I went to move my car today and hoped I hadn't got a ticket. Well I got there and this is what I found....

 

Yup, that's a ticket

Here's the final product after taking back roads (so as not to be seen) and spending 7 bucks and 45 minutes on it.



Hope you got a laugh, I'm still sad

 

ok.. you are nasty.
thanks for killing my appetite

nice b4 and after pic

btw how long was she parked??? that's quite a bit of damage to the paint work aint it?

 

that's terrible....where do you keep your car? under a pigeon coup?

well...i'd rather have **** on my car than a foot of snow, so you're doing alright.

 

I dunno, shock... bird **** eats your paint if left on long enuff. Can't really say the same about snow. But then again, I know what ya mean....

 

890

 

you most have done something bad
god dosen't like you what a punishment DAMMMMM!!!

 

That is by far the most shet that i have ever seen on one car, U shoulda called Ripleys believe it or not u prolly could have gotten in for most shet on one car.UR SICK MAN , VERY SICK.

 

Hey now, why am I sick....I didn't poop on the car

There's about 5-7,000 crows (not kidding) that hang out around the campus here. I was the unlucky sucker who parked under their tree that they chose for the night. The cars in front and behind me didn't have much crap on them at all. Grrrr....

It was only on there for about 5 hours. It was completly clean about 45 minutes after I found it. I got some laughs as I drove to the car wash. Oh well, at least those people got a laugh.... I had a sh!tty day

 

Thats crazy, I would of gotten my gun and shot every damn bird that flew over.

 

That's gotta be the worst carpet bombing I've ever seen!

 

Hope the moon roof was closed.

 

LMAO I feel for ya!

 

If I had my 12-gauge up here I would have been tempted...

Seriously though wouldn't you think the city would destroy them since they do damage like this year round? This is the 1st time My car has "got hit". And sadly the worst one I've seen

 

Wow. That sucks. I guess I can't complain about my 1 poop spot.

 

Yea really I was ****ed when I found some purple bird poop on my hood but seeing this makes it seem like no big deal.

 

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHhahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahah
oh man thanks for starting my weekend off great!

 

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHhahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahah
oh man thanks for starting my weekend off great!

 

glad I could be of service

 

Damn Caleb, thats the biggest load of shlt Ive ever seen. I feel sorry for the meter maid that had to lift of your winshield wiper to give you that ticket.
"Old man Clemens hates shlt. He's gonna shlt when he realizes its shlt."

 

I never let my max get that dirty! What a bad owner! Now Maxi feels abused! You bad guy! J/K

This is my clean Maxima!

 

what was the ticket for?


you sure thats a VE, a VE should be able to outrun the birds

That would **** me off, but hey, atleast it wasnt a black car

 

hahhahahhhaa yooooooooooooooooooooo SON!!!!!!!!
MEGUIARS FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hilarious stuff man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if not get sum MOTHERS love man.......lolllllthanx for the ill lafff.....

 

Lol @ pun

Funny stuff man. That's a lot of shet for only being there for 5 hours.

Btw, what made you park there? Shouldn't there have been a giant mound of it on the ground before you got there?

 

maybe the birds thought your max was so hot that they all **** themselves

 

man im glad to see its clean, if i saw that on the street id be kinda ****ed that someone let thir max get that way....

 

That is why I wouldn't own a convertible car or a Jeep Wrangler.

 

believe it or not, the olds 98 I used to have had a *LOT* more on it..course, I never washed it, and neither did the previous owner..so..it didn't get washed for about 5 YEARS..

My max is really dirty though..been too cold to wash it in my driveway and on the days that its above freezing during the day, the car washes are PACKED..500+ cars at each car wash and we have 4 in town..only 17k people in the whole town....glad I shot all the starlings that used to hang around our house..for awhile it seemed like a lost cause, but I finally skeered 'em away..

 

vwink182 will be raking in the doe soon! Isn't that like good luck or something?

 

the acids in bird droppings WILL eat the clear. i see this day in and day out where i work at.
just an fyi for ya

 

Well, glad some of you got a laugh There was no crap on the ground when I parked it like 2 in the morning yesterday. It cleaned off decently after I let it soak. Man did it smell when I was washing it though. It was kind of depressing, but now that it's clean its funny. I work so hard to keep it clean and no salt on it and then this. Oh well **** happens. heh.

 

they got the same crow infestation at Iowa state uni...the central campus area has a few thousand crows ... and people either run one from building to another ...or they use an umbrella in that area....

they have this guy who uses a sound machine thingy that makes all the crows fly away for a little while...but they come back every night!!

 

that's pretty bad

 

What's up with Iowa and the crow infestation?? I know... **** happens every day, huh?

 

Reminds me of the 4th gen commercial where the guy buys a black SE and takes the long and winding way home. Flock of birds all follow him with bombing masks and goggles on, chasing him down. Ends with the lead bomber attempting to dive for the car, and hitting the garage door as the guy pulls in.

Maxima commercials are the best

 

what a piece of SHlT (all pun intended)