Funniest thing YOU have ever done in your Max?
05-02-2003 | 07:22 AM
#41
Originally posted by Y2KMaxGXE-R
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
05-02-2003 | 08:14 AM
#43
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 987
Originally posted by BiggD23
OK guys, since this thread isn't going anywhere except OT I'll ask...where are you getting those smileys from?
That one that kloogy put at the top of page 3 is hilarious, not to mention some of the ones on the first page.
OK guys, since this thread isn't going anywhere except OT I'll ask...where are you getting those smileys from?
That one that kloogy put at the top of page 3 is hilarious, not to mention some of the ones on the first page.
05-02-2003 | 08:19 AM
#44
Originally posted by BiggD23
OK guys, since this thread isn't going anywhere except OT I'll ask...where are you getting those smileys from? That one that kloogy put at the top of page 3 is hilarious, not to mention some of the ones on the first page.
OK guys, since this thread isn't going anywhere except OT I'll ask...where are you getting those smileys from?
That one that kloogy put at the top of page 3 is hilarious, not to mention some of the ones on the first page.
05-02-2003 | 08:26 AM
#46
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Originally posted by Y2KMaxGXE-R
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
i would have to say that was a nice "story". Do you write for Penthouse Forum??
05-02-2003 | 08:56 AM
#47
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,687
From: Charlotte, NC
i would have to say that was a nice "story".
I guess because I've had 4 Maximas, I've got alot of stories to tell. Some are not suitable for the .org though.
05-02-2003 | 09:46 AM
#48
Originally posted by studman
It was late one night and myself and 3 other friends were chilling at a Taco Bell in northern Virgina. We were all hungry, but the inside was closed. So we walked through the drive-thru, but they wouldn't serve us. They said we had to drive through the drive-thru. So we got back in the car and drove to the order screen. We placed our order and got our food. But they were looking at us weird. I guess it was because I drove through the drive-thru backwards (drove through in reverse).
It was late one night and myself and 3 other friends were chilling at a Taco Bell in northern Virgina. We were all hungry, but the inside was closed. So we walked through the drive-thru, but they wouldn't serve us. They said we had to drive through the drive-thru. So we got back in the car and drove to the order screen. We placed our order and got our food. But they were looking at us weird. I guess it was because I drove through the drive-thru backwards (drove through in reverse).
05-02-2003 | 10:11 AM
#50
Ha, back when I use to smoke cigarettes I was in my car, well ya, smoking a cigarette 
I was stopped behind a bus that was letting kids off. I was sitting there waiting for the bus to hurry up and I went to ash my cig out of the window, when I went to ash it out low and behold there was a 100 + pound germon sheperd standing there with his feet on my door panel LOOKING IN AT ME eye to eye! Needless to say I accidently singed him and he barked like crazy right in my face, then he ran like hell. It scared the living hell out of me, lol. At the time it was rather scary but now I just laugh thinking about it 
I was stopped behind a bus that was letting kids off. I was sitting there waiting for the bus to hurry up and I went to ash my cig out of the window, when I went to ash it out low and behold there was a 100 + pound germon sheperd standing there with his feet on my door panel LOOKING IN AT ME eye to eye! Needless to say I accidently singed him and he barked like crazy right in my face, then he ran like hell. It scared the living hell out of me, lol. At the time it was rather scary but now I just laugh thinking about it
05-02-2003 | 10:19 AM
#51
Originally posted by emax02
Ha, back when I use to smoke cigarettes I was in my car, well ya, smoking a cigarette I was stopped behind a bus that was letting kids off. I was sitting there waiting for the bus to hurry up and I went to ash my cig out of the window, when I went to ash it low and behold there was a 100 + pound germon sheperd standing with his feet on my door panel LOOKING IN AT ME eye to eye! Needless to say I accidently singed him and he barked like crazy right in my face, then he ran like hell. It scared the living hell out of me, lol. At the time it was rather scary but now I just laugh thinking about it
Ha, back when I use to smoke cigarettes I was in my car, well ya, smoking a cigarette
I was stopped behind a bus that was letting kids off. I was sitting there waiting for the bus to hurry up and I went to ash my cig out of the window, when I went to ash it low and behold there was a 100 + pound germon sheperd standing with his feet on my door panel LOOKING IN AT ME eye to eye! Needless to say I accidently singed him and he barked like crazy right in my face, then he ran like hell. It scared the living hell out of me, lol. At the time it was rather scary but now I just laugh thinking about it
If a dog came up tp me and did that I'd **** my pants and yell the life out of me at the dog for touching my car.
Stupid dog!!
05-02-2003 | 10:34 AM
#52
Originally posted by 255HP_03_SE
Hmmm... USUALLY they take your money BEFORE they give you the food...
Hmmm... USUALLY they take your money BEFORE they give you the food...
05-02-2003 | 10:54 AM
#53
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles
, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.
Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat".
Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing.
I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles
, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat".
Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing. I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
05-02-2003 | 11:00 AM
#54
Originally posted by Y2KMaxGXE-R
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
three of us were gangbanging this chick in my buddy's 91 SE. It was past midnight and we parked in the local park. A Helicopter flew by, and 15 min later, 5 police cruisers surround our car, cops jumped out, guns drawn. Needless to say we were all naked, thank god it was not cold, because we had to wait for cops to look for drugs etc. Funny thing only they found was used rubbers. LMAO. Then one of the cops started laughin and was like where did you find this ****.
p.s. since all yous were naked...any of yous got arrested?
05-02-2003 | 11:02 AM
#55
Originally posted by IceY2K1
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.
Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat". Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing.
I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles
, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat".
Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing. I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
long story but quite funny. So I guess you never figured out what that guys problem was
05-02-2003 | 11:04 AM
#56
Originally posted by IceY2K1
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.
Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat". Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing.
I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles
, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat".
Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing. I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
Yikes!
What the hell did you do to **** the ape off so much?
05-02-2003 | 11:09 AM
#57
Donating Maxima.org Member
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 987
Originally posted by IceY2K1
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.
Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat". Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing.
I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
Ewok reminds me of a story, but not in a Max.
I just had me license a little while, so 16ish ~110lbs. Anyways, driving around minding my own business with a friend who is always eager for a fight and I've never seen lose one. So, him and I scope a Taco Bell and start to cut through a parking lot towards the drive through, when all of a sudden some primer 70's HUGE F-ing wantabee muscle car(looked like a RoadRunner on Steriods, Javelin?) comes FLYING around the opposite direction of Taco Bell heading straight for me. Now, I'm in my Mom's boyfriends 70-year old Mom's(got that straight, LOL!) Honda Civic squareback with some nice polished 5-stars. Haha. Ok, so this guy/girl coming at me at a high rate of speed(it's a parking lot mind you!), so I veer right, he veers right, so I veer left, he veers left. Now I'm like WTF is this jackazz doing, playing chicken. Then I say F-it and slam the brakes, he does the same, at the last second he swerves to the drivers' side of my car and then slams the car into park as it's still rolling. Screeech! Now this guy who's pushing 300+lbs easy, looks ****ed and says something I don't remember like "you MF" as he's jumping out of his car that's still skidding. In shock, I sit there like WTF did I do. He ***** back his arm and at that second I didn't even think about it, but my reflex was to slam the gas. Luckily, it was an autoTRAGIC, because I would have stalled any manual. So, the tires bark and the car starts moving, but he swings. It was like a slow motion movie and I was looking dead square into his knuckles(BTW they looked like the size of my head!), when the car just pulled far enough forward for him to strike the B-piller right next to my head. Finally, I must have hit 60mph in that parking lot withOUT even realizing I still had if floored, then the lot ends and I shoot/launch off the pavement between TWO telephone poles
, and 4x4 a curb before my friend FINALLY says something like "let off bro, let off". BS, I took every right/left I could find incase he was chasing us.Later, my rather brave well capable fighting friend, says "Dude, if that guy would have hit you, your jaw would have landed in my lap." And "Did you see the size of his buddy in the passenger seat".
Oh sheit, I about rolled laughing. I was paranoid for at least a month later that I'd run into that guy and he'd kill me. It didn't help that my friends would call me up at work to say they were him, waiting out in the parking lot after I got off work. Bastards! Gotta love em though.
05-02-2003 | 11:36 AM
#59
You guys like the 2-word responses or just a smiley better?
Come on, gotta love the mushy stuff.
BTW, I still have NO IDEA what the hell I did to **** that guy off. I figure I must have cut him off earlier in traffic or changed lanes too quickly, but IF SO, I didn't realize I did anything like that.
I'm just glad he didn't F-up the car or I would have got my azz REALLY kicked by the 5-star roll'n Granny who loaned me it for the night.
Come on, gotta love the mushy stuff.
BTW, I still have NO IDEA what the hell I did to **** that guy off. I figure I must have cut him off earlier in traffic or changed lanes too quickly, but IF SO, I didn't realize I did anything like that.
I'm just glad he didn't F-up the car or I would have got my azz REALLY kicked by the 5-star roll'n Granny who loaned me it for the night.
05-02-2003 | 11:44 AM
#60
Originally posted by K Pazzo 6
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p.s. since all yous were naked...any of yous got arrested?
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p.s. since all yous were naked...any of yous got arrested?
05-02-2003 | 11:49 AM
#61
Originally posted by Y2KMaxGXE-R
wtf we were getting busy in the car and didnt have any time to put the drawers on. This story is true guys..its not very funny cause we could have been arrested, but I assume, we were let go because we had IDs, and clean driving record...and did not carry any buzz/smokes. Cmon guys I expected to make headlines with this story
wtf we were getting busy in the car and didnt have any time to put the drawers on. This story is true guys..its not very funny cause we could have been arrested, but I assume, we were let go because we had IDs, and clean driving record...and did not carry any buzz/smokes. Cmon guys I expected to make headlines with this story
05-02-2003 | 12:27 PM
#64
Originally posted by 255HP_03_SE
Hmmm... USUALLY they take your money BEFORE they give you the food...
Hmmm... USUALLY they take your money BEFORE they give you the food...
05-02-2003 | 12:35 PM
#65
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I'm seeing alot of made up stories so here is mine. :-)
Me, Elvis, Tupac, Biggy, and the Easter bunny were cruising looking for aliens. We were driving my 2000 GLE which has 300 hp!! We stopped for gas and found $3,000,000 in the gas station bathroom. Then we went fishing and caught 10 50lb fish. Then we went to to track to race some people. We beat a Vette and a Viper. Our best 1/4 mile time was 10.5. Then we got some drive thru food and we didnt pay for it. And we went backwards. Then we went and gangbanged 3 playmates. Did I mention that I have a 12 in dong.
Me, Elvis, Tupac, Biggy, and the Easter bunny were cruising looking for aliens. We were driving my 2000 GLE which has 300 hp!! We stopped for gas and found $3,000,000 in the gas station bathroom. Then we went fishing and caught 10 50lb fish. Then we went to to track to race some people. We beat a Vette and a Viper. Our best 1/4 mile time was 10.5. Then we got some drive thru food and we didnt pay for it. And we went backwards. Then we went and gangbanged 3 playmates. Did I mention that I have a 12 in dong.
05-02-2003 | 12:36 PM
#66
Originally posted by slickrick
there is no bs here. im fully aware they are supposed to take the $ first but we distracted the girl and she didnt realize what we did till we left. trust me im not making this story up to be cool, if i did i would have made it alot better.
there is no bs here. im fully aware they are supposed to take the $ first but we distracted the girl and she didnt realize what we did till we left. trust me im not making this story up to be cool, if i did i would have made it alot better.
They recently did one of those "Reality" TV shows here in Phoenix/Chandler, AZ where they give cameras to a bunch of dolts who go out on the town and video everything.
In this particular episode, some ASU sorority girls decided to strip naked and get FREE food through the drive through. OF COURSE the teenage guys working the counter gave it up for FREE. Who wouldn't! I think he even said, "Come back anytime on my shift for FREEBIES".
05-02-2003 | 12:38 PM
#67
Originally posted by IceY2K1
Yeah...I mean for minimum wage what do you expect.
They recently did one of those "Reality" TV shows here in Phoenix/Chandler, AZ where they give cameras to a bunch of dolts who go out on the town and video everything.
In this particular episode, some ASU sorority girls decided to strip naked and get FREE food through the drive through. OF COURSE the teenage guys working the counter gave it up for FREE. Who wouldn't! I think he even said, "Come back anytime on my shift for FREEBIES".
Yeah...I mean for minimum wage what do you expect.
They recently did one of those "Reality" TV shows here in Phoenix/Chandler, AZ where they give cameras to a bunch of dolts who go out on the town and video everything.
In this particular episode, some ASU sorority girls decided to strip naked and get FREE food through the drive through. OF COURSE the teenage guys working the counter gave it up for FREE. Who wouldn't! I think he even said, "Come back anytime on my shift for FREEBIES".
i saw that show. they were pretty hott. ahh i love sorority girls... except on mtv sorority life.
05-02-2003 | 12:43 PM
#69
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 187
When I installed my frankencar system, my friend and I decided to go out and see how'd I do against his Rex..before we left we had a beer and went out to find a nice straight road...it was a great night about 42, low humidity,clear night...we get to a stop light and he starts reving and looking over at me just knowing he was going to eat me off the line...he drops his clutch and goes off I knew I didn't have a chance at a stop so I normally let out my clutch and ran it hard up to 55....As I get to 55 I see my friend about 5 cars ahead of me and then I see coming real hard in the rear-view
...At this pt I think I'm hosed and he passes me, cut me off and pulls over my friend....I circle around and see that he has been handcuffed and they are searching his car...he had a target .22 rifle in his back seat covered with a jacket. They had pulled down the zippers on his gortex shell pants looking for "weapons" he just looked so funny standing there shuffling with his boxers hanging out freezing his a$$ off..They make him do the stupid human tricks and let him off with a warning....The Cop asked why he jumped off the line with him sitting across the street...We never saw him....he simply replies It was stupid and I'm sorry....If that had been me I'd gone to jail....but it was funny as hell when it was over
...At this pt I think I'm hosed and he passes me, cut me off and pulls over my friend....I circle around and see that he has been handcuffed and they are searching his car...he had a target .22 rifle in his back seat covered with a jacket. They had pulled down the zippers on his gortex shell pants looking for "weapons" he just looked so funny standing there shuffling with his boxers hanging out freezing his a$$ off..They make him do the stupid human tricks and let him off with a warning....The Cop asked why he jumped off the line with him sitting across the street...We never saw him....he simply replies It was stupid and I'm sorry....If that had been me I'd gone to jail....but it was funny as hell when it was over
05-02-2003 | 12:48 PM
#71
Originally posted by irvine78
i backed into a US Postal Truck in front of my house...
i backed into a US Postal Truck in front of my house...
Luckily, the boxes and car parts slowed me down and I only got a scuff on the bumper.
05-02-2003 | 01:02 PM
#72
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 350
I lost to a Ford Escort GT . After the race I looked under the guys hood and suprisingly he had a 5.0 motor in it. But the crowd of people who were watching the race had no idea what the guy had under the hood. So everyone was laughing. I can never show my face there again.. 
05-02-2003 | 01:23 PM
#73
Originally posted by MaXBoost03_SE
I lost to a Ford Escort GT . After the race I looked under the guys hood and suprisingly he had a 5.0 motor in it. But the crowd of people who were watching the race had no idea what the guy had under the hood. So everyone was laughing. I can never show my face there again..
I lost to a Ford Escort GT . After the race I looked under the guys hood and suprisingly he had a 5.0 motor in it. But the crowd of people who were watching the race had no idea what the guy had under the hood. So everyone was laughing. I can never show my face there again..
I can tell between the 5.0 and 4.6 just by sound. Or a 5.7 in a Camaro or even a Vette sound different.Wish I could lose to something like that. I only get Toyota Echos, Ford Fxxx, and ricers. Wouldn't mind getting to check out some real competition.
05-02-2003 | 01:41 PM
#75
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 653
Yeah... the standard C5 (LS1 not LS6) and the 98+ Camaro and Firebird have the SAME motor. They don't sound any different unless they have an aftermarket exhaust. But the 4.6 and 5.0 have pretty distinct sounds. Though when you're racing an Escort that's beating you you're probably not listining to the exhaust so much as picking your jaw up off of your seat
05-02-2003 | 01:42 PM
#76
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 350
Originally posted by 255HP_03_SE
If a Ford Escort with a 5.0 drove up next to you, unless you were deaf, you should very well hear a difference... it should be one of those instances where you go "daaaaaaaaaaamn"!
If a Ford Escort with a 5.0 drove up next to you, unless you were deaf, you should very well hear a difference... it should be one of those instances where you go "daaaaaaaaaaamn"!
05-02-2003 | 01:43 PM
#77
Originally posted by JdawgX
Yeah... the standard C5 (LS1 not LS6) and the 98+ Camaro and Firebird have the SAME motor. They don't sound any different unless they have an aftermarket exhaust.
Yeah... the standard C5 (LS1 not LS6) and the 98+ Camaro and Firebird have the SAME motor. They don't sound any different unless they have an aftermarket exhaust.
Very VERY different OEM exhaust and they sound very different.
