I'm getting tired of the max the way it is.... i'm thinking of:

dropping it another 1.5" for a 4" drop

putting some purple neon underneath

getting some wire wheels w/ 0mm offset that stick out nice

changing my tint to that mirror looking stuff

putting some fuzzy dice on the rearview mirror

putting a tv antenna on the trunk (like a limo)

Installing sheepskin covers over the leather

PUtting in blue headlight bulbs/corners

Making my rear lenses totally clear (no red bulbs)

Changing the hood out for a ram air look

Yanking off the spoiler and putting one of those big adjustable wings about 8" tall

Did i say whitewalls?

Oh, yeah, also like 8 15" woofers in the trunk so i can sound good while i look good.

Lots of stickers and nismo badges and stuff

A pad for my seatbelt that says NismoPower

Get a new exhaust w/ a 5" tip that sounds like i'm farting....i'm really starting to like that sound.

Put my last name in a cool font on my rear window

Remove my front plate and put a fake one on that says: BIOMAX

Oh yeah, STROBES!!!

I'll need a cell phone antenna of course.

One of those big autometer tachs w/ shift light!

Indiglo instrument panel

A TireRack banner across the front windshield

A new two tone paintjob, some metallic purple would go good w/ the neon.

Hey why not neon inside the car too??

And I can play MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice while I cruise the strip!

What do you peeps think? Am I dope?




Robert

 

You forgot the crown air freshener and the 13" teddy bear rims. And what about the fake blow off valve? And I'd suggest either a convertible conversion, or perhaps a suede roof. And of course hyrdolics.

 

suede roof!!

i'll pass on the crown and go w/ the jesus statue!

but i do prefer the wire wheels to the teddy bear rims!

and i'll stick w/ the 4" drop instead of hydrolics....you forget i race and those'll just screw everything up....now those greater offset rims will really help handling!!!



Robert

 

What about "Powered By Nissan" stickers?

 

what about curb feelers?

 

the more stickers the more hp

 

Nah, you need the hydrolics. That way, you can have a 4" drop and you can raise it up at will, one wheel at a time! And make sure you get V-TECH stickers (the electronics company, not honda, see how many people notice).

 

look you can get a 5' rag top put in as the sunroof. ALSo, two pair of purple fog lights, oh yea hlots of gold too. The grill and rims must be gold. Gold plate anything metal and that is able to be plated in sight. Dont forget go to autozone to get those two combination windshiled wipers. Get white. Itll show the best on your car, or chrome even better. Infact get two exhuast mufflers, more farting !

 

Now you're talkin. That's my kinda ride....yeah.

 

one 3rd gen max. Itd be too cool

 

definitely the gold package all over, rims included...and i forgot those real cool wipers, do a great job keeping the windshield dry at 150 mph....and a duel exhaust!!!!

 

I would also add the chrome babe mudflaps, but since you're going to do the gold emblems, you could gold plate the babes to be extra-unique!!

 

You guys are forgetting the ESSENTIAL item around here..

Remove your gold plated M A X I M A on the trunklid and replace it with P I M P in 8" gold vinyl letters.

I'll post pics sooner or later of how this guy "dressed up" his Z32... *Gag*

 

pimpin' ain't ez.

[Edited by CoolMax on 10-20-2000 at 11:34 AM]

 

Drugs 'r bad, Mmmmmmkay?

****Don't forget the headliner with the little fuzzy ***** that hang down... You can't pimp without little fuzzy *****!

 

The essential item is the PLAYBOY bunny logo. As seen on big rigs with orange general-lee flags for curtains!

It adds 6ft/lbs of torque at the wheels.

five

 

the golden tissue box & the golden "fist" air freshener (complete w/ faux gem Rings)....

C'mon!

 

are reving the engine to listen to your 5" flagulating muffler.. :

 

somebody call for a suede roof?

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One more thing not on the list. AIRBRUSH SMOKIN JOE CAMEL ON FRONT HOOD...

 

and hmm... naked lady mud flaps.

 

AND he is revving the engine there are two flagulating mufflers, he decided on more farting remember. hehe

 

i think you need little red dice for the valve screws on your tires

 

I had all that done to my 95 like 10 years ago!
I threw in a big TRD sticker as well as Mopar tho to let everyone know not to mess with this cowboy.

 

cut out of the playboy bunny. AND below itll say

Playa Made!