bullseye

I pulled up to a red light, and was soon joined on my right by a Land Rover(!). The windows were very heavily tinted, so I couldn't see the dumba$$ driver. Rover's right lane ended just on the other side of the intersection, so Rover inched up on the crosswalk to get a jump on me. Needless to say, Rover didn't pull up far enough. It was all over in less than 5 seconds, at which point I was 30 yards in front and pulling away like mad. I resumed legal speed, but Rover just wouldn't give up. Rover tailgated me for over 2 miles, until we came to some curves. You guessed it: I lost sight of him after the first serious curve, where Rover went way wide and ended up left-of-center under hard braking. Adios!