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Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:21 AM
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Yeah speaking of McD's I'm never going there again. Today was now the 5th time in like a month that I ordered my two usual honey mustard snack wraps and they gave me ranch. I despise ranch. I'm usually never nitpicky about stupid small catastrophes like this, but this is ridiculous. Like how retarded do you have to be to fck that up so many times? It's a very simple fast food order, shouldn't be that difficult to get right.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:23 AM
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I would take an extended lunch and go home... just me.


How long to cook bacon in microwave? Got about 10 half-pieces I'm gonna try a BLT for lunch
How dafuq does that work? Microwave, bacon? No mess?
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:23 AM
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i cook about 4-5 pieces at 4-5 minutes...10 pieces..if you have a plate that big...i'd say 6-7 minutes
meh, they're half-sized pieces, so 5 mins sounds about right. Gonna do the paper towel layering thing.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
How dafuq does that work? Microwave, bacon? No mess?
apparently, it does.

plate, 3 paper towels, bacon, 3 more paper towels
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:24 AM
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time for Soccer....
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:27 AM
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sigh...

http://forums.maxima.org/4th-generat...gine-swap.html

( I wanna put a 450whp motor in my 98 )
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Amerikaner83
apparently, it does.

plate, 3 paper towels, bacon, 3 more paper towels
never layered my bacon...

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time for Soccer....
no Hope Solo no care
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:29 AM
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Bacon isn't layered list the contamination control, i.e. paper towels.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
How dafuq does that work? Microwave, bacon? No mess?
People cook food in a microwave??????????
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:31 AM
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#FirstWorldProblems
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:31 AM
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People cook food in a microwave??????????

^^ yeah, that's how the "others" like me live...

Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
People cook food in a microwave??????????
:thank you!

My thoughts exactly.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Amerikaner83
^^ yeah, that's how the "others" like me live...

Taking DONATIONS to buy this guy frying pans and Pots and a pail of chitlins and some gizzards
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim


no Hope Solo no care
ur tripping... No swedish soccer team no care lol... a lot of them women is bad as **** lol....
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
:thank you!

My thoughts exactly.
Bacon would turn into leather in the microwave or Pork Jerky
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:35 AM
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That thread is absolutely awesome. What a great job that guy did modding his G.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
Bacon isn't layered list the contamination control, i.e. paper towels.
he's layering the bacon...something similar to lasagna, but instead of noodles, he's using paper towel

Originally Posted by cjandura
People cook food in a microwave??????????
*raises hand*

Originally Posted by Waxima
#FirstWorldProblems


Originally Posted by NmexMAX
:thank you!

My thoughts exactly.
i dont cook everything in the microwave, but for me it's less messy and..well..that's how i learned to cook bacon

Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
ur tripping... No swedish soccer team no care lol... a lot of them women is bad as **** lol....
pics hoe
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
Bacon would turn into leather in the microwave or Pork Jerky
no it wont
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
he's layering the bacon...something similar to lasagna, but instead of noodles, he's using paper towel

nope.

I'm layering the PAPER TOWELS.

The layers will look like this:

paper Towel
paper towel
bacon (all)
paper towel
paper towel
plate

and lunch is in about half hour so I'll be sure and let y'all know how good it turned out..mebbe even a pic
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
he's layering the bacon...something similar to lasagna, but instead of noodles, he's using paper towel



*raises hand*







i dont cook everything in the microwave, but for me it's less messy and..well..that's how i learned to cook bacon



pics hoe
<-Knows now you ARE a middle aged White fellow who lives by themself and eats soup out the can with a spork and stares at the neighbors thru the blinds
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Amerikaner83
nope.

I'm layering the PAPER TOWELS.

The layers will look like this:

paper Towel
paper towel
bacon (all)
paper towel
paper towel
plate

and lunch is in about half hour so I'll be sure and let y'all know how good it turned out..mebbe even a pic
dont need all that paper towel...put the bacon on the plate, cover it w/ paper towel, when it's finished cooking hit it w/ a couple paper towels, then benefit
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim



pics hoe
them lil white girls are freaks lol


Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
Bacon would turn into leather in the microwave or Pork Jerky
IMO, pretty much anything does when in there.

But i may need to try this just because messy when cooking otherwise.
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:44 AM
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<-Knows now you ARE a middle aged White fellow who lives by themself and eats soup out the can with a spork and stares at the neighbors thru the blinds
i was just going to ask where were you too lol... did Josh Mcbluff replied yet??? lol
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
them lil white girls are freaks lol


i'd *** em all, in that order

Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
IMO, pretty much anything does when in there.

But i may need to try this just because messy when cooking otherwise.
tip for real cooking of bacon put a little oil in the pan first before the bacon just enuff to cover the bottom and heat it up all together bacon+oil at same time it wont splatter so much or how about this use a damn pot with a lid!!!
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by NmexMAX
IMO, pretty much anything does when in there.

But i may need to try this just because messy when cooking otherwise.
promise it's more convenient and less mess than having to put it in a pan and cook it up and wipe off the stove afterwards..i usually cook it up when i'm doing my breakfast salmon and grits..while it's cooking i'll chop up my onions and get my grits going...by the time i have all that done, the bacon is done close to done..if not done i'll be drinking my coffee and carolans irish liquer until it is done then proceed to transfer the grease and bacon to the pan w/ the salmon and onions..cook it up and benefit
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
i was just going to ask where were you too lol... did Josh Mcbluff replied yet??? lol
hes on friggin vacation till monday same reason the 4th gen guys are still waiting lol
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:49 AM
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take that back.... i take the brasillians lol

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Originally Posted by phatboislim
promise it's more convenient and less mess than having to put it in a pan and cook it up and wipe off the stove afterwards..i usually cook it up when i'm doing my breakfast salmon and grits..while it's cooking i'll chop up my onions and get my grits going...by the time i have all that done, the bacon is done close to done..if not done i'll be drinking my coffee and carolans irish liquer until it is done then proceed to transfer the grease and bacon to the pan w/ the salmon and onions..cook it up and benefit
but see your wastin all that good bacon grease to cook ya livers n gizzards in later in the day or to fry your okra in yall young folk are wastefull
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
tip for real cooking of bacon put a little oil in the pan first before the bacon just enuff to cover the bottom and heat it up all together bacon+oil at same time it wont splatter so much or how about this use a damn pot with a lid!!!
still gona have a mess on teh stove to clean up. *** it
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:50 AM
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hes on friggin vacation till monday same reason the 4th gen guys are still waiting lol
somama bish lol
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
take that back.... i take the brasillians lol

i concur

WHERE TEH *** MY VASELINE?!?!? WHO MOVED MY VASELINE?!??!

Originally Posted by cjandura
but see your wastin all that good bacon grease to cook ya livers n gizzards in later in the day or to fry your okra in yall young folk are wastefull
no bacon grease being wasted, because it's being used to cook the salmon in
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Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
i'd *** em all, in that order
yup lol
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:53 AM
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i concur

WHERE TEH *** MY VASELINE?!?!? WHO MOVED MY VASELINE?!??!
Old Jun 19, 2012 | 11:54 AM
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Saturday, the long wait comes to an end, I have everything needed to dyno.... Except a little vacuum adapter, but it's all good.....

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Saturday, the long wait comes to an end, I have everything needed to dyno.... Except a little vacuum adapter, but it's all good.....
all good homie



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