That's the good thing about 9gag, everything is consolidated. It's your one stop shop!

 

I like this one because i gotta deal with people like this every day

 

Can't really argue with that, no matter how you slice it brah.

 

Try selling used parts

Ugh people some times....

 

I've sold new and used, and also worked in an auto parts warehouse where people would bring in a destroyed cv axle, throw it on the counter getting grease n scheit everywhere, and say "i need dis one".
"make and model car?"
"it's a 87 Whatever but it's got the motor of a 95 whatever"
"okay... what transmission is it?"
"4 speed overdrive automatic"
"got a trans code?"
"no, just look up the closest thing you got and pull it and let me look at it"

 

LMAO!!! reminds me of when I used to be a parts guy....

"I need a U-joint for my swamp buggy"
"Sir, we have hundreds of u-joints in stock, I need some sort of part or chassis number."
"YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A SWAMP BUGGY U-JOINT IS!?!? GET ME A REAL PARTS GUY"

 

Yep i've dealt with that before! U-joint guys...

 

I just thought about something. I think I hit a snag in my swap and I think !!!!!NMEX!!!!!! has the answer.

for auto 02-03 maximas, if the ECU doesn't see the CAN signal at all, will the car start and run?

 

Damn I know that must of sucked....

 

Yes yes I love the calls from the foreign fella's...

"Ah yes I needuh da bumpah for dinfiniti"

Which bumper?

"Duh frun bumpuh for mifiniti"

What car do you have?

"Difiniti"

You have an Infiniti?

"Yuh"

Which?

"The 03"

.... Which 03 Infiniti

"Oh uhhmmmm..... *drops the phone and yells in another language to somem lacky to find out what car he has*...... Gee DurtyFiyah"

$450

"FOUR FIFTY? Come on man I needuh duh CUBBAH only"

We only sell the complete assembly for $450 sir

*click*

My life...

 

No!

 

LOL

 

Yup, been there, done that!

What's fun is a guy looking for turn signal and brake light bulbs for an old car with a 6 volt system. This guy had an old Porsche 356 that he didn't convert over to 12 volts yet, and he brings in this crazy looking light bulb that looked like it came from Thomas Edison's own personal workshop. Yeah, that wasn't happening.

 

T_B check out the new Kel Tec KSG shotgun

 

Like when Rochester trying to get a new hand crank for his edison telephone

 

 

This reminds me of my old 4th gen with those HUGE wheel gaps....I could put BOTH arms under my wheel gap. Don't understand why Nissan did that to the car. They probably have the highest stock wheel gap EVER!

 

Interesting, but the action looks clunky and awkward. It needs more work.

I'd stick with a Benelli Nova, or the old reliable Remington 870.

 

This is Rochester as soon as we teach him how to shoot.

 

The LS-1 is awful, only because it sits so far back in the engine bay. Literally half of the motor sits up under the firewall. Doing spark plugs on the LS motors is a PITA as well.

I know long tubes are a royal pain. I've heard shorties aren't too bad, though.

 

Lmao could you think about the clean and polish he would give it?

 

Yup... Swap is on hold for now then. The problem is that i'm going to be using an auto ecu, auto engine harness, but a 6MT dash harness. Looks like I'm going to have to either find a 6MT ecu, key and ignition or find an auto dash harness. The latter looks like it will be easier to find.

 

As nice as it is, I could only imagine.

 

Yeah, don't remind me.

 

Or... I'd have to prune the dash harness I have anyways...

Now I'm seeing why I never attempted the full swap.

 

Highly considering selling this **** again now..

 

I dont think the harness is going to be a issue it works when you do it the other way around ie auto everything trans and ecu swap to mt i think at the most youll get a cel for something trans related but it will run

 

Unplug your tranny computer for me and see if it's starts... Pretty please!!!!!

 

Damn how many new starwars are there it looks like i havnt seen 3 of them

 

Wheres it located at

 

probably too hard to get too easily without taking a bunch of crap out. lol

 

The only thing in the car is the dash and steering wheel everything else stripped out

 

No plastic panels carpet or anything

 

Pics of the wiper arms plasti-dipped as promised...





Forgive the bad lighting, quick pic on cell in garage

 

^^ looks good

 

I understand that logic. But the thing is that since the MT ecu is void of anything CAN related, it doesn't give a rats azz about that.




If I remember correctly, the trans computer is located behind the dash around the area where the radio is supposed to be. It's a silver box. I'll double check just to verify. Just unplug it and see if the car cranks atleast.



18930 on the diagram

 

That actually does look pretty good.

 

Now this is a thread...

http://forums.maxima.org/off-topic/6...-universe.html

 

i got you as soon as the battery charges.see car empty

 

^^That scares me. lol