so this is what happens...
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car inthe world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young many replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."
"That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "May I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!"
"What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooosshh! It goes by again! And, it almost looked like the old
man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whoooshka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for
certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young many replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."
"That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "May I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!"
"What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooosshh! It goes by again! And, it almost looked like the old
man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whoooshka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for
certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
Re: so this is what happens...
Originally posted by FahCue
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car inthe world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young many replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."
"That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "May I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!"
"What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooosshh! It goes by again! And, it almost looked like the old
man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whoooshka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for
certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car inthe world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young many replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."
"That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "May I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!"
"What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooosshh! It goes by again! And, it almost looked like the old
man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whoooshka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for
certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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