When a pontiac GTP pulls up and acts tough and you make the idiot look like a fool.

 

You know you're driving a VQ when your on this thread reading all the way to this post.

 

Couldn't agree with you more

 

Every chance I get LOL!!!!

You know you driving a VQ when Dodge Peons SXTs with a huge-a** wing and all stock wants to race and you blow their doors off by 1/4 mile.

 

when you smell oil from your 5.5 jk jk... when you crave other nissan/infiniti OEM wheels

 

you know you have a VQ when you spend more time on this site then facebook..

 

Tru Dat, Tru Dat

Hell especially true for me since I don't use that facebook junk. Now days, people lose their jobs using that site if something is posted on your space that is unfavorable to the company you work for

I will stick to the MAXIMA forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Maybe repost but i have to
You know your driving a vq when your MAF dies.

 

You know you're in a VQ when the cheapest way to reset your CEL is
to fill her up with premium (after using regular).

You know you drive a VQ when you'd rather spend spare cash on mods than
on replacing your windshield that has a 3 feet long crack (you refer
to this as not a priority).

 

Good thing Gen 4s are not 3200lbs.

 

ha, yeah I heard about this in a Gen 5 VQ35. Some had oil sucking issues, my VQ30 is incredible on oil. Like it doesn't even burn it at all. lol

 

You know your driving a VQ when you talk about it being the older little brother of the 350z VQ. lol

You know your driving a VQ when you talk about the awards in won.

You know your driving a VQ when you see how responsive it is.

You know your driving a VQ when you motor mounts are always going.

You know when your working on a VQ and 95% of the job working on it is easy but for some gay reason the last 5% of the job sucks and you cut up your hands badly.(aka doing an alt or motor mounts)

 

You know yourdriving a VQ when a Cuban gets next to u in a 6cyl mustang and ask you . Eyyyy!!! is that the one with the 350Z engine???

 

You know you drive a VQ when everytime you have something to replace its been replaced before

You know you drive a VQ when everywhere you go your sizing up cars next to you even if you dont think you can win

You know you drive a VQ when you have an explanation for every noise the car makes

You know you drive a VQ when your airbag light comes on and you know to move the seat

You know you drive a VQ when this forum is the most visited site on you AND your girlfriends computer

You know you drive a VQ when you intentionally abuse your 3.0 just so you may have the chance to drop in a 3.5

You know you drive a VQ when you put your stock air box Back on

You know you drive a VQ when your girlfriend thinks you love your car more than her

You know you drive a VQ when the cop says theres no way you were going that fast and than lets you off and says his radargun must need recalibrated

You know you love your VQ when the only thing on your mind right now is going on a drive just to hear the scream of that sweet DOHC 3.0 V6 engine

 

lololol very true..

also your a VQ wen trucks have a better turning radius than you.

 

When you can't read the damn dipstick unless the car's been sitting for hours and hours. It has probably been said many times already but damn.

 

Only in 5th gens. My old 4th gen has an awesome turning radius.

 

hmm.. i guess so.. it sucks having to turn into a parking lot just because u cant make a simple u turn..

 

U kno ya driving a VQ when a civic driver calls ya car a sleeper

 

You know you are driving a VQ when you feel the low end torque!

 

You know you drive a VQ that when you are at a dyno day all the 5.5 owners are asking each other if the brought extra oil

 

LOL THIS!

 

You know you're driving a VQ35, when the driver of Integra with the "Type R swap" you just yanked on the freeway, looks at you incredilously when you say you only have an intake for a mod, and then to make him feel better, you say: "It's the same motor on the 350Z," and it does [make him feel better].

 

you know your driving a VQ when you can accelerate and pass ALL traffic on the HWY in 5th GEAR.

 

You know you're driving a VQ when everytime you turn the key you think to yourself "showtime"

 

when you floor second and most of third and it makes you LOL

 

you know you're driving a VQ when you don't mind having 2 in a row, both automatic, and not give a damn about that.

You know you're driving a VQ, when your fenders are rusted, you steel rims are brown, but the ''tunned''(typo intended) civic besides you wanted to prove something, but you proved him that you have nothing to prove.

You know when you're driving a VQ, when you sit at a redlight and the guy in the Boxter besides you wants to impress you by revving his motor, and when YOU do it til redline and your intake screams ''I CANT HEAR YA!'', he looks at you with a ''WTF!?was that'' face !Hilarious!

oh oh oh check this one out!!--

-You know you're driving a VQ, when you're driving a VQ.-

HA!

 

You know you're driving a VQ when the time comes that you may have to replace the car in a few years and you know that more sensible choices are out there... but, after reading this entire thread, you know that in your heart you want to replace it with another VQ...

You know you're driving a VQ when you even like how the engine sounds with rusted exhaust.

 

You know you drive a VQ when you take every bad comment about your car as a personal insult.

 

Or NO muffler at all! Which is my case..makes the same sound as my previous max WITH a sports muffler LOL

 

You know you're driving a VQ when you don't remember what a timing belt is.

you know when you're driving a VQ when 190hp feels like 250hp.

You know when you're driving a VQ when you're sure your car's 0-60 is faster than advertised.

 

you know your driving a VQ when everytime you finish a repair you tell yourself that you are never going to do that job again, then go do the other side.

you know your driving a VQ when you open your hood at work and people ask why you have this as a DD

you know your driving a VQ when you have become an automotive expert of changing sensors during the first 3 months of owning it.

you know your driving a VQ when, you drive in that seat for hours on end, and still blip the throttle, just to scare that mustang.

you know your driving a VQ when (97) when you see your bosses 01 and laugh.

you know your driving a VQ when after pouring thousands into a 13 year old car, you go out and buy that bushing anyway.

you know your driving a VQ when your girlfriend gets her credit card number stolen because she bought your birthday present from an unsecured site, for your Maxima.

you know your driving a VQ when you can talk for hours comparing your mods during slow times at work with a guy with a built camero.

you know your driving a VQ when looking for a new sunday driver, all you can think about is your maxima.

you know your driving a VQ when you go up hills on rainy days fishtailing, for the hell of it.

you know your proud to own a VQ when you girlfriend says "i knew they were fast before i met you"

you know your driving a VQ when it took 4 verbal and 2 written warnings and finally a ticket for going 87 to get you to go 45 on a curvy road.

you know your driving a VQ when you see an eclipse and a tiburon racing and pass them both laughing.

 

Meh, this might just be me:

You know you own a VQ when you sell your sports car because it can't hold it's own against it.

You know you own a VQ when all you can think about when you see that 300ZX is "Ya, but I make that power and haul 4 and a trunk full of groceries."

You know you own a VQ when you wished they made them RWD.

(edit)
.... When you argue with that posh 300ZXTT owner and he finally agrees the extra room would be nice

 

Read this after I replied...

My wife had to take my car since hers was out for paint and blamed her: almost hitting a median and driving the wrong way on a road... then getting pulled over... on my "dim headlights".

We are still fighting because she wont take it back.

 

She's right though. 95-99 headlights aren't really that good..... at all.

 

Didn't say they were... but that's my baby.

 

You know you gotta a VQ when "dope boys" in the hood walk past ya parked 5.5 gen Max to get in their brand new 745 bmw on 22's and still make a comment like " is that ya max? I used 2 have one like that,them max's is fast yo"


You know u gotta vq when murder ya boys new 330 ci 6spd stop light to stop light off the line(in an auto) and every light he's like "yo keep it real, what else u did to the motor yo???"

You know u gotta VQ when you are talkin' w/ a new girl you just met and before you can tell her the year,color,or mods you have done after she ask you what kinda of car do you drive ,she's like" oooooohhh...you gotta Max?"

You know u gotta VQ when a dude jumps out a bucket w/a sexy *** girlfriend and as soon as she takes a glance @YOU RIGHT AFTER LOOKIN AT YA CAR her boyfriends like" oh...what's that a lil' max?I USED to have one of those but they not all that" now, stop staring and c'mon!!! ahahaha!!!

 

every single time..

actually..every time i floor it past some dbag in his vtech

 

you know your driving a VQ when... someone tells you they have a turbo and your STILL not scared to race them....

 

.... When you punch it down the street and a group of people look to see what it was..