I just wanna finish off the week with a fun post. Feel free to fill in the blank. Ill start it off.

You might be a 5th gen owner if...

...the rattle from your rear deck is louder than your speakers.

...

 

if.......you post in this thread

if.......your fog lights don't light anything up....

 

...you wonder why other cars steering wheels dont shake everytime you brake
...you dont let anyone else drive your car...mainly because your power seat doesnt work

 

You might be a 5th gen owner if you keep a spare MAF in your trunk...and a spare for the spare in your toolbox at home

 

... you've become a master at using JB Weld.
... you talk to your sunroof to get it to open/close.
... you need a ladder to get in and out of your car.
... somebody has complimented you on your 4x4.
... you drive a family sedan that actually has *****.
... you've canceled a date to spend time with your Max.

 

... if ya get pissed off at people asking which intake is the best for our cars...

... if drove around for a couple weeks/months/years with a wheel gap bigger than a Pathfinder's...

... if your Bose stereo doesn't work on the left side speakers and it only happens with cds...

 

....if you're the only car going 40 mph on the freeway in a rainstorm on your OEM tires.

 

... if you're the only car going 20 mph less than anyone else on any wet road on your OEM tires...

 

....if your hood shakes like a bowl full of jello in your great grandmother's hands

 

Oddly enough, mine started to work again last week. Then they went out again. Then they started working again yesterday. I know they'll go out again, but I'm going to enjoy listening to CDs again as long as this lasts! I have no idea why the left speakers would cut out (only for CDs), then start working again, then cut out again, then start working again. I think somebody must have been killed by being thrown into the machinery at the Clarion factory, so all of the 02/03 "Bose" head units are possessed.

 

...if you honk your horn and people are expecting to see a really inexpensive sub-compact tin can

 

...if the wind noise is less with the windows down than when they're rolled up

 

...if your version of a k-turn on a narrow street is more like a w-turn.

 

ahhhh, I guess none of us are as cool as Irish then, darn...

 

... if you are actually scare of thieves cause you might not see the street ahead (no headlights)
... if you spend hours looking at ebay to buy an inexpensive FSTB

 

sad but true...

...if you want to puke everytime you see the stillen LED tail lights

 

...if you spend more than you make on car modifications
...if you spend more than your car payment replacing your headlights
...if your hood has more chips in it than a bag of LAYS!

 

...if you get sick of seeing all the ricers destroy a beautiful car!

 

and here i thought that was just my car

 

.......if you get tired of seeing a new "ignition coil problems" post everytime you come to the 5th gen. forum.

 

... sadly... its been happening recently... more than we'd like...

 

...you b!tch on the .org about whether or not the 5th gen is better than the 5.5gen
...you get the 1320 code every other day and end up replacing your coils more than once.

 

... if ya get tired of seeing the "Does this eBay FSTB really work?" threads...

... if you're seeing more and more "I got a CEL, what do I do?" thread that gets locked up by Ice w/in 5 mins of being posted...

 

...and spend hours more trying to get that crappy ebay vendor to replaced the jacked up FSTB they sold you!

 

... if this will get locked because we can't have any fun.

 

either that or moved to OT

 

OOOH! You're gonna get it! How dare you question our moderators?!

 

Let's have more faith in the kindness of our mods shall we?














See you guys in OT... those that donated at least...

 

...if your tired of seeing the ebay +20 hp speed chips
...if you read threads of headlights getting stolen more then you change your underwear
...if your failing classes because you spend all of your time on maxima.org
...if you get fired from your job because you work on your car at work
...if you have a bad DDE ring daily
...if you have so little of a life you make jokes like these^^^ when you should be sleeping

 

...if you have so little of a life you make jokes like these^^^ when you should be sleeping[/QUOTE]

Yeah I know what you mean!

 

...if you spend an amazing amount of money on mods and 9 out of 10 people won't even notice it has been modded

 

...if you complain about your gas mileage

 

if your young like me, people still thinking u driving your parents car

 

I'm supposed to be studying right now.

 

...it takes you about 6 months after owning the car to realize there's no power antenna or passenger side door lock.

...your Queen Mary turning radius make you say "nevermind, I'll just take the next exit"

 

That's a good thing right? To me it is...

 

HAHAHA...i actually laughed out loud while reading most of these and especially this one

 

.....if you believe Nissan service people are actually robots programmed to say two things - "cannot reproduce the problem" or "this repair is not covered under warranty".

 

haha....yeah i went to unlock the passenger side one day and then realized there was no key hole. i had my car for a while too. I still dont think i have used the key to open the door or trunk.

 

probably half the people on the forum didnt even notice.. i didnt either hahaha