air.
thats cruel and unusual.. yet funny as hell.
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WoW a thread about road head AND farting. Classic!
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WoW a thread about road head AND farting. Classic!
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by blubyu2k2


YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!!!!!!!!
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It was late one night and myself and 3 other friends were chilling at a Taco Bell in northern Virgina. We were all hungry, but the inside was closed. So we walked through the drive-thru, but they wouldn't serve us. They said we had to drive through the drive-thru. So we got back in the car and drove to the order screen. We placed our order and got our food. But they were looking at us weird. I guess it was because I drove through the drive-thru backwards (drove through in reverse).
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sex.....at the taco cabana drive through.......lol
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Ok, since everyone's on the sex thing... here's mine.

When I was 16 or 17, my girlfriend and I decided to have sex in my 93 Max. So we drove out into a field just off of a road where people went to do that kind of stuff. About 1.5 hours later, we were all said and done. So we got dressed, got in the car, and went to start her up. But the battery was dead. So it took about 30 minutes for us to flag down someone on the road who would come over into the field and jump start the car. Boy oh boy was that ever so embarrassing.
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Get The Message, Nuff Said!!!
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Originally posted by maximadave
-&gt;me&lt;-my gf and

I ain't neva goin in your car
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Originally posted by studman
It was late one night and myself and 3 other friends were chilling at a Taco Bell in northern Virgina. We were all hungry, but the inside was closed. So we walked through the drive-thru, but they wouldn't serve us. They said we had to drive through the drive-thru. So we got back in the car and drove to the order screen. We placed our order and got our food. But they were looking at us weird. I guess it was because I drove through the drive-thru backwards (drove through in reverse).
Ive dont something similar to that, except I entered the drive though from the wrong side and came out the entrance.
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I got a pair of "Jimmy Bob" buck teeth from the $.50 gumball machine in Dominick's and put my seat way back like I was cruising... when people would look over at me, they would bust out laughing and I would smile with the Teef and wave like a loser...

Gotta love life, man!

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three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
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