Hahahah, Holy GOD.
03-11-2007, 09:27 AM
#1
Hahahah, Holy GOD.
So I was browsing Ebay for Maxima's.... and um...
If ANYONE can make it through this entire car description without having the sudden urge to gouge your eyeballs out with a fork; there's something wrong with you. Haha, anyone know this guy/car???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem
If ANYONE can make it through this entire car description without having the sudden urge to gouge your eyeballs out with a fork; there's something wrong with you. Haha, anyone know this guy/car???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem
03-11-2007, 09:47 AM
#2
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Don't know him, but he sure did not listen while in school ! Geez, french is my first language and I can write better than him ! Oh well, atleast I understood that his car is vary fest ! JK
or maybe he is... 
03-11-2007, 11:19 AM
#8
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As a member of the U.S. Military, I cringe more than most of you. At least he spelled military correctly. If by L.A. he means Los Angeles, he must be a Marine. I would believe that. They don't need to know how to read or write, just kill people.
At least I know he's not in the Navy.
940 is a north Texas area code. Makes me wonder...
At least I know he's not in the Navy.
940 is a north Texas area code. Makes me wonder...
03-11-2007, 11:31 AM
#9
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Ok, wikipedia says the 940 area code covers Sheppard Air Force Base which seems to be just a training facility. He must have gone there between boot camp and L.A.
I just lost a lot of respect for the Air Force. Of course, I didn't have a lot to begin with... lazy bastards.
I just lost a lot of respect for the Air Force. Of course, I didn't have a lot to begin with... lazy bastards.
03-11-2007, 12:08 PM
#11
I read that aloud to my homeschooled (they are allergic to immunizations)
5th and 7th graders. OUCH!!!!!
No joke, I really do feel bad for this chap. Grammar really matters. I teach my children that it is usually the first, or perhaps the only, impression people will ever get of you. Make it a good one.
What does his future hold, if his academic background is so ill-equipped for real life? It is truely sad. I do wonder what state passed him. I don't mean that ugly, I mean that to say, what were their standards?
Swee
5th and 7th graders. OUCH!!!!!
No joke, I really do feel bad for this chap. Grammar really matters. I teach my children that it is usually the first, or perhaps the only, impression people will ever get of you. Make it a good one.
What does his future hold, if his academic background is so ill-equipped for real life? It is truely sad. I do wonder what state passed him. I don't mean that ugly, I mean that to say, what were their standards?
Swee
03-11-2007, 02:17 PM
#12
Item: Nissan : Maxima (120095754396) This message was sent while the listing was active. justintylerq is the seller. 
Thanks! napa makes proformance axles bacause with the stock power you can twist the axles. It is a hire grade of material.it's not light wate.the last owner put them on after going threw his third axle
Thanks! napa makes proformance axles bacause with the stock power you can twist the axles. It is a hire grade of material.it's not light wate.the last owner put them on after going threw his third axle
03-11-2007, 02:20 PM
#13
Ok - Contrary to what every one else thinks, I think this is one smart dude trying to pull a scam. Look at his payment method. You pay with untraceable system and no recourse and supposidly have to pick up a car sitting 1500 mile away.
03-11-2007, 02:53 PM
#14
Originally Posted by jimbo2006
Ok - Contrary to what every one else thinks, I think this is one smart dude trying to pull a scam. Look at his payment method. You pay with untraceable system and no recourse and supposidly have to pick up a car sitting 1500 mile away.
03-11-2007, 03:08 PM
#15
Why pull a scam with such a cheap car? If you're going to scam somebody, why not market a Ferrari or something?
Also,
@ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist??? 
Also,
@ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist???
03-11-2007, 03:15 PM
#16
Originally Posted by jaguax
Why pull a scam with such a cheap car? If you're going to scam somebody, why not market a Ferrari or something?
Also, @ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist???
Also,
@ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist??? Think about the kind of person who will come after you if they are buying a Ferrari as compared to the kind of person who will be buying a 91 maxima.
03-11-2007, 04:30 PM
#18
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Sounds like a tool to me.
03-11-2007, 05:52 PM
#21
Originally Posted by 94maxshima
So I was browsing Ebay for Maxima's.... and um...
If ANYONE can make it through this entire car description without having the sudden urge to gouge your eyeballs out with a fork; there's something wrong with you. Haha, anyone know this guy/car???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem
If ANYONE can make it through this entire car description without having the sudden urge to gouge your eyeballs out with a fork; there's something wrong with you. Haha, anyone know this guy/car???
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem
HEY!! get a look at the front plate!!! Anyone recognize the design? That'll tell you where the picture is from.
"Buy safely
1. Check the seller's reputation
No feedback reviews at this time
2. Learn how you are protected
Free buyer protection coverage
eBay provides up to $20,000 in fraud protection for this vehicle."
03-11-2007, 06:57 PM
#22
Originally Posted by Josh
Think about the kind of person who will come after you if they are buying a Ferrari as compared to the kind of person who will be buying a 91 maxima.
03-11-2007, 07:11 PM
#23
Originally Posted by Phoenix
Ok, wikipedia says the 940 area code covers Sheppard Air Force Base which seems to be just a training facility. He must have gone there between boot camp and L.A.
I just lost a lot of respect for the Air Force. Of course, I didn't have a lot to begin with... lazy bastards.
I just lost a lot of respect for the Air Force. Of course, I didn't have a lot to begin with... lazy bastards.
.....Even the Air Force needs janitors......
03-11-2007, 08:04 PM
#27
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yeah I will tomorrow./ ill speaker phoneit and record it on my pc for you guys.
03-12-2007, 12:26 AM
#29
Originally Posted by jaguax
Still though, how about something a bit more expensive than an old 200k maxima, a car actually worth more than a couple of hundred bucks.
You could probably scam 10 people out of 1,000$ each and not have as much trouble as scamming 1 person out of 10,000$. It's all about drawing as little attention as the scammer can.
03-12-2007, 07:30 AM
#31
Originally Posted by jaguax
Also, @ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist???
@ stock power twisting axles. Has nobody told him that the primary purpose of an axle is to twist???
03-12-2007, 08:04 AM
#32
Assumming he did indeed go through that many axles, then I would question the extent and kind of damage he refers to in the auction. I looked at a max one time, beautiful interior and exterior, good looking engine bay. However, something was off just a bit. After looking closely, engine was sitting crooked. Car had been hit hard up front. Perhaps damage along this line might cause premature where of axles?
03-12-2007, 09:34 AM
#33
Item: Nissan : Maxima (120095754396) This message was sent while the listing was active. justintylerq is the seller. its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out
agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.
its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.
03-12-2007, 09:40 AM
#34
Originally Posted by capedcadaver
And it's not like stock power (160 or 190 either one) is going to torsionally shear an axle, let alone three, which is what I assume is what he was trying to make you think.
regardless, it is probably a scam, a low buck one so the individual counts if prosecuted are minor and easily beaten.
Scammers aren't stupid.
oh, and if there is no vin listed then the car may also have a salvage title. they won't let you list a car that has any flaw with the title based on an experian autocheck (catches more than Carfux)
03-12-2007, 01:24 PM
#35
Originally Posted by therealgoon9
Item: Nissan : Maxima (120095754396) This message was sent while the listing was active. justintylerq is the seller. its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.
its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.geeeeezus!!!
03-12-2007, 04:40 PM
#36
Even if he is legit, I would be wary about buying a car from somebody who "tried to fix the problems but couldn't figure it out". Been there done that.
Word to the wise, if you are working on a car and can't figure something out, read up or get help. Too often blindly fixing a problem only causes more problems.
Word to the wise, if you are working on a car and can't figure something out, read up or get help. Too often blindly fixing a problem only causes more problems.
03-12-2007, 04:56 PM
#37
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LOL damn thats just sad. Saying that he just bought a Tiburon has me worried. Got me hopeing he dosnt join Newtiburon.com They will flame the hell out of him for his spelling!
03-14-2007, 06:30 AM
#39
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Originally Posted by therealgoon9
Item: Nissan : Maxima (120095754396) This message was sent while the listing was active. justintylerq is the seller. its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.
its not a scam im a vary honest person ill talk to if u wold like my cell is 940-224-0219 im not out to screw u.its not like im saying it is a top of the line street car.now that i make more i bot a new tiburon.the car is at my moms house a lot of pepoul have said thay wont it but never have the mony.im 19 i joned the air force in july and my mom wonts it out of the yard.im not looking to get top doller for it just somthing to play with. All the stuf in the car is what i cold aford or was alredy on the car i love working with car.sorry if i afended u.i read your profile and u seem to be a good giy.this is my first sale on ebay i tride to go back and fix a few things but i cant figure it out.feal free to call i like talking to pepoul it is eser for me becous i strugl with speling but u alrade ponted out agen sorry for any misunerstadings and i hope to hear back from u soon.ps.i get uot of work arond 5 tomoro if u wont to call.
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