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Old 07-16-2001, 03:50 PM
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About 8:30 PM on 316 in Gwinnett County...guess what I see...

2 police cars from different counties pulling HARD behind me.

I do the usual...SLOW DOWN TO 15 UNDER and try to turn in front of them as to slow them down ... kekekeke...

Then i see what cars they were.

One was an Impala of Gwinnett County,and the other was a Grand Am of Duluth. Well, the Grand Am really pulled hard ang got in front of me, and the Impala pulled next to me. I was like...oh POOPERS..."I DIDNT DO IT!!!". Then, to my ULTIMATE surprise, I see that the guy is my friend who lives 3 houses down from me. He motioned for me to open my windows and got on his speaker and yelled...

"remember how you always make fun of the police cars? And remember how you always say your Max SE can do 130's?"

I NOD my head , motioned Yes. Then, he gets on his radio for like 5 seconds. He puts the receiver (or whatever you call it) down, looks at me, honks 3 times, and yells RACE BUDDY!!!...and gives a funky hand gesture. He turns his light on and speeds up, then slows down. Does it again.

At this point, we are on the offramp to merge on the 5 lane interstate-85. He says again...on his speaker phone, LETS GO YOU WONT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS. So, he turns his lights on and starts to go fast and slows again.

The 4th time he did it he honked, and i was like SCREW THIS! And we went. All 3 of us. I rammed the accelerator, got to 5th, then we zoomed. Around 85 the grand am was leading 1/2 car and the impala was next to me. Then...we just kept going and going.

Now we are at 110 (mph, NOT Km/ph). Somehow even the Impala is keeping up behind and so is the Grand Am (jesus...AMERICAN CAH NO MO BAD...AMERICAN CAH GOOD)

THEN...once i hit 120, it got really easy to accelerate up to 130's. At around 135 it started slowing down (damn governor i think). But In the end, I had them 2 at least half a mile down and getting further and further.

So, I slowed down and they both turned on their lights and motioned to pull over.

I was ****ing in my pants now (buh bye maxima)....

In actuallity, Will (the cop friend) just started laughing. "I am not gonna ticket you man." He introduced me to the Duluth cop. blah blah blah...we talked...he admited max was damn fast and didnt realize it could reach that high for a nissan (pfffssshhhh what the hell yu mean JUST a nissan..kekekekeke).

BLAH BLAH...my hand hurts...

Well...i invited them over...we had a few drinks and chatted. GOD..what a strange experience.

OH WELL!! THE END!!

MAX RULES!
 
Old 07-16-2001, 09:50 PM
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Old 07-16-2001, 10:03 PM
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damn

thats the best bedtime story ever thanks
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Old 07-16-2001, 10:03 PM
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THATS A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

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Old 07-16-2001, 10:11 PM
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Gotta love Southern cops. They love their cars.
BTW, has anyone seen the BS flag?
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Old 07-17-2001, 01:53 AM
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there used to be an old racing spot (old abandoned air port) where the cops would come to race other street racers.
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Old 07-17-2001, 02:00 AM
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BS flag at full mast. Last time i checked gwinnet county cops were rolling in chevy lumina's ........secondly i hope your inflameable suit is on coz you surely have brought this on yourself.
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Old 07-17-2001, 07:17 AM
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Now that's a new version of "Beat the Heat."
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