Brett to make a light joke of the situation:



Solves everything.

GL though b1tches be trippin these days.

 

Thanks, Cj. I'll take your advice.

That's the thing. I didn't. Which is why it's curious that she's springing this pregnancy on me now.

 

even you too holy shyt!!!!!!!... i hey CJ, i too have seen this apocalypse you spoke of earlier

 

Either that or the vaginal intercourse was that good.

 

No, she's just crazy.

I generally date the athletic type. Like I said...I don't know what I was thinking dating this one. I guess it as just a bad lapse in judgment. And getting myself tied up in things I shouldn't have.



I would be lying if I said that same thought didn't cross my mind when she told me.

As a joke, of course.

 

And if she doesn't want to carry the baby, are you going to go all Kansas on her?

There's a brutally real question right there.

 

AWWW then dont tell me you still using them lifestyle condoms the use to give out in high school lmao.... they are teh fails

 

 

my phone gives it self peep talks

"Unlike iPhone, Android is capable of displaying websites with Flash animation, video, and games."

 

back to MW3

 

Black guy=aackshun
white guy=brett



victim #82

 

That's her decision, honestly. If she wants to pull the proverbial plug on the child, I won't stop her.

But I'm also not going to tell her to do it. That's just what I need is for them to have her on the stand at court and try to use the, "Well, he wanted me to get rid of it," argument.

Personally, I'm not pro-abortion. But I'm not anti-abortion, either. I choose to stand a ground of quiet apathy, because no matter which side you take, there's always someone calling you a lunatic for it.

Hell no.

I just use sandwich bags and hair ties. Work fantastic.

 

And you still know nothing of this process because small farm animals dont count

 

Hair ties.... ribbed, for her pleasure type deal?

 

That black guy.. actually looks more like you...

 

 

My nefarious plan is to make you hate me, and then say something that makes you LOL, for whatever reason and in no particular sequence, but numerous times throughout the day. Eventually, you'll become a quivering pile of nonsense, and my job will be complete.

So, to wrap up:

 

Yep.

And occasionally, I'll use the ones with little trinkets stuck to them. For an added surprise.

 

 

I haz child

 

Use plasti dip next time

 

So what you're saying is that you agree?

Admit it. Admit it now

 

The one-time application protection that won't ever wear off.

 

.....spray paint the vagina works as birth control?

 

See research he investigating the effects of intimadation of us ethnic folk for his book

 

 

I aint admiting ****, so what if it was me, the person holding the tube of vaseline was you.

 

Provide test results

 

I'm too big and brown to be that fool

 

I've never had a lifestyle break while in use, but after 3 trojans snapping/breaking, I'm never relying on one of those again

 

I haz pics and that's about it lol

 

Brett's Kid:





Brett bathing said Kid:

 

den who dat be?

 

hard to hear brett. I hear what you are saying, best interest of the child, but as a male you cannot make the decision for her. There is really nothing you can do to convince ANYONE about what they can do short of the mother being investigated and seeing if she is capable of being a parent. Because you want an adoption doesn't mean jack **** unfortunately.

Having been in that sitution, my ex wanted to keep me and she got pregnant. I made it clear we weren't staying together and she did it anyways by lying about birth control. There is nothing you can do unfortunately and the system is practically designed to F the guy over in every way possible.

She wanted me to have 50/50 split on taking care of our son but she wanted full custody. She also wanted child support and all the snaz. I fought her on full custody and won joint. Back when my son was born she made 50+ a year and I made 22k ish. Even with those figures, and the fact we were joint and whatnot I was demanded to pay $113 a week in child support. Living off 22k a year isn't easy, now try it with 50% gone and on top of the taking care of a newborn and all the bills that come with that.

System is F'd. Rant over.

 

Bet i know what color plasti dip brett gonna use that way he can try to brag to da bishes

 

Y'all ****** need deez:

 

You'll need this too buddy, I did.

 

Test results= Failed

 

wow

I'm not sure being a part of 72% of the population qualifies as "ethnic folk".

However, I am pretty sure Paranoid Cynic doesn't qualify as an ethnic group.

 

Rochester