You might be a 5th gen owner if...
11-18-2005, 07:09 AM
#205
its definetly one of those "its funny because its true" things
and how about... if you keep changing the radio station even after you find a good song just because you can keep your eyes on the road at the same time!
and how about... if you keep changing the radio station even after you find a good song just because you can keep your eyes on the road at the same time!
11-18-2005, 04:26 PM
#210
.....If u pm Irish once a month to ask him something
.....If the words "BALLASTS" or "VIAS" make u cringe
.....If Maxima Girl is your soul mate
.....If u buy your oil in bulk
.....If Dave B Asks "so how are the kids??" when u call
.....If u can't decide on which spark plug to go with
.....If u stop writing a major term paper to post on the .ORG
.....If the words "BALLASTS" or "VIAS" make u cringe
.....If Maxima Girl is your soul mate
.....If u buy your oil in bulk
.....If Dave B Asks "so how are the kids??" when u call
.....If u can't decide on which spark plug to go with
.....If u stop writing a major term paper to post on the .ORG
Done that many times.....
11-18-2005, 07:58 PM
#213
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 338
....... If you can actually make better time hustling through hiway traffic than you can in your Vette because no one really sees your Black Max and ..... up to about 80 its almost as quick.
Uh, in the vette the local tax collectors see ya coming about 5 miles away
Uh, in the vette the local tax collectors see ya coming about 5 miles away
11-18-2005, 08:15 PM
#214
Supporting Maxima.org Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lakeland, FL
Posts: 1,587
... if you begin to convince random people, relatives, friends, and co-workers that they should get a maxima
many of these dont apply to maximas specifically, but most of them are good. keep it up
many of these dont apply to maximas specifically, but most of them are good. keep it up
11-19-2005, 11:16 PM
#216
Donating Maxima.org Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 369
...if you try to roll your passenger window up as you down shift into 2nd a quarter mile down the road from the parking spot your anticipating just so it will make it all the way up.
...if DaveB is in your personal cell phone call log
...if your girl thought you were having an affair only to find out it was the .org taking up your hrs
...if ricers revving their engines at you before getting owned gives you a hard on
...if owning v8 mustangs is your job
...if you have over 100 posts on the .org (over 1000 qualifies for a trip to the psych)
...if your still trying to think of another you might own a 5th gen line...
...if DaveB is in your personal cell phone call log
...if your girl thought you were having an affair only to find out it was the .org taking up your hrs
...if ricers revving their engines at you before getting owned gives you a hard on
...if owning v8 mustangs is your job
...if you have over 100 posts on the .org (over 1000 qualifies for a trip to the psych)
...if your still trying to think of another you might own a 5th gen line...
11-20-2005, 07:36 AM
#217
Isn't that a girl's name?
iTrader: (17)
Join Date: May 2003
Location: CT. 97,99,02,i30,03,07
Posts: 970
...if you already know that none of the dash kits, molded or not, are going to look right on your tan interior.
...if the only spoiler option is factory.
...if another car rolls up to the stoplight checking out the hyperwhite corners makes you smile behind those tints.
...if you work all day with someone else that has a maxima and no internet access, and are tired of telling them to get on the org.
...you change your mind every week whether to sell or trade in the maxima on a newer nissan or infiniti.
...if not only is your 3.5 better than the 3.0, but since you have a 6spd HLSD you're the top ramen.
and
...if the weekend comes around, everyone else you know has their own car, but yall still end up in the maxima because it's doper than the rest. word.
...if the only spoiler option is factory.
...if another car rolls up to the stoplight checking out the hyperwhite corners makes you smile behind those tints.
...if you work all day with someone else that has a maxima and no internet access, and are tired of telling them to get on the org.
...you change your mind every week whether to sell or trade in the maxima on a newer nissan or infiniti.
...if not only is your 3.5 better than the 3.0, but since you have a 6spd HLSD you're the top ramen.
and
...if the weekend comes around, everyone else you know has their own car, but yall still end up in the maxima because it's doper than the rest. word.
11-20-2005, 10:32 AM
#218
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 102
...if every time you see a 350z or G35 you constantly inform everybody around you that your car has the same engine.
...if you always make a point to tell people that your car is indeed a 6 speed. (While carefully leaving out the fact that it could be one of the worst gearbox's in the last 5 years.)
...if you get radomnly blinded by some wierd light under the hvac unit while moving your head into a certain position at night.
...if you have to do a couple of flyby's to anyone you want to race to prove to them that your family car is worthy of a run.
...if everytime you see your car you get one of two feelings: 1. "Damn, my car looks awesome!" 2. "Damn, my car looks boring."
...if everytime the temperature drops below 39degrees you look at your InfoCenter and say "Damn right I'm ICY!"
...if after months of practice you can finally claim that heel-toe'ing is indeed impossible in this car.
...if you've never had a MAF failure and in fact don't even know what it is, but are constantly on the lookout for symptoms of it.
...if you've ever used the line "Well it may not be RWD, but it does have HID headlights"
...if 1st->2nd
2nd->3rd
3rd->4th
Still makes you smile!
...if you always make a point to tell people that your car is indeed a 6 speed. (While carefully leaving out the fact that it could be one of the worst gearbox's in the last 5 years.)
...if you get radomnly blinded by some wierd light under the hvac unit while moving your head into a certain position at night.
...if you have to do a couple of flyby's to anyone you want to race to prove to them that your family car is worthy of a run.
...if everytime you see your car you get one of two feelings: 1. "Damn, my car looks awesome!" 2. "Damn, my car looks boring."
...if everytime the temperature drops below 39degrees you look at your InfoCenter and say "Damn right I'm ICY!"
...if after months of practice you can finally claim that heel-toe'ing is indeed impossible in this car.
...if you've never had a MAF failure and in fact don't even know what it is, but are constantly on the lookout for symptoms of it.
...if you've ever used the line "Well it may not be RWD, but it does have HID headlights"
...if 1st->2nd
2nd->3rd
3rd->4th
Still makes you smile!
11-20-2005, 12:21 PM
#219
if people you drive past thinks you stole your own maxima.
if everyone on the road wants to race you or feels the need to do so
if you look out the window every minute to see if your headlights have not developed a dissapearing act lol
if everyone on the road wants to race you or feels the need to do so
if you look out the window every minute to see if your headlights have not developed a dissapearing act lol
11-21-2005, 07:11 PM
#220
Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 99
If your muffler gets a hole and the dealer tells you "you're lucky, your car has the cheapest muffler on it and we can replace it for only $625"
If the aftermarket guys say " we see this problem a lot on your model"
If your friends start phone calls with "so how's your car holding up"
If you love it anyway
If the aftermarket guys say " we see this problem a lot on your model"
If your friends start phone calls with "so how's your car holding up"
If you love it anyway
11-22-2005, 07:59 AM
#222
....if you taunt sentra owners for "settling"
....if you taunt altima owners for being "posers" (exluding 3.5se)
....if you switch cars, drive your friends buttstain GT, and you get to watch him beat you with a lovely second gear chirp, in YOUR CAR. (true story!)
....if you buckle in your fast food every time you go through the drive-thru
....if you've ever cackled while passing a lonely car on the highway at 120+, JUST for the hell of it
....if you've ever been let off a street racing charge (night in jail here in tx) with the story: (It's my mom's 4 door sedan, a graduation gift....i didn't realize it would take off like that....) (also true story)
ok i'm done, these are SO easy =)
J
....if you taunt altima owners for being "posers" (exluding 3.5se)
....if you switch cars, drive your friends buttstain GT, and you get to watch him beat you with a lovely second gear chirp, in YOUR CAR. (true story!)
....if you buckle in your fast food every time you go through the drive-thru
....if you've ever cackled while passing a lonely car on the highway at 120+, JUST for the hell of it
....if you've ever been let off a street racing charge (night in jail here in tx) with the story: (It's my mom's 4 door sedan, a graduation gift....i didn't realize it would take off like that....) (also true story)
ok i'm done, these are SO easy =)
J
11-22-2005, 11:04 AM
#223
... if you bake your headlights in the oven
... if you have to drive all the way to NY to have Hogan advance your timing
... if your friends are willing to bet $250 that your family sedan can't break into 14s (and are sadly mistaken in the end)
... if you have to drive all the way to NY to have Hogan advance your timing
... if your friends are willing to bet $250 that your family sedan can't break into 14s (and are sadly mistaken in the end)
11-22-2005, 08:16 PM
#225
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,114
Originally Posted by kobalt
... if your friends are willing to bet $250 that your family sedan can't break into 14s (and are sadly mistaken in the end)
... If your diehard STi fans just cant believe SR20's car is faster than theirs in the quarter
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