so there i was sitting on maple and grove (the usual hangout for racers) having some fun with a couple of friends not bothering anyone, when all of a sudden this guy in 2000 hondah civic Si gives me a nod. I go over to his car and he says he might have something for me, i shrugged and said not tonight, but maybe some other night. He starts talkin about his car and what not. All of a sudden another guy comes up to me and gives me his nod, this was the challenge i was waiting for, his ride - a 1999 limited production Sharper image Razor. he was all about show - i could tell by the different colored blades. I ask him what hes got.. he says coyly ehh nothing special - just a 1 piston adidas street shoe and a areodynamic shield - silver quick stop and HKS ball bearing lube. Then he said what does your POS have, i laughed and said you wanna find out ? lets go Big man. So we start staging at the stop sign at the end of Maple, the hondah civic driver enviously between these 2 Road monsters. He drops the flag and were off it was pretty close for a while, but i new he couldnt hold a candle to my match because i had the Nike 2 piston upgrade - platinum quick stop - HKS wheelie bar - UPRD ecu upgrade - Dinan Stage 5 suspension - and Mugen areo-damm. Well by the time i reached the end of maple he was 5 car lengths behind me and ready to give up... i reached the final bend and who did i see but SGT. O' Maley ..........


tune in next week for as the Scooter Burns....

 

Guys he's tryin ...
lets give him that ..


neel bring it wit you to etown.. they'll prolly put you in the open class with the top fuel dragsters.. then you'd have some competitions ..

Ant

 

Where is this coming from? Do you think you are booker or something? This is hideous stuff man...

 

well since you lyrical masta minds are so great then why dont you write something

 

We ain't good nor claimed to be good,... that is why we leave it to Booker. We get featured in his stories...you know which ones I am talking about...the funny ones!!

 

wheres the love, im hurt ...

 

I love you man!!!

 

You know we are chill....sometimes... but when you make an *** out of yourself. I am going to let you know. hahahaha... See you Sunday Bro.

 

c'mon neelio (couldn't resist callin you that)

you know its all love...
so you comin sunday or what ????
u still haven't said a yes or no...

Ant

 

...if COWBOYS can write poetry, and organize cowboy poetry reading hootenannies, then why cant Maxima owners take a stab Shakespeare??

I figure this deserves a B plus for effort.. Maybe Maxima meets oughta include a corner for the ARTS...maxima music, maxima graphics, maxima authors,maxima computer wizards and maxima video directors.


well, I was way off course,
So I slipped off my horse,
grabbed me a Coors
then a Coors
and a Coors........ groan

 

LOL!..that thing was funny..i was reading it all serious..then i was like..sharper image?wtf? good job buddy. it made me laugh..

 

stilen
What happened to the ford bastard who choked your neck? did you sue his a$$?

John