How dafuq does that work? Microwave, bacon? No mess?

 

meh, they're half-sized pieces, so 5 mins sounds about right. Gonna do the paper towel layering thing.

 

apparently, it does.

plate, 3 paper towels, bacon, 3 more paper towels

 

time for Soccer....

 

sigh...

http://forums.maxima.org/4th-generat...gine-swap.html

( I wanna put a 450whp motor in my 98 )

 

never layered my bacon...

no Hope Solo no care

 

Bacon isn't layered list the contamination control, i.e. paper towels.

 

People cook food in a microwave??????????

 

#FirstWorldProblems

 

^^ yeah, that's how the "others" like me live...

 

:thank you!

My thoughts exactly.

 

Taking DONATIONS to buy this guy frying pans and Pots and a pail of chitlins and some gizzards

 

ur tripping... No swedish soccer team no care lol... a lot of them women is bad as **** lol....

 

Bacon would turn into leather in the microwave or Pork Jerky

 

 

he's layering the bacon...something similar to lasagna, but instead of noodles, he's using paper towel

*raises hand*



i dont cook everything in the microwave, but for me it's less messy and..well..that's how i learned to cook bacon

pics hoe

 

no it wont

 

nope.

I'm layering the PAPER TOWELS.

The layers will look like this:

paper Towel
paper towel
bacon (all)
paper towel
paper towel
plate

and lunch is in about half hour so I'll be sure and let y'all know how good it turned out..mebbe even a pic

 

<-Knows now you ARE a middle aged White fellow who lives by themself and eats soup out the can with a spork and stares at the neighbors thru the blinds

 

dont need all that paper towel...put the bacon on the plate, cover it w/ paper towel, when it's finished cooking hit it w/ a couple paper towels, then benefit

 

them lil white girls are freaks lol

 

IMO, pretty much anything does when in there.

But i may need to try this just because messy when cooking otherwise.

 

i was just going to ask where were you too lol... did Josh Mcbluff replied yet??? lol

 

i'd *** em all, in that order

 

tip for real cooking of bacon put a little oil in the pan first before the bacon just enuff to cover the bottom and heat it up all together bacon+oil at same time it wont splatter so much or how about this use a damn pot with a lid!!!

 

promise it's more convenient and less mess than having to put it in a pan and cook it up and wipe off the stove afterwards..i usually cook it up when i'm doing my breakfast salmon and grits..while it's cooking i'll chop up my onions and get my grits going...by the time i have all that done, the bacon is done close to done..if not done i'll be drinking my coffee and carolans irish liquer until it is done then proceed to transfer the grease and bacon to the pan w/ the salmon and onions..cook it up and benefit

 

hes on friggin vacation till monday same reason the 4th gen guys are still waiting lol

 

take that back.... i take the brasillians lol

 

but see your wastin all that good bacon grease to cook ya livers n gizzards in later in the day or to fry your okra in yall young folk are wastefull

 

still gona have a mess on teh stove to clean up. *** it

 

somama bish lol

 

i concur

WHERE TEH *** MY VASELINE?!?!? WHO MOVED MY VASELINE?!??!

no bacon grease being wasted, because it's being used to cook the salmon in

 

 

yup lol

 

 

 

Saturday, the long wait comes to an end, I have everything needed to dyno.... Except a little vacuum adapter, but it's all good.....

 

SO

 

all good homie