I am the Ultimate Maxima Neglecter

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06-06-2002, 11:55 PM

johnsmax

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I am the Ultimate Maxima Neglecter

I only washed my car twice in the past 8 months, clean the interior 0 times. Didn't check the tire pressure for 9 months, and it just "maybe" caused an air leak TODAY, wich has to be fixed tomorrow before i can drive it. Have not changed my oil in 11,000(one year+) miles, and did not rotate the tires.

POP QUIZ: I used to pamper my car and do all those i havnt done.
Can you guess why i didnt???? I do have an excuse, a pretty good one too.

06-06-2002, 11:59 PM

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I only washed my car twice in the past 8 months, clean the interior 0 times. Didn't check the tire pressure for 9 months, and it just "maybe" caused an air leak TODAY, wich has to be fixed tomorrow before i can drive it. Have not changed my oil in 11,000(one year+) miles, and did not rotate the tires.

POP QUIZ: I used to pamper my car and do all those i havnt done.
Can you guess why i didnt???? I do have an excuse, a pretty good one too.

Because you have a Porsche!!! Hey there John, it's Dennis, Robert's brother.

06-07-2002, 12:08 AM

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Hey bro!! I just called your brother! My max just got a flat and i cant do nothing about it, so i called for he's help, but he's in AZ. But now its all cool, because its going to wheel warehouse tomorrow to fix a flat.

But ur answer is still wrong! Try again....

Anyway, i heard from Rob, u got the SC installed. How is it??!! Are u killing 02s?? Does it run smooth like before....??
I will definitly race you with my max and audi, if u wish.

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Because you have a Porsche!!! Hey there John, it's Dennis, Robert's brother.

06-07-2002, 12:09 AM

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WTF? because your stupid for not changing at 11 or you have synthetic oil..

06-07-2002, 12:16 AM

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Uhhhhh...no, dont think im stupid and i never have synthetic in this car........guess again.

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WTF? because your stupid for not changing at 11 or you have synthetic oil..

06-07-2002, 12:50 AM

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I know..

Almost a porche but not quite...

YOU'RE GETTING LAID! YOU GOT A GIRL HUH!?

06-07-2002, 01:10 AM

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NO, wrong answer, i do have a 911 turbo and lots of girls....hehe....guess again.

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I know..

Almost a porche but not quite...

YOU'RE GETTING LAID! YOU GOT A GIRL HUH!?

06-07-2002, 01:14 AM

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Re: I am the Ultimate Maxima Neglecter

Hmmmm...let me guess...

You are now a paraplegic and cannot move any of your limbs. You can only type now by putting a stick in your mouth and hitting the keys that way.

Am I close?

Just kidding there. Peace!

06-07-2002, 01:39 AM

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06-07-2002, 06:32 AM

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Your going bankrupt and NMAC is going to repo the sucker next week?

06-07-2002, 06:46 AM

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Uhhhhh...no, dont think im stupid and i never have synthetic in this car........guess again.

Anyone who doesn't take care of there car like you did is stupid. If you expect it to last, you need to change the freakin oil.

06-07-2002, 08:04 AM

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It's A Company Car!

06-07-2002, 08:18 AM

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POP QUIZ: I used to pamper my car and do all those i havnt done.
Can you guess why i didnt???? I do have an excuse, a pretty good one too.

I know when I bought my house last year, my Maxima got less attention since Ive had to spend time fixing the house up.

06-07-2002, 08:40 AM

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You don't like your max?

06-07-2002, 08:46 AM

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NO, wrong answer, i do have a 911 turbo and lots of girls....hehe....guess again.

You're getting and divorce and the ***** is taking the car....

06-07-2002, 09:03 AM

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ooo.....meee...

your wife/gf tied you in the basement while force feeding you baby food...then drove your max for 8 months without maintaining it knowing that was the only thing that could kill you...guess it didn't work

06-07-2002, 09:10 AM

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You're getting and divorce and the ***** is taking the car....

Triplets!

06-07-2002, 09:10 AM

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It's a lease and you don't plan to keep it when the lease is up. I probably wouldn't want to keep it either, too bad I bought mine.

06-07-2002, 10:37 AM

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So you could post a stupid a$$ thread and **** everyone off?

06-07-2002, 10:43 AM

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So you could post a stupid a$$ thread and **** everyone off?

good one

06-09-2002, 06:31 PM

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U guys are ALL WRONG!!

My reasons for neglecting the max is because i left it with my girl and went overseas for a long business trip!! and taking care of it seems out of her league.

06-09-2002, 06:37 PM

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Re: U guys are ALL WRONG!!

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My reasons for neglecting the max is because i left it with my girl and went overseas for a long business trip!! and taking care of it seems out of her league.

I was just gona say that you went out of the country haha

wow how dirty is it?

06-09-2002, 06:41 PM

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Re: U guys are ALL WRONG!!

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My reasons for neglecting the max is because i left it with my girl and went overseas for a long business trip!! and taking care of it seems out of her league.

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Originally posted by nupe500
your wife/gf tied you in the basement while force feeding you baby food...then drove your max for 8 months without maintaining it knowing that was the only thing that could kill you...guess it didn't work

06-09-2002, 06:41 PM

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What color is it now?!

06-09-2002, 07:29 PM

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It went from black to silver!!!

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What color is it now?!

06-09-2002, 07:40 PM

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It went from black to silver!!!

wow usually women WASH the cars in the ghetto carwashes... they dont llke being in dirty cars

good luck trying to ehh restore ur car back to normal, hows the interior?

06-09-2002, 10:01 PM

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You're getting and divorce and the ***** is taking the car....

06-09-2002, 11:24 PM

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I havn't changed my oil in 6 months, my dad thinks i'm crazy...i'm really just lazy and don't give a ****

I'll get around to it sooner or later

06-09-2002, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by global_threat
I havn't changed my oil in 6 months, my dad thinks i'm crazy...i'm really just lazy and don't give a **** I'll get around to it sooner or later