Off topic, but I got the PO420 code today, and I've been able to hear a hissing sound when I have the passager side window down. Could this be a vaccum leak in my exhaust? Or should I just replace the main CAT?

 

Oh of course I would. I think the 70's look is hot. I swear looking at playboys from that era compared to now is so much different. **** back in the day were all natural and perky and looks nice. Now they are just big and round. Not hot. i want perky **** that look me in the eye and almost come to a point like back in the day

 

we dont talk about cars in this thread

 

******* are *******, as long as they're bouncing in your face I'm sure you wouldn't turn em down.....

Unless u gay

Well he did say "Off topic"

 

hillary clinton *******? turned down

I didnt notice that haha funny as hell. "off topic in this weird thread I know but...." as soon as he sees hillary clinton ******* mentioned he will leave im sure

 

My first speeding ticket cost me 5 years no license.Iroc w/572 and bottle so you so the math

 

I highly doubt that man has *******..... He wouldn't count.

Do it big or not at all.

 

I remember you talking about that.

Could have been me and my first ticket. Or any number of them afterwards. There but for the grace of God...

I'm not so proud not to be grateful for what could be perceived as providence.

 

I think everybody who has a fast car has tried to run from the police at least once. I blew by a cop going about 110mph on 985 one night and didn't stop. I pulled over about 3 exits down the road at McDonalds and waited. They never showed up. I know he pulled out and followed me but he must not have given it much effort. Possibly his shift was almost over and he laughed it off who knows?

 

besides the **** whoopin my Grandfather gave me because of it i learned the best lesson in life Speed=Stupidity!

 

 

i didnt just run i FLED big difference i emptied a 30lb bottle that night.my route of dishonor.

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Once, in my Trans/Am, I was flying down a lonely back road... no houses, no cross-roads. Just a long stretch of pavement going downhill into the woods. About halfway down the hill, I realized a cop was parked right off the road, waiting for someone just like me.

I slowed the car to a stop and pull off on the other side, turned the car off and left my hands on the steering wheel. I clearly remember the copy saying, "Son, that was the smartest thing you could have done."

Got a ticket for 90 in a 30. Not my proudest moment.

Believe me, I've got all kinds of stoopid stories like this.

 

I have only sone the stupid thing twice the Iroc vs. Stang and in 11 the 09 vs. Vette going to OCMD wife beat the hell out of me the second time and cost me 3 days no sexin!

 

I was driving down the interstate on a Tuesday night around 1030 in my 1986 Honda Accord, doing about 95.. I see a cop's lights flick on on the overpass after I pass it, I think "oh $hit I'm dead"...so I casually use my turn signal and go to the right lane...all the while keeping the gas pressed down. First exit is for another interstate...almost take it but remember that the 1st exit on that one is 3 miles down...and I an't got that much of a head start, so I say in the right lane and go half milei to the next exit...use my turn signal to exit right, then flick my LEFT turn signal on (where the cop can still see it), then I kill all my lights and turn right and park behind the fisrt building I see. About 15 seconds after I kill the engine, I see Washington State Trooper, lights on and siren blaring, take a left at the light at the offramp.

The ONLY things that saved me that night: The offramp I took had a sharp right turn, and went behind concrete, then a sharp left turn. And my use of turn signals. I figured if he WAS going to get me, he wouldn't be able to put "failure to signal" on the ticket.

Never done that again...but this car will always hold dear to my heart:



I love how this is "off topic"



see above...1986 Accord =/= fast car

 

Good story.

Turning off headlights and using the hand-brake. Yup. I have much familiarity with these tricks. So much so, that my first instinct now when I pass a cop (that I just didn't notice) is to use my e-brake instead of my foot-brake, so the tail-lights don't advertise my guilt.

 

War stories, eh?

 

^^ nice. I didn't actually discover the hand brake trick for awhile...like a year into driving. I always downshifted up until then. Overdrive OFF and into 2nd she goes

The story was years ago though...my Accord was my first car, had it from 2000 to 2004, but I drove the hell out of it.

 

I think po420 is ejector seat weight overlimit failure.dont need to replace the cat just put the sammich down fatarse

 

That wasn't very nice. Haha.

Especially coming from a guy that has a plate of food pictured as his avatar.

 

That's not entirely true. While that is indeed a plate of food, it's not a picture of food before cjandura ate it.

 

It looks terrible whatever it is.

 

Well I might as well add a couple of my own. I did evade the police just once using the lights out/handbrake trick & my toes halfway inside the carburetor. 1 win out of MANY tickets/fines & license suspensions in my sordid youth. But my crowning achievement in stupidity was the time I was clocked by radar at 125 in a 25mph zone. When the judge read the police report, he glared at me & said "I guess you were in a hurry" I answered "Yes sir" (poor choice).

Definitely not my best moment, but in retrospect a valuable learning experience.

 

I'm trying to figure out if this is a slap in the face to the maxima community. Even tho I have a g37x basically my DD . My maxima is still my hot rod and my 4DSC......

 

I'm little tipsy right now and don't think I can defeated the maxima community right lol trolls attack
http://m.myg37.com/forums/newreply.p...eply&p=3503405

 

So how does this work, if Clashez is on your ignore list, and I quote him like so, those people can now see what he wrote?

 

Not food its Art Work tasty art work, a thing of beauty, a delishious orgasam,

 

Yes, best thing I've heard all day.

 

Sorry you felt butthurt at my dry humor.so chill,get some butthurt cream and enjoy the thread.

 

Anybody know the weight on these....17 Stockers...

 

Picked up a g37x so I'm a different forum these days still have the maxima tho....

 

Way to quote Workaholics.

 

 

Pics Next to your Max....

 

Embarrassing moment...

Who here has done a long screaming burn-out, coming off a red light... right in front of a cop that you didn't know was parked there watching you? After midnight going from one bar to the next, filled up with beer, and having to hear the lecture about all the drunk drivers out there?

Seriously, why wasn't I arrested? I mean, I would arrest me.

 

I never got banned ... I made a deal with Danny lol been on my G37driver . That forum is pre school com paired to maxima.org..

 

So more boring??

 

Its easier to give u a ticket n go home vs going through taking u to jail n paperwork... He has a family too more than likely n ur crime just wasnt that serious

 

Hey, yall remember andre? Maxima321 or what not... He'll be back lol he bought an AE DEK

 

clashez... hustler... clashez... hustler...

Pretty lame. *yawn*